第5章 我是有原则的小白脸

fuyunjiuba,jiubazhongdezhandouji,suiranzheilixiaofeichaogao,danshiyezhengyinweizheiyang,suoyiyouhenduomeinvyuanyiguolaidiaokaizi!

linzejifuwuyuandexiaofeidoushiyiwanqibu,yikanjiushikaizia!

erqiehaishineizhongrenshaqianduode,yaoshibulaidiaolinze,neijianzhishilaotianyedoukanbuguoqule。

zhiyushuolinzeshenbiandedashuang,tamengenbenjiumeifangzaiyanli,mingyanrendounengkanchulai,zheidashuangmingxianjiushuyumishuyileide,genbenjiubushinvpengyou。

suoyizhijiejiuyounvhaiduizhelinzezhankailexingdong,yigeshangshenchuanzheluqizhuang,xiabanshenchuanzheqibxiaoduanqun,lianshanghuazhezhuang,kanqilaihaisuanbucuo,yaoshishifenshimanfendehua,yenengdageqifen,caizheyishuanggaogenxie,yibubuxiangzhelinzezouleguolai,liangzhishouchuzaizhuozishang,fushenluchuyidapianshiyexian,jiaodidideshuodao:“shuaige,youmeiyouxingquqingwoheyibeia。”

“好凶!”

linzekanleyiyanzhihoushuodao。

nvhaiwenyanlianshangluchudeyizhise,zijiganlaizheizhongdifangdiaokaizi,ziranyaoyoujifenbenqianle,yaoshishadoumeiyou,neigekaizinengkandeshangziji?

“buguoqingniheyibeihaishisuanleba。”linzelanyangyangdeshuodao。

什么?

nvhaiyitingzheihua,dunshijingdaile,jifuwuyuanxiaofeidoushiyiwandefuerdai,jingranbuyuanyiqingzijiheyibeijiu,duitalaishuoshiyigebuxiaodedaji,xiayishidewendao:“weishenme?”

“yinweinishilaidiaokaizide,erwoshibeibierenbao-yangdexiaobailian,youzenmenengbao-yangnini?”linzeyiliantanchengdeshuodao。

dashuangganjuezijihentouteng,zheihuomaosijuededangxiaobailianhenguangronga,zoudaonadoubuwangjitiyizui。

nvhai‘puchi’yishengxiaolechulai,tawanwanmeixiangdaolinzejizijidehuishizheimegedaan,yushishuodao:“jiranbierenbao-yangni,neinijiubao-yangwoa,wobujieyide。”

“buxing,wojieyi。”linzeyilianrenzhendeshuodao,“woshiyigeyouyuanzedexiaobailian。”

小白脸还有原则?

niyouyuanze,haihuidangxiaobailian?

dashuangyouzhongxiangsidechongdong,wanquanmobutoulinzedaodixiangganma。

nvhaixiaozheyaoyaotouzhuanshenlikai,jiexialailailehaojigenvhai,douhuaizhediaokaizidemude,jieguodoubeilinzeyongtongyigeshuofaganzou,meiduojiuzhenggejiubadouzhidaojiubalimianlailegexiaobailian,yigegeduizhelinzezhizhidiandian,zheiniantoudangxiaobailianmeisha,meigerendouyouxuanzezijishenghuodequanli,danshiyilianzihaodeshuozijishixiaobailiande,zheijiulihaile。

dashuanggenzhetangyiliancanjiaguodadaxiaoxiaowushuhuiyi,jingchangbeirenguanzhu,duitalaishuobeirenguanzhuzaojiuxiyiweichangle,kezheishidiyicijuedebeirenguanzhushineimediurendeshiqing,henbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

linzelanyangyangdezuozaiweizhishang,qieyidehezhexiaojiu,zheizhongbeirenbao-yangdeshenghuoshizaishitaimeihaole,jiuzaizheigeshihou,yigeshenchuanxiuxianfudenianqingrenzouleguolai,miansebushandeshuodao:“xiaozi,nishuozijibeirenbao-yangle,shisheibao-yangleni?”

“xushao?”dashuangkanzhemianqiandenianqingren,renbuzhuzhangkoushuodao。

zheigenianqingrenxuhuiyeshitangyiliandezhongshizhuiqiuzhezhiyi,jiashisuiranbibushanglijinming,danjialiyeyougeguoyizichan,shishiliyoumingdewankuzidi。

linzeyilianyiwaideshuodao:“yi,dashuang,nirenshita?”

“ng,shitangdongdezhuiqiuzhezhiyi。”dashuangzhudongshuodao。

linzediandiantou,dao:“e,neiwoquannihaishihuangemubiaoba,wolaopobao-yangwoyigerenjiuzugoule。”

xuhuitingdaozheihua,quantoupengdeyishengzadaozhuozishang,ehenhendedingzhelinzeshuodao:“nishuoshenme,nibeitangyilianbao-yangle?”

“ziran,suishuobeitabao-yang,woyoudianchikui,buguohaishimianqiangkeyijieshoude。”linzeyaoyaotou,jiuhaoxiangzijibeitangyilianbao-yang,zijichiledakuiyiyang。

xuhuisisidedingzhelinze,ranhouduizheyipangdedashuangwendao:“tashuodedoushizhende?”

dashuangsuiranhenbuxiangchengren,bijingzheiduitangyilianlaishuo,shigebuxiaodewudian,buguohaishidiandiantouchengrenxialai,shuodao:“shi!”

“**!”

xuhuiyaoyaqiechidedingzhelinze,“xiaozi,wojiniyibaiwan,yihoubuyaozaichuxiantangyiliandemianqian,nizheizhongrenmeizigebeiyilianbao-yang。”

“你是不是傻?”

linzeyifukan**demoyang,dingzhexuhui。

“wokeshibeitangyilianbao-yanga,woxiangyaoduoshaoqian,genwolaoposhuoyisheng,tajiujiwole,yibaiwanjiuxiangbawodafale?”

“yiqianwan!”xuhuicongyafenglijichuzheijigezi。

tajializichanyebuguoshikankanguoyieryi,nengchuyiqianwanneidouyijingshidashoubile。

“meixingqu!”linzezhihuilezheijigezi,jiubuzaidalita。

xuhuidouyaoqifengle,tangyilianshitaxinzhongdenvshen,zenmenengbao-yangxiaobailian,tajueduibuyunxutangyilianderenshengzhongchuxianzheizhongwudian。

fennudehoudao:“**,nibunengbeitangyilianbao-yang,tashinvshen,nvshennidongbudong,gaobukepan,niyoushenmezigebeitabao-yang!”

“yinweiwoyongyoudangxiaobailiandebenqian!”linzeyilianzihaodeshuodao。

小白脸的本钱?

jiubaneidezhongrenzaojiubeizheibiandechaonaoshengsuoxiyin,tingdaozheihuazhihou,diyishijianjiukanxianglinzeliangtuizhijian,zheiniantoudangxiaobailian,yifangmianyaozhangdeshuai,erlingyifangmianjiushibenqianxionghou,linzezheizhangxiangqueshihaikeyi,xiamiandebenqianxiongbuxionghou,neijiubuzhidaole。

“fangpi,laozibenqianyexionghou。”xuhuinubukeedeshuodao。

“ni,wokangouqiang。”linzedalianglexuhuiyiyan,yaoyaotou。

dashuangxiayishidejiukanxianglinzezhiqiansuoshuodebiliang,shouzhi,haiyoudatui,xuanjilianyihong,zijizailuankanxieshenme,douzheigehundan,bazijidoujidaihuaile。

“gouqiang**,laozijiushiyoubenqian。”xuhuiyaoyaqiechideshuodao。

linzeyiranyilianhuaiyideshuodao:“wobuxin,youbenshinixianzaijiubakuzituoxialaijiwokankan,yaoburannijiushizaichuiniubi!”

“tuojiutuo,danglaozipanibucheng!”

xuhuinaoxiuchengnudeshuodao,xiayimiaojingranzhendejiudangzhejiubaneimeduorendemian,bakuyaodaiyijie,ranhoubazijidebenqianluzaisuoyourenmianqian,deyideshuodao:“laozidebenqianjiushizheimexionghou!”

嘘……

zhenggejiubaneishunjianchuanlaiyipianxusheng!