第4章

zheishizhongwangziranbuhuitongyi:“buxing!”

yushixiaosangshicaiqulediergefangfa,ernao,baozheshizhongwangdebozijiukaishiguyongqilai:“bumabuma!jiuyaoqujiuyaoqu!”

“bababuzai,huiyouhuairenbayuanyuanzhuazoude!”

shizhongwangyizhentouda,nulishenhuxi:“qinshengde!guinv!bunengda!”

“guai,niqupangsaojia,xiaopangheniyiqiwanhaobuhao。”

“buhao!bababudaiyuanyuan,yuanyuanjiutoutouqu!”

shizhongwangmuzheyizhanglian,taqudoubunengbaozhengzijishibushiwanquananquan,nei**tayijingwunianmeipengguole。

再带一个小娃娃?

算了吧。

daoshihoufunvyiqikaixile。

shiyuanyuanjiantayouyanbujin,yanzhuziguluyizhuan,shenshouhuranwozhulemuzhuodeyijiao,qingqingyibai。

zaishizhongwangzhenjingdemuguangzhong,neiyijiaoyourudoufuyiyang,duanle。

“woqu!guinvnishenlea!”

bierenkandaozheiyimu,huoxuhuijuedezijiguinvbushizhengchangren,shenzhigandaohaipa。

shizhongwangbutong,tazijishileshi,zheishimuzhuofenhaoweidong!

zheiguinvdaichuqu,zijibushikeyixuanyaole?xianchenglineijigeqiaobuqizijide,daoshihoukantamenzenmexiaozhang!

taguinvzhijieyiquanyige!

shiyuanyuanbuzhidaobianyilaodiexinlixiangshenme,taduizhezijidejiezuohenshimanyi。

zaixinglaideshihou,tajiuchangshileyixia,suiranshisangshi,neiyeshibianyilede。

tabianyidefangxiangshililianghexiujue,yinweitabuchiren,suoyixiulianshikaoqutaotongleidejinghelaishengjide,tabaitiankanshu,wanshangqutao。

wolewoduanduandexiaoshou,liliang!

“cheng,wodainiyiqi,yaoshiyudaoweixian,nijiuwangshushangpazhidaobu?”

“zhidaozhidao。”shiyuanyuanhuidadefuyan,shizhongwangrouleroutadetoufa,benjiushiduanfa,bianchenglejiwo。

balazhetoufa,shiyuanyuangenzhejinlefangjian,kanzhebeishizhongwangtaochulaide**,zheigehunzidelianshangfuxianlexianshaodesinian。

“zheishiniyeyeliuxialaide,wocongbasuijiugenzheniyeyeshangshandaliele,meidechineiliangnianquankaoniyeye,cunlirenmeiesiyigeren。”

tiqishiyeye,shizhongwangdeyanlishanguoyisihuainian。

shiyuanyuanpazaichuangshang,haoqidao:“yeyenainaishishenmeyangde?”

shizhongwangkanzhemenwai,lianshangshiqiansuoweiyouderouhe。

“niyeyeshituiwujunren,kenengnaile,ninainaiaxinggeyouxiebaozao,laoshidawo,buguotamenduiwohenhao,congxiaozuidadexiwangjiushiwonengchengjialiye,chengweiyigedingliangzhu,yaoshiniyenaihaizai,tamenkendinghenxihuanyuanyuande。”

shiyuanyuanzhabazhedayanjing,quededao:“neiyeyenainaixianzaiyinggaiduinihenshiwang,babanishixiaoliumanga!”

时众望:.....

bushi,zheixiaomianaozenmeshiheixinde?wozaishanqinganimeikandaoma?

shizhongwangkanzheshiyuanyuan,biaoqingyiyannanjin,shiyuanyuanquegubudezheixie,taele:“baba!kuaidiandalie,woele!”

shizhongwangmeishijianganshangle,houmianyougecuimingfuni。

jiang**baoyangleyixia,meishenmetaidadewenti,jiushiyouxieshengshule,daishanghuoyao,beishangqiangguan,lingyizhishoubaozheshiyuanyuan,shizhongwangzhijieconghoumianzoulechuqu。

shijiadangchujianzaozhishi,jiukaojinshanmai。

senlindutedeweidao,rangshiyuanyuanrenbuzhushenhuxi,moshibieshuolvzhile,lvsetadoumeijianguo!

(丧尸看不见颜色)

“爸爸放我下来!”

shiyuanyuanyouguyongzhe,shizhongwangwunaijiangrenfangxia,zhufudao:“xiaoxindian,bieluanzou,genshangwodebufa,biezoudiule。”

haihaozheitiaolubeirencaiduole,meishazacao。

zheihaishishizhongwangzheiwunianlai,diyiciheshiyuanyuanyiqishangshan,benlaitayiweishiyuanyuanyinggaishixiaoxinyiyi,jintiantayemeixiangqushenshande。

但是。

kanzhexiaotuanziyuelaiyueyuan,shizhongwangjile:“nipaoneimekuaiganma!dengdengnidiewoa!”

他不要脸的嘛!

bijiandeweidaochongchizhe,jiqianzhongdeweidao,shiyuanyuanshenhuxi,zheiyeshitadeyinengzhiyi,suoyoudeweidaodouhuibianchengsixian,shunzhesixianjiunengzhaodaoxiangzhaode。

baokuozhiqiandeliulaotai,meigerendouyoushuyutamenbutongdeweidao。

zheixingchouwei,shiyuanyuanhurangouchun,xiaodetianmimi:“baba,zanmenzouzheibianba~”

shizhongwangfuzhexigai,chuanzhecuqi:“hao..nimandianxingbu?”

meishuoyigezi,tadoudechuangeqi,wunianmeiyundongle,tadefujidoucongbakuaibianchengyikuailea!

shiyuanyuanxiangshimeitingdao,cengdeyixiayoucuanchuqule。

“不是...”

shizhongwangcikeshiwanfendehouhui,tayinggaizijilaide。

tashilaidaliede,bushilaiyueyedewei。

shiyuanyuandesudubukuaibuman,meidangshizhongwanggenshangdeshihou,jiushaoweijiasu,neixingchoudeweidaoyuelaiyuenonghou,suihou,tapadaoleyikeaishushang,bokaishuyechaoxiawangqu。

zheishiyipianshanzhongpendi,haiyouyichishui。

zuijinyuduo,chishuiyouxiehunzhuo,erzaichishuibian,yiqunyezhuzhengzaiheshui。

找到了!

shiyuanyuanhuitou,zhengzhedadadeyanjing,mengdongdewendao:“baba!neixieshishenmenie~”

她是小孩,她不懂。

shizhongwangyepadaoleaishushang,kanguoqudeneiyichanei,tongkongzhousuo。

zaibuzhibujuezhong,tamenjuranyijingjinleshenshan!

cikedeshizhongwangbiaoqingningzhong:“yuanyuan,babaxiansongnichuquhaobuhao?zheixieyezhu,dengbabahuilailezaida。”

wunianmeirenbulie,sheizhidaohuibuhuiyoulangqun。

ruguokaiqiangle,tabuquedingzijinengbunengbaohushiyuanyuan。

shiyuanyuanzhengzhedadadeyanjing,waitou,fanwendao:“babadabuzhongtamenma?babanandaobuxingma?”

激将法!

!!!shizhongwangganjuezijineixinyoubeijizhongle,cikeshenmeshengsidoubuzhongyao!tashuliandeshangzidan,jiangqianmiandeshiyuanyuanlindaoleshenhou。

“nijiwokanzhe,zheiqunyezhuyudaowoneishishengsinanliao!wuzheerduo!”

tazhijiemiaozhunleqizhongzuidadeneiyitou。

shiyuanyuanzhanzaishenhou,xiaorongjiaoxia,wuzheerduohoutatixingdao:“yiqiangbuzhong,yezhukeshiyaopaoledee,baba。”

“nifangxin!wojueduiyiqiangbiming!”

pazaiaishushang,shizhongwangshenhuxi,xinzangkuangtiao。

erbiansihuchuanlailefuqindejiaodao:“zhuanxin,sandianyixian,miaozhuntoubu。”

“nikeyide,zhongwang。”

ba,wobuhuirangnishiwangde,shizhongwangdeyanjinglibengfachuqiansuoweiyouderenzhen。

xiayimiao,pengdeyisheng,zhouweisenlinniaoshouzhousan。

shiyuanyuanganjincongyipangdianqijiao,guoranzuidadeneitouyezhubeiyiqiangbaotou,henhendazazailedishang,erqiyudeyezhufeikuaidechaosizhousanqu。

jiuzaishiyuanyuankanxiangshizhongwang,zhunbeikuajiangyifanzhishi。

jiukandaoletazaicishangtang,zheiyike,zaishiyuanyuandeyanzhong,zheigebianyifuqinhuangruozhanshenfuti,shuaidaile!