第6章 滚,给我滚!

liangshiwenyan,budengyanchunshengshuohua,yanlidaizhebukesiyidao:“nidieyangnizheimeda,nihaimeihuibao,jiuxiangzhecongjialihualadongxichuqu?”

jinjiezhehenshixijuhuadizhuanshenbeizhezhongren,shouwuzheyanjing,jianbangyichouyichou,shengdaigengyandao:“cangtiana,nikeyaozhengkaiyanjingkankan,wodemingzenmezheimeku?laizheigejiachibubao,chuanbunuan,yanxiaduzilihaiyouyige,wanshangdekouliangdoumeizheluo。zheigehuaileliangxindeyatou,keshixianghuoshengshengdebisiwomena?”

yanshiqingyoupiankedeshayan,buguohenkuaifanyingguolai,bianxiaolechulai,henshibukeqidao:“buzhidaonitoushangdeneigenyinzanzhiduoshaoyinzi,nengmaiduoshaokouliang?haiyoushenshangdeyishangxianglaiyenenghuanhuibushaokoulianglai。”

yuanbenjiakudeliangshitingdaozheihua,suoxingfangxiashou,zhuanshenehenhendikanzheyanshiqing:“guozhenbushiwozheiduzilipachulaide,shuohuayezheimeedu。zheixiekedoushiwodepeijiadongxi,nihaixiangyongwodejiazhuangbutiezheigejia,huanlailiangshijinichibucheng?meixiangdaoliandanshizhangdehao,zheixinquezheimehei。”

qiazaizheishi,renqunwaichuanlaiyidaosuanshiyouxieweiyandeshengyindao:“shenmesheidexinzheimeheia?”

liangshitingzheishengyin,fangfozhaodaolezhuxinguyiban,yigulujikairenqundao:“cunzhang,nikesuanshilaile,nikedeweiwopingpingli。zheihaimeichujiadeguinv,fenchuquzhu,haixiangyaowomenfendongxijita。nishuo,nayouzheiyangdedaoli?”

yangtianchangshunzheliangshideshou,kanxiangmianrongyongzhong,langbeibukandeyanshiqing,yanlishanguoyimobuxie。

“是没这个理!”

ruanlaotaiquelenghengyisheng:“bufenjiqingyatou,neizongguishiyaofenxiejiwo。”

liangshipailepaizijidedatui,yinyangguaiqidao:“niang,qingyatoukeshiyaotihaizitadiexiaoshunnide,tashigeyoubenshide,nizhiguangenzhetachixianghelajiuxing。jialishengxiadedoushixiecaomi,guahoulong,bushiheninlaorenjiachi。xianglaiqingyatouhuijininongxiehaodehuilai,duiba?”

zhouweiderentinghou,fenfenyaotou,xinlijingzitanqi。

zheiyanchunshengjia,qulezheimeyigexifuhuilai,nanguaixianzainaodeyichuyouyichu。

haozaiqingyatoushishoujiaolinglide,xianzaikanqilaiyouhaoxianghezhiqianbudayiyang,xianglaiyihouyeshigeyouchuxide。

dabuleqianmianzheiduanshiri,dahuoerduobangchendianjiushi。

ruanlaotaitingliangshizheihua,yanmouyisuokanxiangyanchunsheng,chenshengdao:“niyeshizheigeyisi?”

liangshiweiweitingdu,lenghengyisheng,saoleyiyanyanchunshenghou,xiabazhixiangyanshiqing。

yuanbenmianrongsongruandeyanchunsheng,zaicibiandeyouxiebuhaokan,zhishibieguotoudizhesangzidao:“niang,jialixianzaishenmeqingkuang,niyoubushibuzhidao。”

zheiyike,ruanlaotaishizhendehanlexin。

yuanbentajiumeipanzheyoulezheigeerxifuhou,tarihouyoushenmehaoriziguo。

kexianzaizhongmukuikuizhixia,dedaoerzidedaanyoushilingwaiyihuishi。

shiwangzhijideruanlaotaiyanmoudichuikanzhedimian,yashengdao:“jiranruci,chunshengnidaizheliangshichuquzhu,dongxidoujinimen,wuzijiujiwoheqingyatou。”

liangshiyitingzheihua,jiuzhale。

taxinlishixiangzaibufeirenhedongxideqingkuangxia,jiangrenganchuqu。

keyanxiazheisilaotaipodeyisi,shiyaojiangtamenfuqiliangganchuqu,neihaidele?

“niang,nizheiyangjiangwomensaodichumen,keyouxiangguohaizitadiezenmezairenqiantaiqitouzuoren?jiusuannizaitaoyanwo,haodaiyeyaokanzaiwoduzilihaizidemianshang,jiwomenliugeqishenzhidiba?”

liangshizheihuayiluo,yankuanghanlei,manlianweiqudikanxiangyanchunsheng,tongshihaibuwangmolemozijidefubu。

yanchunshengjianzhuang,xintengbuyi。

keyanqianderen,shitadeqinniang,qieyoushuochulewuziwai,jiangsuoyoudedongxidoujitamen,tashizaibuhaozaizhongmukuikuizhixiashuoshenme。

naiheliangshideyanleitangdetaxinkoutengtong!

“niang,zheigewuzikeshixingyande,xianzaiwocaishizheigejiadeyijiazhizhu,nixingruan,zheiwuziduanwuluoruwaixingrenshoudedaoli!”

ruanlaotaiwenyan,dunshileiliumanmian,yishouwuxiongkou,yishouzhandoudizhixiangyanchunsheng,bantianshuobuchuyijuhualai。

wairen,tajuranshiwairen?

zaozhierzishizheiyangderen,haiburudangchushengdeshihou,yibaqiasisuanle!

zhouweidecunminmentingdaoyanchunshengzheizhongdabuxiaodehua,fenfenqihonglelian。

“yanchunsheng,nideliangxinshibushibeigouchile,nizhengdanidegouyankankan,neishiwairenma?neikeshishengniyangnideqinniang!”

“pei,huailexinganderen,yebupatiandaleipi。”

“huiyoubaoyingde,laotianyehuijitabaoyingde。zheizhongbuxiaoderen,gaishaosi。”

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tingdaoyanchunshenghuadeliangshi,yuanbenhaideyiyangyangde,danzaikandaofennudecunminmenhou,xindirenbuzhuyongchuyisihaipalai。

shenpafennuzhongdecunmindaziji,bianqiaoqiaodiyidaoyangtianchangdeshenhou,zheicaishenchubozishuoleju:“zheishiwomendejiawushi,henimenyoushenmeguanxi,zhenshixianchiluobudancaoxin,gun,wodoujiwogun!”