yangwudihuailidenvzibuzhengshishangwushuangquan，fengmidiguodeqinvziyuyaoyan？
老天！
tawanzhendea，jingduiyangwudineiyangdechunhuotouhuaisongbao？？？
疯了！
linruoxinyixiazijingxing，nuchichusheng：“tianbuzhichi！”
yuyaoyanwanrujingtuyiban，huangluandicongyangwudidehuaizhongtiaokai，redeyangwudimanlianbushuangdiwangxianglinruoxin：“nicaitianbuzhichini，genwomingmingyouhunyue，jieguoduibierentouhuaisongbao！”
“你！！！”
linruoxinchadianmeijiangyuangugudexiongfujiqizha。
zheihanhoudebaichishuohuabuguonaozi，matabushoufudao？
然而不等回击。
yangwudiyijingbielebiezui：“bugennilangfeishijianle，dongxidailailemeiyou，wodengyihuierhaidenanihaidelijin，peiniangziguangjieni！”
linruoxingangyaoshuochukoudefanji，yinyangwudidetaozhaiershunjianbielehuiqu，yishimeilerenhedediqi，yizhiyulianseyipianhongwen。
下一秒。
tachaoyipangshenzhehuweifudejiroumengnanshileyigeyanse。
neirennaishisihuangzifudegaoshouamu。
amuxinlingshenhui，yibazhanlechulai，conghuailitaochuyigedujindelingpai：“sihuangziyouling，rangyangjiafangqixiushuyishi，bingqiebuzaitichunahuilijinyuhuaxiao。”
嘿嘿！
重头戏来了吗？
yangwudiwenyan，xinzhongyizhenlengxiao。
tayijingliaodaoshenweisihuangzidelichen，juebuhuibugujizishendeyanmian，erjieshouzijidejinluanbeitarenjixiule！
benlaiyangwudishixiangjieyongjinweideshoulaigaoshide。
danzheiyihuieryinweiyouyuyaoyanzai，huoxunengyongtalaiqiaodayixialinjia，yijishitanyuyaoyandaodiduizijishiyigeshenmetaidu。
同时。
gengnengyidiandianlazheyujiaxiashui……
靠！
一箭三雕啊！
yangwudidangjiluchuyifujiaojiyouweiqudebiaoqing，haoxiangkuaikule。
“不行不行！”
“xiushunaishiwoyangjiadezuihouyidianzunyan，woniangqinruozhidaowofangqilezunyan，yidinghuinalupibianchouwode！”
“ertaohuilijinyuhuaxiaogengshitianjingdiyideshiqing，wo……wozuodemeiyoucuoya！”
那动作！
那表情！
wanquanbuxiangshiyigenanzihandazhangfunengbiaoxianchulaide，zheiranglinruoxinduitagengjiabuxie，yanlihaowuyanshidiluchubiyideshense。
废物东西！
haihaozijibangshanglesihuangzi，fouzezhenjiajiyangwudizheizhongfeiwu，zijiyishengdoudehuile！
amugengshilenghengleyisheng：“sihuangzideminglingniyeganweikang？”
“头可断！”
“血可流！”
“yangjiadezunyanbunengdiu！”
yangwudisuiyiliandedanqie，danzheiyikequehuafengtubian，shuochudemeiyigezidourangrenjuedeyizhenrexuefeitengleqilai。
以至于。
sizhouderen，fenfenyouleyizhongqiguaidecuojue，neibianshiyangbalangzhongyuzhangdale！
结果……
tajiexialaideyijuhua，rangsuoyourendelianseyihei：“yinwei……wobuxiangailupibiandedaa！”
“你简直找死！”
amudeshengyin，chongmanleshaji。
laishisihuangziyijingjiaodai，yidanyangwudibuyuanyipeihe，neijiudongshoushale！
ruoyincichushizehuibaota，danshiqingnaodaerwufabaoxia，jiuhuihutayijiajinshizhouquan！
想至此。
tayaojiandezhangdao‘zheng’deyishengchuleqiao，shenzihuaweicanying，daizhezhenzhendaomang，shunjianxilai！
我草！
sihuangzineigegoudongxizhenmeipin，weileyifengxiushujiubuguyangjiadeshengwang，xiangshaleziji？
huitoubixunongsinigechoushabi！
yangwudidetongkongmengdiyisuo，danyushengjulaidebiaoyantianfu，rangtachixuzheyanyuangaiyoudesuyang，lianseyixiazibaile。
蓦地。
一阵风拂过。
“铮——”
jianmingshengwanrufengmingyibanliaoliang，yuyaoyanshunshibachufangzhizhuoshangdezhangjian，yihengqiedezishizhanlechuqu，yingshengshengdibianjiangxilaidezhangdaozhanduan。
“扑哧！”
daofeichuqu，amuyilukoutuxianxuedizhuangzaiyizuojiashanpang，caitinglexialai。
tasuizhiyilianzhenjingdiwangzheyuyaoyan，xintoudazhen。
好恐怖的女人！
quanchangdemeiyigeren，yedouxianrulecuoedangzhong。
万万没想到……
zhicunyuchuanyanzhong，jubeizhejingshiwuxuedeyuyaoyanzhendefeichangkongbu，yijianjiudabailesihuangzifulidegaoshou？？？
然而。
yuyaoyanwushiquanchang，zhuanshenqingfuyangwudidelian，roushengwendao：“meihedaoba？”
“呜！”
yangwudizuiyibie，piguyijue。
然后。
zaisuoyourencuoe！mengbi！nanyizhixindebiaoqingxia，manlianjingkongdijiangnaodaimairuyuyaoyandexiongqian，sesefadouleqilai：“niangzi，woyiweiwoyaobeishale，woyiweizaiyekanbudaonile，tamentaiguofenle，jiuhuiqifulaoshiren！”
ganshouzhexiongqian‘pupu’dereqixijuan，yuyaoyandexiaolianweiweifatang。
kedangtingjianyangwudidehuahou。
taneirulujingdexinerkaishiyizhenfateng，wenroudemuguanghuaweilebingleng，suijiwangxiangleamu：“yigedaonu，yegandongyangjiahouren，hewoyuyaoyandenanren？？？”
“虞大**！”
“nixiangweileyigeyangwudi，erdezuisihuangzibucheng？！”
阿木极为震惊。
yutianshangxingyizhidoubaochizhezhonglitaidu，napayuyaoyangenyangwudidejudonghenaimei，yejueduihuizaiquanhenglibihou，zunshouzijidebenfen。
dantameixiangdao，yuyaoyanjuranwushisihuangzideweiyan，zhijiechashoule！
“得罪？”
“woyutianshangxingxianglaijinxinjinzhong，dangnianguokukuikongzhishi，gengshijuanzengwushu！”
“jieguowoyuyaoyanqueyaozaodaorucibugongdeduidai，yinweisihuangzidezisi，wonanrenjiubixufuchushengmingdedaijia？？？”
yuyaoyanmeishuochuyigezi，douzhidiyoushengdiqiaojizheamuyidengrendexinzang。
“qingwen，anzhaodaxiadelvfa，balangxiunvyaohuilijindezuofa，hecuozhiyou？”
“qingwen，balangdeyeye！fuqin！shushu！xiongzhang！jiedouzhansishachang，nimenzheibanduidaitamendeqinren，sihuangzikeanxin？？”
“qingwen，woyuyaoyanyaobuyaoxueshuyifeng，daizhelaozudeyiwushangchao，genshengshangbinggaoyiqie？？？”
zhenhandehuayuluorulemeiyigerendeerzhong，naohai，xinli，rangsizhouxianruleyipiansijiwusheng。
因为。
反驳不了啊……
youyahuangengshijingxing，lianmangtuichuleyuanluo，paoquxunzhaofuren。
erdishangdeamu，lianseyishiyipianzhengning。
ruozhenrangyuyaoyanxueshushangzou，neisihuangzijueduihuizaihuangzizhengchongzhong，erchedishili……
想至此。
tayachimengranyiyao，chenshengkaikou：“yirenzuoshiyirendang，shiwoamuyishichongdong，yuhuangziwuguan，woyuanyisixiezui！”
话语一落。
taguoduanditaishou，chaozijidetianlinggaipaileguoqu，dangchangmudengerdao……
死了！
sizhoudeqifenyixiazijiuninggule。
yangwudicaicong‘kongju’zhonghuanguolai，suizhilianlianbushedilikaiyuyaoyandexiongfu。
querenguoyanshen，yuyaoyankeyichu！
tadangjiwangxianglinruoxin，yifujinghunweidingdeyangzi：“ni……nidaodihaibuhaiwo？”
“我……”
linruoxinyixiazicongzhenhanzhongjingxingleguolai，jiaoquzhandoudiwangxiangyangwudierren。“nimenzhendeyaojiangshiqingzuojue？”
“niangzi，woyaohuishuyuzijidedongxi，youcuoma？”yangwudiweiqubabadiwangxiangyuyaoyan。