第4章 过街老鼠!

“fangxinbabaobei,tamendaduizhangshiwoyishoutibaqilaide,jueduibuhuichumaiwo!”limingzhongyuxiangqilaizheigelaoxushishei,bujinweishuangwangshoujiniebahan,“henghengwojiushiyaorangneigechunnvrenzhidao,youxierenshidezuibuqide!”

**!limingchadianmachulai,zhuanguoshennachugangganghuanshangkadeshouji:“ninhaowobaojing……”

“weinizenmegansizichuyuan?”xiaohushiwuhongshuangshouqiayaodengzheliming,“bingrenjiuyaoshouguiju,nibayiyuandangchenglvdianlema?xianglaijiulaixiangzoujiuzou?”

meixiangdaowuhongzheimedahuoqi,pingchanghenwenroudexiaonvren,limingganjinsongshangxiaolian:“duibuqiduibuqi,linshiyoudianjishichuquyixia,woxiangninbaozhengjueduibuhuiyouxiaci!”

“haiyouxiaci?”panxiaoyinglengzhelianzhanzaibingchuangtou,“xiaojidunmogudoubianchengbingdongmogunicaihuilai?”

ze!panlaoshiyelaile,wuhonglenghengyisheng:“wokantajiushiqiongming,jiubugaichineimehaodexiaojidunmogu!”

xiangxianghaishizijilikui,limingguaiguaidezuozaichuangbianrenpingernvshuluoziji,naqishaguojiuyaochi:“doulenglehaichishenme?woquzhaofandianrerezaichihaole,zheimedarenlezenmejiubuzhidaozhaoguziji?haixiangxiaohaiziyiyang!”

beirenguanxindeziweihenxingfu,yihuanghenjiumeijianlaobalaoma,zaiqiufencundangcunguanlaoliangkouhenbugaoxing。kexilimingbuxihuanjingshang:“xiexie,neigeduomaidianfan,niyeyiqichiba!”

“要你管?”

panxiaoyinglianyihong,nazhefanheshaguopaochuqu,qianbubaihua,xinmaide388ckandianzishujiushihao,yiyemeishuiguangguzhekanshu。

qiguaideshizijizaiwangshanggenbenmeiyousoudaoshijibenshu,zongbuhuishishuangwangshoujilaobanzijixiedeba?buguoshangmianxiedehaizhenshiqipa,zailimingkanlaixingzouzaiguanchang,jiushiyaoyoutizhizhongrendejuewu。

zuiqimayaojiangjiugeshangxiazunbei,ruguoxueshuzhongneigeliufengchizechangwei**,“wohuaiyiniderenpin”,gujiyibeizibuyaoxiangzhefanshen!

haiyoushuzhongpiludeneixieyinanmian,huashuozuozhedanzihaizhenda,buzhidaoshibushiyinweizheigecaibeiguanfangpingbibianxunbujiande。buguoshulimianyouxiedongxihaishizhidejiejiande,nanguaigurenyunshuzhongziyouyanruyu,shuzhongziyouhuangjinwu!

zailimingkanlaishuzhongyouhongyunguantu!tajihushibaneixieguanchangwenchongdangjiaocai,jiuxiangdangchuzaidaxuezhongxuexiyiyangzizibujuan,lianxujitianjihumeiyoufangxiashouji。

xingkuiyouliangkuaiyuanchangdianchilunhuan,jibianrucihaishibianchongbiankanyebupadianchibaozha!meitiandouzhangluoyaohuiqushiyiyuandeyishengbuyunxu,zuzubeishufuzaibingfangyizhouduo,panxiaoyingzhongyubatadebijibendailaile。

dakaizijijianlidexiangcunwangdianyilianchuanxinxitishi,liminglengleyixiasuijidaxiguowang,shangmianchulehaopingjiushidingdan!zenmehuizheimekuai?

zijibadongxisongguoqudaoxianzaiyebuguosantianshijian,kanlaituanshiweideneijiweirenchuziji,guyibangmangni!wulunruheyoudingdanjiushidahaoshi,shangmianbuzhiyouzaliangdedingdan,haiyouchaiji、liangshizhuroudedingdan。

yigunuanliuzaixintouyongdong,tuanshiweineibangrentaijilile:“panlaoshikuailaikan,zheimeduodingdan!”

“是吗?”

nvrencongcongfangxiadapidepingguocoudaojinqian,buliushennaomenzhuangzailimingdetoushang,panxiaoying**qiaolianxuehongxuehongde,pianpianlimingxiangshimeishirenyiyang。

“echifanba!”gubudekanwangyeshangdexinxi,panlaoshiyanshidenachushiwubaizaizhuoshang,“haibukuaichi?haiyaorangwobangniqurema?”

youledingdandiertianjiujihuohuochuyuan,rensheiyedangbuzhu!kanshushijianguodefeikuaisihuzhuanyanjiandaozhan,ganggangcongkecheshangxialaijiukanjiantuanzongzhibushujiyuhongyanzhaoshou:“zenmecaihuilai?bujiushichudianxuema?zenmezhuzheimejiu?”

“e!”ganqingyigejingdadianhuawenzijidaonaerleweizhaoziji,tuanzongzhibushujidefanyingchaohuxiangxiang,“yiyuanbufangren……”

yushujizhouzhoumei,xieniyiyanbushengxindejiahuo:“zouba,zhenlikaiganbudahui!”

“……nianqingtongzhibudongdetuanjiequnzhong,pidageshijiuwangshangtong,qiufenzhenduojiumeiyoulaijingchele?womenjianshexinnongcunbunengjinjinshizhishangtanbingma!jianshexinnongcunzenmejianshe?”

qiufenzhendangweishujizhaoweiminchenzhelian,shouzhiyigejingqiaozhuozi,zhiyouzaishengqideshihou,zhaoshujicaihuiqiaozhuozi,yebuzhidaotadeshouzhitengbuteng!

“dangheguojiahaozhaonianqingrenjiangxiashenduanhenongmindachengyipian,zhiyoufangxiadaxueshengdejiazihenongminjiaoxintanxincainengzuohaodaxueshengcunguan,bunengdongzhedongyongguojiabaolijiguanma!quanzhenganbuqunzhonggongjianhexiexiangzhendemubiao,jiuyinweiyigedianhuazangsongle,wokanyouxierendesixiangyouwentima!”

zuozaibianshangdelimingrutongmangcizaibei,meixiangdaozhenshangrucikanziji,zheiyangyilaiqibushijizijidingxing?shuoshihualiminghaishihenyouzhuiqiude,dangchuxiangyinghaozhaoxialaidangyimingcunguan,jiushiyaodailingdifanglaobaixingzhifu。

jinguanxiaobannianmeiyoushenmejianshu,kelimingzirenweihaisuanshizhadexiagen,conglaimeiyouganguononghuodeta,lianguzibaizidoufenbuqingdechenglixuesheng,qiushoudeshihoubangzhesongnainaishoushiqiu。

hekuangzheiyicishijianmingmingshiliuhuaiguidengrenjuzhongdubo,baodahuishenweizhenpaichusuosuozhangjuranchengledutudebaohushen,shenzhihaiganzhechouhongdegoudang,zhenweishujijuranzhanzaitamenyibian!

zheijiaoshenmeshi?limingyoudianyiyu,suanshenmeshime!zhaoweiminshujizenmekeyishifeibufenhexinini?ruguobushizugoulengjing,limingzhenxinxiangyaozhanqishenzhiwenzhaoshuji,nidelichangjiujingzainali?

pangbianyizhibinglengdexiaoshouzhuazhutade,yishuangmeilideyanjingliyouzheguanxinheanwei,qingqingtankouqichongpanxiaoyingyaoyaotou,gancuinachushoujikanshu,bulihuizhuxitaishangneiweidizhulaoye!

haizhenshixinda!panxiaoyingrenzhuxiao,ganggangzhenhaipatahuishoubulezhanqilai,zhishishijiandefazhanwanquanchuhulimingdeyuliao,tazouzaizhen**bangongloulimian,neixieyuanbenheqidexiaolianbujianle。

meiyigerensihudouzaiduozheta,fangfotayijingbianchenglewenshen,buzhiruci,huidaoqiufencuntongyangbeilengluo。yizhangzhangcengjingwenhedexiaorongbujianle,jianmianyijuwenxindewenhoubujianle,xihuantingtakandashandenianqingrenyuanlita。

liancunshangdexiaohaizi,yuanyuankanjiantadouyihongersan,zaizheizhiqianhaiyiweizijiyijingchenglecunlideyiyuan,meixiangdaojudushijianchenglezijidehuatielu!

haiyoubizheigenglipudeshiqingma?mingmingshizijizhanlidehaobuhao,zenmedutuyigegemiaoshideyanshenkanziji,fangfotalimingchengleguojielaoshurenrenhanda!

yumenzhijidelimingxiangqineizhangxiaolian:“qinaide,xiangwolema?”

“aliming?zenmeshinidedianhua?”neibiandejinghuranglimingyidai,“wo、woshishuozenmezaizheigeshijiandadianhua,wozhengmangzheni。”

mangzheni?benjiuxinqingbuhaodelimingyuefadudehuang,buguobagongzuozhongdeyumendaijinshenghuozhongbushitadexingge:“yemeishi,jiushixiangnile,xiangtingtingnideshengyin,qinwennidefasi,baobaoniwennuandeshenzi……”

“shuoshenmeni?”nvhaidexinqingsihubitagengbuhao,“meigaosunizhengmangzheme?danweigongzuotaijinzhangwozaijiaban,huitoubeirenfaxiandadianhuawandanle,buliaolebuliaolea!chuzhangnin……”

dianhualidemangyinranglimingyoudianfadai,mingmingshiwuxiushijianzenmezheimemanga?zuihouneijuhuahaoxiangshichuzhanglaizhaonvhai,yigewuliushisuibandalaotouzidexingxiangyuerannaohai,laojiahuodazhongwuyeburangchunhuixiuxi,shenmawanyier!

jianzhishizhoubapi!lianxiuxishijiandouyaoanpaigongzuo,limingweizijidenvpengyoudabaobuping。xianzaiwangzhanyoudingdanshihaoshi,keshijuranmeiyourenyuanyimaijitadongxi。

yizhipeizaitashenbiandepanxiaoyinghetadexueshengdouxieqile:“yaobuqubiedecun?”

“xiangcunwangdiandianzhujiushiyaobangzhuqiufencunlaobaixingmaidongxi!”limingzhizhedao,tabuxiangxinmeiyigecunmindoushifeibufen,“womenbunengyudaoyidiancuozhejiutuisuo,wohaijiubuxinle,jigedutubudonghaolai,bierenyehetamenyiyangbudonghaolai?”

“keke!zenmeshuohuani?”

qiangjiaozhuanchulaicunzhishubamingwang,laozhishuzaiqiufencunyouxiangdangdeweiwang,hezhishuxiangbilimingdecunzhurenlianbaishedousuanbushang,chulejigecunlaozhiwai,shuobashujishituhuangdiyemeicuo。

meixiangdaohuiyushangbamingwang,liminggangazhiji:“bashuji,wo……”

“laobaixingbushishengqinidalanduju,tamenjihennirangqinrendunxiaohao,silenghantiandeneilimianhaodaime?”

nanguailiancunzhishudouduilimingbumanyi,zheiweishiliuhuaiguideqineryifu,shishishangqiufencunnalianggerenzhijianbuzhanqindaigude?

pingchangzaicunlishuohuayidingyaozhuyi,kanzhemaodunzhongzhongdeliangjiaren,gaobuhaojiushizhouli。keshibashujirucitaidu,rangliminghenbumanyi:“bashujiyerenweiwobaojingshicuode?”

“keke!”bamingwangzuilidiaozheyizhixiangyan,liaoyixiayanpihengyisheng,“woshishuolaobaixingdexiangfa,fancuowujiushiyaoshoudaofalvdechengfa,zheidiandaoliwohaishidongde。niandilecunshangzhuduozhengshimeigan,cunzhurenbuyaozhengtianchenmiyuwangluoyouxi,tangtangdecunzhurenyidianzhengxingmeiyouheng!”

bashujibudenglimingjieshi,beizheshouyangzhangerqu,limingkuxiaobude,zheiweihaizhenshiweizijiwaishengbuyiyuli。keshitameiyoubanfahecunzhishuzhengbian,zaiqiufencunbashujijiushituhuangdi,zaizheilibashujidehuabihuangdishengzhidouguanyong。

panxiaoyingqideyiduojiao:“taiguofenle!zou,wolingnizhaosongnainaiqu!”

“youyouyou!qiaozheiyiduierduojun!”

laotaitaiaimeidehuabapanxiaoyingxiudeqiaoliantonghong,nvrentoumiaoyiyanliming,houzhemumudemeiyoufanying!panxiaoyingananyaoya:“tainainai!ninshuoshenmeni?”