xiaoshuo《hongyunqiantu》，fenxiangjidajiayuedu，zhuyaorenwuyoulimingpanxiaoying，shizuozhezhaichunqiujingxinchupindehaoshu。wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenshifennaidu，jingcaijuqingjiangshule：weidao？limingdenaohailishunjianchuxianxianqianneiyimu，zhulifuzaizijidebangongzhuoshangmian，neizhenhanxinshendenenbaihezuijiaoneiyisiyaoyedeyeti。……
qishipanxiaoyinghaibilimingzaolaiyinian，zhishibiyehoulimingqudashanlizhijiaoliangnian，zaizheigeshijianjiushijinqiandeniandai，langfeiliangnianqingchunzaidashanli，gaishiduomeyonggandenanren。
mingmingshaoxianzhinendedananhaizhibizijidayisui，quexiandeneimechengshuwenzhong，huanzuoyibanrenneitianbeizhenweishujiyitongxun，kongpazaojiuxieqileba？
“轮到你了！”
“a？a！”buzhidaoshenmeshihoulimingzhanzaizijishenqian，panxiaoyingfangfobeirenkuipodexinshidunshizhanghonglelian，“wo、wojiuqu，neigeliuhuaiguihaoxiangquzhaobaodahui……”
“什么？”
quzhaobaodahui？limingxinyijin，suiranlaidaoqiufencunshijianbuzhang，shenmerenshenmepinxinghaishiyousuolejiede，liuhuaiguijueduishigeyazibibaodejiahuo，taquzhaobaodahuijuemeiyouhaoshi！
“tongzhi，woyoujishichuquyixia！”budengganjingdayingyibuchongchuxianju，limingchumenzhaoshoudache，“xianyiyuanyaokuai！”
jigexiaohushizaibingfangmenkoujijizhazha：“chi，zheijiahuogoudaomeide，fuyuxiandiyigetaijiandanshengle，gegege！”
“huogai！”pangbianhushizhanglenghengyisheng，“tingshuoshiqiangnvganfan，beirenjiazhangfufaxian，yijiaochuaizhongming、genzi。”
“yaowoshuodongjiaoneijiahuojueduishigehenchazi，lianggedanhuangquandouxisui，lianneigendongxijihuconggenshangduandiao。”
“zuiyaomingshoushanghoumeiyourenbangzhuchuzhi，lingxiaershiduoduyingshengshengdongdiaole，nimenmeikanjiandiaoxialaineidongxidongchengziqiezisexueguandoubaodiaole，genbenmeiyoukenengzhihuo！”
lianggeshixishengsihaokanbuchushiqibaxiaoyatoudexiuse，jiuxiangshitanlunshouzhitoushoushangerbushinanrendeming、genzi：“hushizhang，jiranshiqiangnvganfanweishenmemeiyouganjingkanzhe？”
“haha！e，aimayaxiaochaqile！”hushizhangcayibayanjiaoleishui，“jiutazheiyangmeisiyejiushengxiayikouqi，jihushiququanshensanfenzhiyidexueye，yaobushitizhihaozaojiusiqiaoqiaole，tahainengbanizenmezhe？xiaoyatoupianzixiangshenmeni？”
shenweizhibaozhuren，liuhuaiguizhengtianchuanzheyishenbanzhenbujiadejingfu，zheishiguanjiajifade，yibanrenhaizhenjiukanbuchulaitashibushiganjing。
“ninhao，qiufenzhenbaodahuitongzhishibushizaizheili？ejiushiganggangsongjinyiyuan，neigedifangbeirenchuaiyijiaodehuanzhe，shiwodetongzhimensongjinlaide。”
“shenme？nishishuoneigerenshi……”
jigehushidoudaizhule，baodahuijihushiguangtuotuobeisongjinlaide，shenshangmeiyourenhezhengmingshenfendedongxi，zhiyouxuejibanbandeyishenyifu，kanshangquxiangshijingfu。
huozhesongtalaideganjingganjuetajijinghuimohei，yemeiyoushuochutadeshenfen：“zenmekeneng？”
liuhuaiguiqiangrenzhuxinzhongdenuhuo：“qingwenjintianyoujigeneidifangshoushangdehuanzhe？”
“yige！zhiyouyige！”xiaohushidengyuanyanjingwanglimianneigebingchuangshangkan，fangfoyaokanchudianshenme，“aimaya，zenmekeneng？taihuaileya！nanguaibianchengtaijian……”
zhijiayijingshenshenkoujinshouzhangxin，liuhuaiguiconglaimeixiangguobaodahuiganchuneizhongshi，ruguojinjinshilimingzaichangmeiyouqitarenzheng，taningyuanxiangxinzijidebaxiongdierbushiliminghuozhexifu。
nvrenaiqiaoshidianpubupodezhenli，limingzhangneigesiyangzikanzhejiulaiqi，tebieshinvrenmenkanxiangtadeyanshen，rangliuhuaiguiyiqunxianmujiduhen。
doushuonvrenaichicu，qishizhenzhengaichicudeshinanren，erqieyidannanrenchicubuhuigujihouguo，liuhuaiguihongzheyanjingchuxianzaibaodahuimianqian。
baosuozhangbeituranchuxiandejiahuoheyitiao：“liuhuaigui！ni、niyaoganshenme！buyaohulai！jiuming……a！”
chongjinxianyiyuandatingganghaotingjianbaodahuidecanhao，limingxinwangxiachenshunzheshengyinchongguoqu：“liuhuaiguinijiwozhushou！”
“hanshenmehan？zheilishiyiyuan……”
gubudeyishengdechima，jiangfengsanbubingzuoliangbuchongdaobaodahuidebingfangmenkou，zhijianliuhuaiguishouzhongdecaidaohaizaidixue！baodahuihunshenshixue，yizhanglianyijingbeikandebuchengyangzi！
bozisihuzhiyoujigenjinlianzhe，xuemozishunzheqiangziwangwaiyong，jingguyijingbeidaokanchengzhazi，canbaigutoubeiyongchulaidexueyechongdaochuangdanshang，changjingjiqiexin！
“aaa！sharenla！jiuminga！”
jibianshijianguanshengsideyishenghushi，yejianbudedangchangsharendechangmian，yiyuanlidunshidaluan。zhongyuhaishilaiwanleyibu，meixiangdaoliuhuaiguixiashourucihenla！
limingyibubuzoujinbingfang：“liuhuaiguiniteme**！niqiugetongkuaisharen，nibabamamazenmeban？nilaopozenmeban？nierzi……”
“erzi？hahahaerzi？”liuhuaiguishenjingzhidaxiao，“neishitamendeerzi，laoziyoumeiyoushengyunenglidoubuzhidao，meijiehunneixienianshuileduoshaonvren，meiyouyigehuaiyunde。”
ou！limingchadiantuchulai，baodahuiqiangziliyongchulaideyijingbuzhishixueye，sihulianzuoyedeshiwudoucongshidaozhongmaochulai，yiguziechouzaibingfanglimanyan。
“haiyiweilaotianyekaiyan，rangwoyoulezijideerzi，meixiangdaoqueshirenjiadezhong，nishuowodelvmaozijingbujing？”
cengjingdeliuhuaishuiyijinghuaibuqilaile：“erzibushinide？keshibabamamazongshinideba？nibuhuixiangyaoyizoulezhi，bashanyangfumudezerendoutuijiliudongfuqiba？renjiahaiyaoshanyanglaozuzongni，ganjinfangxiadao，zhaojingfangzishou！”
“啊！”
jiuzaicishi，yuanbenduozaijiaoluolisesefadoudehushi，turanxianglimingchonglai！buyaoshuoyigechanruodenvhushi，jibiandananrenyushangzheiyangdechangmianyedouhederuanlejiao，bijingsharenhesirenwanquanshibutongdegainian。
renpingnvhushiruhedanda，yewufachengshouxianchangdekongbuqifen！zaole！xianzaideliuhuaiguichuyujiduanzhuangtai，nvhushibu**haihaoyidian，**daotazenmekenengtaodediao？
guoranliuhuaiguikuaqianyibu，yibaneinvhushibaozaihuaili：“gegegege！”
liuhuaiguifachuxiangshimujixiadandeshengyin，neizhanglianniuqudaolejidian！tadeyanjinglichongchizheifengkuang，meicuojiushifengkuang！
fengkuangdeliuhuaiguibinvhushidoudegenglihai：“xiangpaomeimen！laoziyijinggouben，younipeizheshengdejimo，bierenshuiwolaopo，wodaizhebierendelaopozou，shibushihengongping？baoying！hahabaoying！”
zheijiahuoyijingchedixiesidili：“jiuming！”
gangyaochongshangqu，limingkanzheliuhuaiguishouzhongdecaidaobudebushouzhujiaobu，meixiangdaozheilijuranmeiyouganjingshouwei，meixiangdaoliuhuaiguizheimekuailaidaozheili！
nvhushizhilaidejihujiaoyisheng，bozibeisisilezhudetayijingkaishifanbaiyan，jibianbubeicaidaokansi，kongpayeyaozhixisiwang！
“nifangkaita，tashiwugude！”
zheijiahuozhendefengle！liminghendeyagenyangyang，keshiquewunengweili，genbenwufakaojinduifang。
“niyeshuoyoujintianshibaoying，ruguonijixucuoxiaquhaihuibaoyingzaisheideshenshang？xiangxiangnidejiaren，xiangxiang……”
wulunruheliuhuaiguizongsuanshisongkaiyidian：“xiangxiang？xiangtemeshei？laozihainengxiangshei？”
xiaohushidakoudakoupinmingchuanqi，ganggangtazaisiwangxianshangzouyizao：“jiuwo！”
“lianerzidoubushiwozijide，wotemehaixiangshei！”
judadehoushengzaizhenggeloucenghuixiang，beishufudexiaohushifanzhebaiyanjichujigezi：“zheilishiyiyuan……”
“闭嘴！”
caidaozaikongzhonghuiwu，daoshangdexianxuedisazaixiaohushicangbaidelianshang，yidixianxueshunzhesaibianhualuodaohushizuibian，yiguxuexingqiyongrukouzhong，xiaohushiyijingjiejinbengkui。
liminghuranxinliyidong：“sheishuoliuhuabushiniqinshengdeerzi？kankanneixiaozimeiyuzhijiannayidianbuxiangni？”
“bietemehuyou！laozihuyounvrendeshihounihaichuankaidangkuni！”liuhuaiguisihoudao，“laozihegaoxiaomeidoushiguazilian，shengchuyigepingguoliandeerzinishuoshiwode？nitemepianshazini？”
wangbadanhaidongdianyichuanxue，bushishuotachuzhongmeibiyema？limingzhengsedao：“nijianguosheijiahaiziguazilian？jiusuanedepibaogutouxiaohaiziyeshiyuanlianhaobuhao？xingkuinihaizichengcongming，yingshengshengbalvmaoziwangzijitoushangkou，wokannihutouqiangle！”
“你骗人！”
yijiushidahouqueyijingdiqibuzu，fengkuangguohoushixuruo，cishideliuhuaiguixinlishentidouzaixuruodebianyuan，poqiexiwangyigendaocaojiuming。
limingzhengsedao：“wopianniganshenme？youshenmehaochu？wozhishishuoyigeshishieryi，zixixiangxiang，xiaojiahuozhendehenxiangni，zhendehenchou！”
“fangpi！laozicaibuchou！”
zheijiahuojinhubennengfanborenhepoxiangzijidezangshui，menwaiderenyichangjinzhang，zenmekeyizheigeshihou**ta？
duozaianchudeganjingxinjirufenquegenbenwufajinqian，xianyiyuanhexianjuzhigezhebantiaojie，zheilifashengxiongshaandunshiyinbaozhenggexiancheng。
rujinxianyiyuanyijingbeijingfangtuantuanbaowei，yiyuanneideyishenghushihebingrenquandoubeishusan，zhishiliuhuaiguizhanzaijiaoluoli，jujishoucongchuangwaigenbenwufamiaozhun。
zhiyoucongmenkouchongjinqu，wentishixiaohushizaitadeshoushang，neibingcaidaohengzaixiaohushijingxiang，suishidounengzhanxiaqu！
xianjujuzhanghuangchengzhaidiaojingmao，tanchubanzhanglianguancha，limingzhanlideweizhihenqiaomiao。
suiranwufawanquandangzhuliuhuaiguikanxiangwaimiandeshixian，quebachuangwaixuedifanshedeguangxiandangzhu，zoulanglihunandeguangxianrangrengenbenkanbuqingwaimianyoushei。
huangchenghexingjingduizhangxiangshiyiyan，meixiangdaoneigenianqingrenchengleguanjianrenwu，tuoyanshijianzhiyoutuoyanshijianjingfangcaiyoushijiancongrongbuzhi。
sihushixinyoulingxi，limingjixudao：“shiyanibuchou，buguonierzizhendehenxiangni，niqiaobaodahuijianzuihousai，zenmekenengshengchuneimeshuaiqidexiaojiahuo？”
“我儿子当然帅！”
youmen！limingcongkoudailitaochuyiheyan，tabuhuixiyanquebunengbuzhunbeishang，taochuyizhizuoshiyaoxihuranpaojiliuhuaigui！
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