cunlirenaiwanerhaomianzi,beirendangzhongzachangzi,rangliuhuaishuiqingheyikan?
bijinglaoqinshaoyoushilaizijidipanwanerde,xianzaibeilimingpitougailianyidunsun,rangqiufenzhenyibaliuhuaishuilianwangneierge?
“liuhuaiguinishuoshenmeni?”panxiaoyingnaole,biekanxiaonvrenzhishilaoshi,danshidameinvzhuiqiuzhezhongduo,qiufenzhendenianqingxiaohuoyixiangjipanlaoshimianzi,“shenweizhibaozhurenquejuzhongduboyijingchufanfalv,licunzhangguanniguancuolema?”
wuzilipaizhaodaqianzhaoshu,dukemengenbenmeibaxiaoxiaodecunzhurenfangzaiyanli,cunlirendexinmuzhongzhiyouzhishu,limingzheigewailaihusheihuidanghuishi?
daoshipanxiaoyingdechuxianrangliuhuaiguiyanqianyiliang:“zezezeqiufenzhenyizhihuajuranguanglinwojia,haizhenshipengbishengneigehui,zadikanshanggeleshibu?”
liuhuaishuitianzheliancoudaopanxiaoyingshenbian,zheijiahuochunshugundaoroude,gancuixuanzewushiliming,ququdaxueshengcunguanwailaihu,zenmekenengrangditoushedanghuishi?
“doujiwozhushou!”limingmeixiangdaozheixierenrucizhangkuang,“haiwaner?zaiwanerwobaojingle!”
shuozhehuataochumotuoluola388,gangyaobodajiutingliuhuaiguilengxiaodao:“baojing?suibiannihaole,shihuagennishuo,buyaoshuoqiufencunjiushiqiufenzhendoushilaozidetianxia,buxinnichouzhekankansuozhanglailetingnidehaishitingwode!”
qiufenzhenpaichusuojuliliuhuaiguijiazhiyoubaishimi,danshibaodahuichuxiandesuduchaohulimingdexiangxiang,gengzhenhandeshibaosuozhangjuranshiconglijianzouchulaide!
baosuozhangshuiyanxingzhong:“gahagaha?nongxianshijielaobaixingwanerliangbazenmele?shibushitamenbuwanerchuqupaopilaxiannizheigedangcunzhurendejiumanyile?bushiwoshuonilimingtongzhi,nongcungongzuoyounongcungongzuodetedian,zheigejijieniburanglaobaixingwanliangba,zongbunengrangtamenchuqutoujimogouba?”
shenme?limingbeibaodahuidehuajingdaile,tangtangdepaichusuozhangjuranshuochuzheiyangyifanhua,rangtazheigecongxiangyatazhongzouchulaidedaxueshenghenbushiying。
“woganjuehuaiguitongzhizuodehenhao,bayulezhongxinkaizaijiali,jifengfulewenhuashenghuoyouduiweiwengongzuoyougongxian,zaishuonikanjiansheishuaqianle?ng?”
dequedukeyanqianbaizhedeshihongxiaodou、huasheng、lvdouheyumili,genbenjiubushiqian,guangguisaoziduozailimingshenhouqiaoshengdao:“hongxiaodoushiyibaikuai,huashengshishikuaiqian,lvdouwukuaiqianyumiliyikuaiqian……”
“nigebaijianiangmenerlaozizhengsini!”
zijiaxifutongloulefuguangguinaoxiuchengnu,lunqidengzizaguolai,limingshangshouqingqingyibo,dengzihenhenzazaizhuozishang,zhuoshangdouzi、huasheng、yumibeisaodaodishang,yijingkanbuchulaishisheide。
jinjiezhelimingyijiaochuaizaifuguangguishenshang,zheiyijiaolidubudaqueshiqiaojing,zhijiebafuguangguisongchuquzhuangzaishengxiadeliangzhangzhuozishang!
“稀里哗啦!”
suoyoudechoumaquandouhunzaiyiqisanluoyidi,buguanshujiahaishiyingjia,sheihainengfendechunayimeidouzinayimeihuashengnayimeiyumishizijide?
baitianbanyedewaner,kebushiweilemoshouzhitou!dutumendunshihongyanle:“qian!laozideqian!”
“**nima,laozizhengsinigewangbadan!”
sangenianqingrenpuxiangliming,houzhebutuifanjinshangqianzhuazhuyigerenshoubozi,shunshuituizhouwangqianyisong,haojiahuozhenggerenfeishangkang:“aiyamaya!wodehongxiaodou,neikeshisanqianduokuaiya!”
youshidurumingdejiahuo,haipazaoyangshenggeshenzipazaizhuozishang,xiangyaobaohuzijideshengliguoshi。
kexiyibaiqibashijindedakuaitou,zaijiashanglimingsongchudechongjili,baneiliangjudechoumaquandouzhuangluan,basanwugedutuquandouzhuangderenyangmafan!
zheixiazijiqizhongnu,yigedutuhoumianchuaixiangliminghouyao,houzheweiweiceshenrangguochenzhongdepixie,zhuazhutiguolaidejiaoboziwangqianyisong:“aiyou!”
conglaimeiyoulianxiguodejiahuozhijielaigedapichashishenmeganjue?
yaohaibuweizhijiezhuangjizaidibanzhuanshang,jinjinshizheiyixiazijiuxianxierangrenbianchengtaijian,wuchigaodehanzichadiankuchulai,taitongle!
jiuzaicishi,liuhuaiguilunqidengzihenhenzaxianglimingdehounaoshao:“ganzalaozichangzi?xuesinigewangbadan!”
“啪!”
“噗通!”
yijinglaibujizhuanshendongzuo,limingxiayishiyoushoudangzhuhounaoshao,shimudengzihenhenzazaitadeshouzhongmotuoluola388,yinhuiseshoujibeizachengsuipianliandaizhebatazadaozaidi!
canbaidedengguangxiaxianxuebanaibaisedibanzhuanranhongneiyike,suoyourendoudaizhule,dajiashiyihuishi,danshibadaxueshengcunguandahuaidacankejiushidashi!
fangjianliyishizhijianyaquewusheng,panxiaoyingwuzhuzijidezui,neishuangmeilidedayanjingchongmanlenanyizhixin,zenmehuizheigeyangzi?
mingzhidaocunlizheibangcaolaoyemenerjieaobuxun,meixiangdaoliuhuaiguiganxiasishou!baodahuiyizhengzhixialikefanyingguolai:“haibuganjindadianhuajiaojiuhuche?”
zhangzheimedahaishidiyicizhuyiyuan,shuoshihuaxiaohushihenpiaoliang,bingfanglilianggedalaoyemeneryigejingliaosao。zhishilimingganjuedurirunian,wangdianneibianbuzhidaoshayangde,zenmekenengyouxianxinzhuxiaqu?
gaoxiaomeixianggeshouqixifuyiyangsihouzhe,xiaoxinyiyidakaiguanziyigupubidexiangweimimankailai,xiaohushiyanqianyiliang:“you,xiaojidunmogu?yiwenjiushijiayangdelaomuji!”
“好鼻子!”
mengfengbaozhebumanzhousuidewuhongbinxiaomimidiaokanxiaohushi:“nihaiburuzhijieshuowogoubizidele!huashuozhuyuanhaiyousaozipeihu,doushuohaochibuguojiaozi,haowanbuguogegege!”
“siniziyangyangleshiba?kanzheyanqisaozibangnibaomeilaxian?xiaolizhurenkeshidaxueshengni,renjiaqiantuyuanda,saozibangnicuanduocuanduo?”
xiaohushixiangyaodaqumengfeng,keshiyigehuanghuadaguinvzenmekenenghenongcunlaoniangmendouzui?zhuanyanjianhualibaitui,mengfengyoumingderenlaifeng,jintianquehenshijiezhi,yizhitoutouguanchalimingdelianse。
lianggenvrenshilaibaishide,limingbeidachengzheigeyangzi,lianggelaoyemenerbuganshangliangzi,bajialinvrentuichulaitangshier。
menwaibaodahuiyigejingwangbingchuangshangtoumiao,limingzhuanlianxiangshenbianbingyou:“dage,mafannindianhuajiwoyongyong,ninhaowoshiqiufenzhenqiufencuncunzhurenliming,woyaobaoan……”
“李主任!”
“当啷!”
yiguanxiaojidunmoguquandouposazaidishang,gaoxiaomeigubudedishangyipianlangjie,“putong”guizaibingchuangqian,sisizhuazhulimingdadianhuadeshou!
nvrendeleishuixiangshidakaifamendezilaishuilongtou:“qiuqiuninlizhuren,liuhuaiguibushihaodongxi,tabijingshiwodenanren,liudonghaibudaoliangsuiqiuqiuninfangguotaba!”
“噗通!”
gangganghaihexiaohushidoukesoudemengfengyebaozhehaiziguidaozaidi,tanshouzaihaizi**shangqiayiji,haiziwadeyishengdakuqilai:“lizhurenninshihaoren!wojiawuhaibushirenkeninkanzaiwomenmuzidefenshangfangguotaba!”
yishijianbingfanglihaizidekusheng,nvrendeaiqiushengxiangchengyipian,dajiadoubeizheiyimunonglengle。linjinbingfangdehuanzhebuzhidaochuleshenmeshi,yigegetantoutannaokanguolai,xiaohushixiangyaoquanshuoqueyoubuzhidaocongnalirushou。
limingnaodaishoushangbujiaquebuhutu:“erweisaozinimenqilai!zheijianshihenimenwuguan!”yingshengshengduoguodianhua,“qiufenzhenpaichusuosuozhangbaodahuiheqiufencunzhibaozhurenshejujudu,beizuzhihoudadachushoudaozhiwoshoushang,jiazhisanqianqibaikuaidemotuoluola388shoujibeizasui!”
“aitongzhi,yiyuanbuxuchouyan!”
henhendengyiyanxiaohushi,yizhiduozaimenwaidengdaixiaoxidebaodahui,zhongzhongyijiaocaimieyantouhenshengmadao:“heng!zanmenzouzheqiao,wodaoyaokankanninengnaochuduodayaoezi!”
yiliansantianxianjudouzaibingfangxunwen,xianzailimingshenbianyijingmeiyourenzhaogu,zheibianbaoanneibianerweisaozijiuzourenle。
xianglirenzuixianshi,zhiqianhongzhenizhishixiwangbuyaobaojing,haipajialilaoyemenerbeishengzhiyifa。
buyaoyiweinvrenbudongfa,dangjinshehuinayigebuzhidaodarenfanfayaodunjianyude?
suiranjialiyeermenbushishenmehaodongxi,kebijingshiyijiaren,wanyishoudaofalvzhicaizheigejiakejiusanleya!
xiaohushiyibianbangliminghuanyaoyibianxiaodao:“ganmabasaoziqipaole?lianggesaozisihouzheduoxingfuyidianershi!”
“meilegengqingjing!”panxiaoyinglinzheyidaishuiguoyidaishiwuzoujinlai,“bushiwoshuo**zi,nikebuyaojiaohuaiwomenlizhuren,renjiakeshidahaorenni,yanjingchengneibianhaiyouduixiangni!”
“kekeke!”limingkemeixinsihehushiliaotian:“panlaoshidingdansongqulema?”
panxiaoyingminzuimadao:“zheimexinkuwenhouyijudoumeiyou,jiujidenineigedingdan,huogaimeirenguan、esinidele!”
“nidangworongyime?”limingkuzhelian,“xiaobanniancaiyoudiyifendingdanqueyushangzheishi,nishuowonengbunaoxinme?”
nvrenqingqingtankouqizuozaidengzishang,gubudetuoquyurongfuxianbafanhedakai:“shaoshuoneixiemeiyongdexianchifan!niyebuyongneiyangyanshenchouzhewo,yijingzhaorenbangzhebadongxifangdaoshiweidayuanmenweishi,dengyoushijianzaizhaorenbangnibadongxisongshangmenquchengbu?guaiachifan!”
zheibianpanxiaoyinggangganglikai,limingganjinhuanshangyifuliuchubingfang,neizhangdingdankeshitabanniandexinxue,ruguobunengganjinsonghuoshangmenhuishixinyuren。
qishiyigongmeiyouduoshaodongxi,limingdacheshiweidayuan,xinghaoyougongzuozhengfouzerenjiabuhuirangkuaidiyuanjindamen:“ninhao,woshikuaidigongside,zheilishigeweiwanggoudeshangpin,qingqianshou!”
“shenmexiaolv?”tuanshiweibangongshikeyuanqinyingxuehengmeilimu,“songhuomanjiusuanlehaishilianle,nengnengxingle?buyaole!nahuiquba!”
nanguairenjiashengqi,zijizaiyiyuantanglewutianyizhimeiyougenrenjialianxi,huanzuosheidouyaonaole。hekuanghaishixianfukuanhoufahuo,renjiameibazijidangchengwangluopianzibucuoleya!
doushizijidecuo!limingmanlianduixiao:“dajiebangbangmangba,bushishangjiadewenti,shiwosonghuolushangchushile,ninqiaoqiaozheihaidaizheshabuni……”
“jiaosheidajieni?woyouneimelaoma?nahuiqunahuiqu,shuobuyaojiubuyao!”
qinyingxuenaole,limingyidaiganjinpeishangxiaolian:“dameizi……”
“jiaosheidameizini?wohenihenshume?”