yishengnuhe，chenggongderangshenchenyatingxialeshouzhongdedongzuo，quemuguangyinhendedingzheshenmuxue。
“nijiushiwofuhuangshouyangdeneigexiaoqigai？”
“是啊。”
“shoushinidedongxi，jiwogunchuwanqinggong，gunchuhuanggong。”shenchenyanuhedao。
“不要。”
shenmuxuehaobukeqidejujue，yifukanshaziyiyangdekanzheshenchenya。
“zheiliyounuannuandechuangpu，youwennuandehuaibao，haiyaoneimeduohaode，buyongfengchuirishai，buyonglusujietou，gengbuyongeduzi。
我傻啊我！”
“你——”
shenmuxueyemeiyouliaoxiangdaoshenchenyajingranrucijingbuqidaji，yangqishouzhongdebianzi，bianchaozhetashuaileguolai。
taxiangshanduo，quewangjizijidexiaoduantui，yijiaocaikong，zhijiecongjietishangshuailexiaqu。
“清雪公主！”
chunchanyishengjinghu，yanjianzheneibianzijijiangdazaishenmuxueshenshangzhishi，chunchanyigefeipu，jiangshenmuxuehuzaishenshang。
yibianzi，henhendechoudazaichunchandehoubeishang。
shenmuxuezhuantouwangjianchunchanzhengningdemiankong，jiandaotahoubeishang，jinglianshenshangdeyishangdoubeichoulanle。
愤怒涌上心头。
zidishangpaqi，shenmuxueyigejianbuchongdaoshenchenyademianqian，yangqixiaoshoubianyibazhanghenhendedazaishenchenyadelianshang。
“啪”的一声。
bujinbashenchenyajihedaole，bazaichangdegongnvtaijianmenyejihehuaile。
chunchangengshihunshenyizhan，yibajiangshenmuxueladaoshenhouhuzhe。
“qingyagongzhu，qingniyuanliangqingxuegongzhu，ta，tazhishi……”
“ni，nijingrangandawo！”
zhangzheimeda，shenchenyahaiweicengaiguoda，napashishenchuanhan，yecongbucengdamaguota，gongzhongnageren，danganjitayansekan。
tayigexiaoxiaodeqigai，jingrangan……
“打的就是你。”
caisisuiban，jingranjiuzheimedebiaohanxiongcan，zheiruoshizhangdale，hailede，budehuoguoyangmin。
gengzhongyaodeshi，sheiyunxutashanghaichunchanle。
“我杀了你。”
shenchenyanuhouzhe，yangqishouzhongdezhangbian，jiuyuchoudashenmuxue。
shenmuxuejianzhuang，yehaobukeqi，yangshou，youshi“pa”deyisheng，shenchenyalengzhule。
所有人都顿住了。
renshengzhongdierciaibazhang，jingranhaishitongyigerendade，caizhiyousisuibandeshenchenya，zhongguihaishigehaizi，zhijiebianwawadakuleqilai。
“闭嘴！”
yishenghechi，lengshijiangshenchenyajihezhule。
“kupiaku！wobuguojiushidaleniyibazhang……”
wangzheshenchenyaneiweiqudebiaoqing，shenmuxuejiezhedao：“e，liangbazhang，jiuzaizheiliguikulanghaode，ninazhegenbianzi，jiangrenchoudepikairouzhandeshihou，zenmebuxiangxiangbierentengbuteng？”
“tamenshinucai，bengongzhujiushidasitamenyouruhe？”
“不如何！”
shenchenyazhengdeyideshihou，shenmuxueyigelenglengdeyanshensaoshiguolai。
“zhishi，zheilishiwanqinggong，shiwoshenmuxuededipan，nizaiwodedipanshangdawoderen，niwenguowoma？”
zaineiyishunjian，gongnvtaijianmenjingranzaishenmuxuedeshenshangkandaoyiguhunrantianchengdebaqi。
shenweiwanqinggongdegongnvtaijianmen，tingdaoshenmuxuedehua，shunjiangandongdetongkuliuti，ersihoushenchenyadegongnvtaijianmenwenyan，yandiluchuyisixianmu。
“shenmenidedipan！zheishibengongzhudedipan，zheishibengongzhumuqindegongdian，sheiyunxunizhuzaizheierde，jiwogun，gunchuqu！”
shenchenyayouyuyangqishouzhongdebianzi，shenmuxuequekuaiyibudezhuazhutashouzhongdebianzi，yongliyiche，shenchenyalangbeideshuaidaozaidishang，liankelegezhengzhe。
“啊！”
jianjiaoyisheng，shenchenyapaqilaibianchongxiangshenmuxue，jiangtayadaozaishenxia。
shenmuxuebenyuyibatuikai，buranzaijitayibazhang。
shoudouyijingyangqilaile，yankanzhejiuyaodazaishenchenyalianshangdeshihou，yanjiaodeyuguang，hurankandaomenkoulairenle。
suihaiweikanqingchulaizheheren，quewangjianleneiyimohongheisedeyijiao。
shenmuxuefangxiashou，shuangshoubaozhenaodai，sesuodekuhanzhe。
“buyao，buyaodawo，wozhidaocuole。”
shenchenyahaiyiweishenmuxuezhendehaipale，fanerdadegengqijing，erneiqungongnvtaijianmen，beizheiyifanzhuanjinongmengle。
“我打死你。”
“a，buyaoa，buyaodawo，buyaodawo。”
yiquan，henhendezazaileshenmuxuedelianshang。
啊！
**！
没护好！
“住手！”
yishengnuhe，zhengyangzhequantoudeshenchenyalengzhule，jiangyingdezhuantouwangxiangpangbian，dangwangjianshenchuanhanneizhangmianwubiaoqingdelianshi，buyoudesesuoleyixia。
zaizheizhenggehuanggonglimian，shenchenyasheidoubupa，napashihuanghou，tadouzhaoyangqifu、hechi，danweidu，shenchenyabennengdehaipakongjushenchuanhan。
shenmuxueshenshouyibatuikaizhengzoushendeshenchenya，diediezhuangzhuangdepaodaoshenchuanhandemianqian，yibabaozhushenchuanhandedatui，kuhandao。
“父皇。”
zheiyishenghande，shenmuxuezijidouyouxieshoubulededalegehanzhan。
“fuhuang，nikesuanlaile，nizaibulai，qingxuejiuyaobeidasile。”
yangqiganggangbeishenchenyadazhongdeyanjiao。
“fuhuang，nikan，haotenghaoteng！fuhuang，nibangwohuhu，bangwohuhujiubutengle。”
【戏精！】
shenmuxuejiuchabaliandouduidaoshenchuanhangenqianle，zheishuodadewuqing，zhiyaobushiyanxiade，dounengkandaoba。
【nizheiyituyetaimingxianleba？】
“sizhu，nihaixiangbuxiangyaoxianjidianle？”
【……】
【weilexianjidian，woren！】
shenchuanhanzhixiaoyiyanbiankanchuleshenmuxuezaiyanxi，keningwangzheshenmuxueheibaifenmingdeshuangmou，xinzhongmodiyizhan。
jiuxiangshitaxinzhongdebaiyueguangbeirenqiruyiban，xiongqiangzhongyigufennuwushengdejiaoxiaozhe。
“hailengzhezuoshenme？kuaiqujiaotaiyi！”shenchuanhannuheyisheng。
taiyituozheyaoxiangshanshanlaichi，kandaoshenmuxuelianshangdewuqing，meitoubuzijuedezhouleqilai。
“zheishiherenxiashourucihendu？qiaoqiaozheixiaolian，douzhongchengshenmeyangle？”
shuoqilai，shenmuxuexinzhongjiunuqinanxiao！
yaobushizheiduangeboduantuidejushuzheta，shizhanbukai**，nengrangshenchenyadecheng？
有本事再来一次。
tahainengzaizhansanbaihuihe！
“哎呦─！”
“zheishirenlian，bushizhulian！”
【……】
【zheihuazenmeyouxiemomingshuxi？】
shenchuanhannongmeiweicu，suizhidaoshenmuxueshizaiyanxi，kekanzhetatengdeziyaliezuidemoyang，daodihaishixinruanle。
“还疼吗？”
“父皇，不疼了。”
才怪！
zheiyiquantoukebushibaibaiaide，burangshenchenyaneiyatoutuocengpi，zenmeduideqitaxishengzijidehuarongyuemao？
“此事……。”
“cishi，qingyagongzhuyebushiguyixiazheimezhongshoude！”
shenmuxueyingshengshengdebiezhuyanlei，yanzhongyuqiyusu，poyoujifenweiquzhiyi，pianshenghaiyaoguyizhuangdeshanjierenyi。
绿茶婊上线！