和主角同居后我掉马了第1章

chuanjinzheibenmingwei《jianpojiutian》dexiuxianshuangwenli,yijingsannianle。womeinengchengweilongaotianbentian,yemeinadaoshenmenitiangaimingdejuben,shenzhiliangeyouxingmingdefanpaidouhunbushang。wodeshenfen,shiqingyunjianzongwaimendizili,zuipingpingwuqideneiyige,mingjiaoshenan。danwohaobushiluo,shenzhilezaiqizhong。yinweiwofaxian,dangsuoyourendoujipotouxiangdangyanyuandeshihou,ananjingjingdidangyigeshouwojubendeweiyiguanzhong,caishizheigeshijiezuidingjidexiangshou。kanzheneixieweilaidedalaomenzaiwomianqianshangyanzhexiangyu、wuhui、juelie、nixidexima,erwodongxiyiqieyinguo,zheishiyizhongjinhuyushendelequ。quanzongshangxia,congzhanglaodaodizi,douchenjinzaizijihuobeiqing、huorexue、huoyinhendejiaoseli,yandetouruyoumaili。erwo,xuanzekanxi。jintian,shiyuanzhulidiyigexiao**shangyanderizi,wochuaizhemanhuaideguazi,yijingtiqianzhanhaolezuijiaguanjingwei。

qingchendebowushangweisanjin,zhenggeqingyunjianzongwaimenyijingdingfeirutang。yinianyidudezongmenxiaobi,duiyuzheixiekewangchurentoudidewaimendizieryan,wuyiyuliyuyuelongmendediyidaoguanka。kongqilimimanzhejinzhang、xingfenyuyisisibuyichajuedehuoyaowei。tongwudeshidiwangxiaopangtianmeiliangjiupaleqilai,duizhetongjingyibianyouyibiandizhenglitaneishenjiangxidefabaidedizifu,zuilihainiannianyouci,quanshixielinzhenmoqiangdejianzhaokoujue。

“shenshixiong,nizenmehaizuodezhu?”tahuitoukanwo,yanshenlimanshifeijie,“jintiankeshixiaobia!ni……nibuzhunbeiyixia?”

wozhengmantiaosilidiwangyigebudailizhuangzhedongxi,wenyantaiqitou,chongtashenmiyixiao:“shanrenziyoumiaoji。”

wangxiaopangcouguolaikanleyiyan,lianshangdebiaoqingcongbujiebianchengledaizhi。wodebudaili,meiyoufulu,meiyoudanyao,gengmeiyoumodezengliangdebeiyongduanjian。limianshibanbaogangchaohaodewuxiangguazi,jigeshaigandeyeshanxing,haiyouyixiaohuduileqingshuideliezhiguojiu。

“shixiong,nizheishi……yaoqujiaoyou?”

“feiye,feiye。”wopailepaigunangnangdebudai,zhanqishenlai,yongyizhongguolairendecangsangyuqiduitashuo:“xiaopanga,niyaojizhu,renshengdedachangmian,xintaizuizhongyao。nikanwo,wenrutaishan。”

wangxiaopangsidongfeidongdidianlediantou,yanshenlidechongbaiyouduolejifen。tadagaiyiweiwoxiongyouchengzhu,yizhen“jianzaixinzhong,caomujiebing”dewushangjingjie。

zhiyouwozijizhidao,wowenrutaishan,shiyinweiwojintianyagenjiumeidasuanshangchang。

genjuwonaozilineiben《jianpojiutian》deqingjie,wo,shenan,huizaidiyilunchouqianshijiulunkong。zheibushiyunqi,zheishizuozheweilejieshengbimo,duiwomenzheizhongbeijingbanjiaosezuirencidechuli。erjintianzhenzhengdehaoxi,zhujiaolingyouqiren。

wobaozhewode“guanyingtaocan”,liuliudadadizouxiangleyanwuchang。yanwuchangzaoyirenshanrenhai,dizimenanzhaogezideyuanluofenquyuzhanhao,dengdaizhezhanglaomendedaolai。womeiyouquwomendingziyuandeduilie,ershipingjiezheduidixingdeshuxi,raodaoleyanwuchangdongcedeyikejudagusongshang。zheilishiyejuejia,nengjiangzhongyangzuidadeneifangleitaiyilanwuyu,erqiezugouyinbi,buhuiyourenzhuyidaowozheige“taobing”。

zuowenzhihou,womanyidipailepaishou,conghuailimochuyikeguazi,yongmenya“ka”diyishengkekai,dongzuoxianshuwubi。

taiyangshengqi,jinsedeguanghuisamanzhenggeshangu。zongmenzhanglaohezhangmenzhongyuzaidizimendeqiaoshouyipanzhongjiazhexianhepiaoranerzhi,yifanchangmianhuashuodekangkaijiang,tingdedixiadedizimengegerexuefeiteng,henbudelikeshangtaiweizongmenpaotoulusarexue。

wodalegehaqian,jiangguazipijingzhundidanjinjiaoxiadeyigeshudongli。zheixietaici,wosannianqiangangchuanlaishitingzhehaitingxinxian,xianzaiyijingnengdaobeiruliule。

chouqianhuanjiekaishile。wobaiwuliaolaidikanzhe,xinlimomodaoshu。guobuqiran,dangzhishidiziniandaowodemingzishi,houmiangenzhedezhengshineijuyueerde“lunkong”。zhouweixiangshudedizitoulaixianmudemuguang,wangxiaopanggengshijidongdiduiwohuilehuiquantou,fangfozaishuo:“shixiongniua!”

wodandingdihuiyiyigegaoshenmocedeweixiao,xinzhonghaowubolan。

zhenzhengdeqidaigan,congxianzaicaizhengshikaishi。wodemuguang,yueguozandongderentou,jingzhundisuodingzailerenqunjiaoluoliyigebuqiyandeshenyingshang。

他叫林风。

shenxingdanbo,mianrongqingxiu,chuanzheyishenzuiputongdedizifu,anjingdizhanzaineili,fangfoyuzhouweidexuanxiaogegeburu。tajiushizheibenshudenanzhujiao,yigedianxingdefeichainixiliukaiju。cikedeta,yinweisannianlaixiuweihaowucunjin,zaoyicongxiridetiancailunweizongmenxiaobing,shoujinbaiyanyuqiling。

meiyourenzhidao,tashoushangneimeipingpingwuqideheisejiezhili,zhuzheyiweishanggudanengdecanhun。gengmeiyourenzhidao,jiuzaizuoye,tayijingzaijiezhilaoyeyedebangzhuxia,chongpoletineibeirenanzhongshexiadejinzhi,xiuweiyiriqianli。

当然,除了我。

wokanzheta,jiuxiangkanzheyizhijijiangchudifandandechaojiqianligu。erjintian,jiushitadaxiangnixidiyiqiang,shangyan“sanshinianhedong,sanshinianhexi,moqishaonianqiong”jingdianximaderizi。

“diyichang,jiazileitai,zhaokuoduizhenlinfeng!”

dangzhishidizideshengyinxiangqishi,zhenggewaimendouzhakaileguo。

“pu,linfeng?neigewannianlianqisancengdefeiwu,tajuranyeganlaicanjiaxiaobi?”

“duishangzhaoshixiong?neikeshizanmenwaimendefengyunrenwu,jushuobanzhijiaoyijingtaruzhujiqile!”

“zheixiayouhaoxikanle,wocailinfengchengbuguosanzhao。”

yilunsheng、chaoxiaoshengciqibifu。wokandaoneigemingjiaozhaokuodedizi,yigezhangxiangxiaozhang,jiashibufandefuerdaifanpaimoban,zaiyizhonggenbandecuyongxia,angshoutingxiongdizoushangleleitai。takanxianglinfengdeyanshen,chongmanlehaobuyanshideqingmieyucanren。

erwomendenvzhujiao,zongzhuzhinv,waimendiyimeirensuqingyue,cikezhengzhanzairenqunqianfang,yishuangmeimuzhongxiemanledanyou。tayulinfengqingmeizhuma,shishaoshuhaizaiguanxintaderen。tadedanyou,ziranyinlailezhaokuogengshendejiduyuhenyi。

duojingdiandepeizhi,duoshuxideqiaoduan!

wojidongdicuolecuoshou,youzhualeyibaguazi。qiancaiyijingshangqi,zhengpianmashangkaishi。

linfengzaiyipianxushengzhong,momodizoushangleleitai。tayijiushineifuchenmoguayandeyangzi,danzhiyouwonengcongtaneidichuideyanmouzhong,kandaoyisiyuyiwangjieranbutongdefengmang。

“linfeng,woquannixianzaiguixiaketourenshu,huoxuwohainengdafacibei,rangnishaoshoudianpirouzhiku。”zhaokuobaozhejian,xiabataidenengchuopotian,“fouze,daojianwuyan,duanlegebozheletui,kejiumeirenjinizheifeiwushoushile!”

taixiayoushiyizhenhongtangdaxiao。

suqingyuejideliansefabai,renbuzhuhandao:“zhaoshixiong,shouxialiuqing!”

zheiyisheng,gengshihuoshangjiaoyou。zhaokuodelianseshunjianyinchenxialai:“heng,nigefeiwu,yejiuzhipeiduozainvrenbeihoule!jintianwojiurangnizhidao,laihama,shiyongyuanchibudaotianeroude!”

woyibiankezheguazi,yibianzaixinlijizhaokuodebiaoyandafen。ng,taicigouhen,biaoqinggouxiaozhang,wanmeidijindaoleyigeqianqixiaofanpaidezhize,qifenhongtuodehendaowei,85fen,bunengzaigaole,youdianlianpuhua。

linfengzhongyutaiqiletou,tadeshengyinbuda,queyichangqingxi:“feihuashuowanlema?shuowanle,jiukaishiba。”

“找死!”

zhaokuobeichedijinu,yishengbaohe,bajianchuqiao。taxiuliandeshizongmendejichujianfa《liuyunjianjue》,danshideyoumoyouyang,jianguanghuohuo,daiqiyizhenjingfeng,zhicilinfengmianmen。

suoyourendouyiweilinfenghuilangbeiduoshan,huozhezhijiebeizheiyijianhesha。

raner,linfengzhishijingjingdizhanzhe。

jiuzaijianjianjijiangjitideshunjian,tadongle。

tadedongzuobukuai,shenzhiyouxiejiandan。zhishiyigeqingqiaodeceshen,bianmiaodaohaodiandibikaileneilinglideyijian。tongshi,tadeshouzhibinglongchengjianzhi,kansisuiyidizaizhaokuodejianshenzhongduanqingqingyidian。

“叮!”

一声脆响。

zhaokuozhijuedeyigupeiranjulicongjianshenchuanlai,zhendetahukoufama,zhangjianjihutuoshouerchu。tazhenggerengengshiyigeliangqiang,dengdengdengliantuishubu,caimianqiangwenzhushenxing。

quanchang,shunjianyaquewusheng。

neiqunqianyimiaohaizaidashengchaoxiaodedizi,cikexiangshibeirenqiazhulebozideyazi,biaoqingningguzailelianshang。

gaotaishangdejiweizhanglao,yuanbenbimuyangshen,cikeyeqiqizhengkaileyanjing,lianshangluchuyisichayi。

suqingyuewuzhulezui,meimuzhongyicailianlian。

成了!

woxingfendiyipaidatui,chadiancongshushangdiaoxiaqu。jiushizheigeweier!banzhuchilaohu,yimingjingren!zheixinxichadailaidezhenhangan,jianzhibiwozijixiuweitupohaiyaoshuang!

zhaokuodelianshangqingyizhenbaiyizhen,tawufaxiangxin,zijizhizaibidedeyiji,jingranbeiyigegongrendefeiwuruciqingyidihuajie。tanuhouyisheng:“feiwu,nizhishiyunqihao!kanwozheizhao,fengjuancanyun!”

tajiangquanshenlingliguanzhuyujianshen,jianrenshangfanqidandandeqingguang,zhenggerenrutuoluobanxuanzhuanqilai,daiqiyidaodaojianqixuanfeng,shengshihairendijuanxianglinfeng。

zheishi《liuyunjianjue》liweilizuidadeyizhao,xunchanglianqizhongqidedizidounanyizhengmiandidang。

taixiazhongrenzaicipingzhulehuxi。

raner,shenchuxuanfengzhongxindelinfeng,yijiumianbugaise。tafeidanmeitui,fanerxiangqiantachuyibu。

“破绽百出。”

taqingshengtuchusigezi,shenyingruguimeibanyishan,jingzhijiechuanguoleneikansimibutoufengdejianwang,chuxianzailezhaokuodeshence。jinjiezhe,tayizhangpaichu,dongzuokansiqingpiaopiaode,quehoufaxianzhi,yinzailezhaokuodehouxin。

“噗!”

zhaokuoruzaozhongji,kouzhongpenchuyidaoxuejian,zhenggerenxiangduanlexiandefengzhengyiyangfeilechuqu,zhongzhongdishuaizaileitaibianyuan,zhengzhalejixia,bianhunsiguoqu。

一招。

jinjinyizhao,shengfuyifen。

zhenggeyanwuchang,siyibandejijing。zhenluokewen。

suoyourendouyongyizhongkanguaiwudeyanshenkanzheleitaishangneigejieranerlideshaonian。zheihaishineigebeitamenchaoxiaolesanniandefeiwulinfengma?

duanzandesijizhihou,shishanhuhaixiaobandehuaran!

“tianna!womeikancuoba?zhaoshixiongbei……beiyizhaomiaole?”

“tashenmeshihoubiandezheimeqiangle?tabushilianqisancengma?”

“zheibukeneng!tayidingshiyinzangleshili!”

gaotaishangdezhanglaomen“huo”diyixiazhanleqilai,gegemianlujingrong,bicijiaohuanzhenanyizhixindeyanshen。

wozuozaishushang,jiangzuihouyibaguazisaijinzuili,manzudizhangyuyikouqi。

taijingcaile!zheixianchangbande3dgaoqingchenjinshiguanyingtiyan,biwoshangbeizikanguoderenhedapiandouyao**!

wokanzhelinfeng,tayingzhequanchangzhenjing、yihuo、jingweidemuguang,huanhuanshouhuishouzhang,yanshenpingjingershensui。wozhidao,congzheiyikeqi,shuyutadeshidai,zhengshilakailexumu。erwo,jiangshizheichanghongdaxiju,zuizhongshidejianzhengzhe。

jiexialaidejichangbishi,suiranyeyoujingcaizhichu,danzailinfengneishipotianjingdeyizhanmianqian,douxiandeanranshise。wodezhuyiliyezaoyibuzaileitaishangle。wokanzhelinfengxiataihou,suqingyuelikeyingleshangqu,xuhanwennuan,manyandoushixiaoxingxing。erneixiecengjingqiruguolinfengdedizi,zegegemianrutuse,duodeyuanyuande,shengpabeitazhuyidao。

renqinglengnuan,shitaiyanliang,zaizheixiaoxiaodeyanwuchangshang,beizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。

wozhengkandejinjinyouwei,lengbufangdi,yiguyiyangdeganjuecongxindishengqi。

不对劲。

wozhoulezhoumei,zixihuiyizheyuanzhudeqingjie。linfengzaixiaobishangyimingjingren,jibaizhaokuo,zheimeicuo。dan……haoxiangqueledianshenme。

anzhaoyuanzhudeshuangdianjiezou,jibaizhaokuozhishikaiweicai。jiexialai,yinggaihuiyouyigegenggaojibiedefanpaitiaochulai,zhiyilinfengshiyonglebuzhengdangshouduan,birukelejinyao,huozheyoufabaohushen,ranhouyaoqiangxingjianchata。jiezhe,linfengbeipoyingzhan,zaiduyuejifansha,jiangdalianjinxingdaodi,bashuangdiantuixianggeng**。

zheigeren……shisheilaizhe?

woshijingqiaoleqiaozijidenaodai,jiyiyouxiemohu。haoxiangshizhifatangdeyigeneimendizi,zhaokuodetangxiong,jiao……zhaoshenmelaizhe?

jiuzaiwokusimingxiangzhiji,yigeyinlengdeshengyin,rutongpingdijinglei,zhouranzaiyanwuchangshangkongzhaxiang。

“dengyixia!wohuaiyi,zheichangbishiyouzha!”

wohunshenyijiling,mengditaitoukanqu。

zhijianyigeshenchuanheisejingzhuang,mianrongyinzhideqingnian,buzhiheshichuxianzailegaotaizhishang,zhengjugaolinxiadifushizhelinfeng,yanshenrudusheyiban。

laile!qingjiexiuzhengliguoranqiangda!

wodingjingyikan,likerenchuleta。zhifatangshouxidizi,zhaokuodetangxiong,zhujizhongqidexiushi——zhaowuji!

haoxi,zheicaiganggangjinrudiermu!

wojidongdidiaozhengleyixiazuozi,zhunbeixinshangjiexialaide“soushenyanbao、naoxiuchengnu、shengsiduijue”yitiaolongfuwu。

raner,zhaowujijiexialaishuochudehua,querangwoshoulidexinghe,“pa”deyishengdiaozailedishang。

tameiyouzhizhelinfeng,ershishenchushouzhi,yaoyaodizhixianglewozangshendezheikegusong,shengyinbinglengcigu,chongmanleshayi。

“wohuaiyidebushita!”

“ershineigeduozaishushangtoukanderen!guiguisuisui,xingjikeyi!naxiata!”