第4章 傻白甜

「tongxue!」wohuangzhangdihanchusheng,daduanletadexinshenghedongzuo。「ni、nibiezheiyang……」

「baoqian。」tahuiguoshen,shenseyouxienanran,woweiweisonglekouqi,quetingjiantaxinlijixudao:「xiangbatadezuiqindezaizhongyidian,qindetakuchulai。」

「!」woxiunaojile,zaixindihanxitong。「xitong,nimenzenmexuandenanzhu,zenmeyigebiyigebuzhengjing!」

「nanzhurensheshiyouxitianxuan。」xitonglengbingbingdihuileyiju,jixucuicu。「muqiangonglvejindu53%,qingsuzhujixujiayou,kuaidiangonglvechenggong!」

daodiyaozenmegonglvea!tamenzijixiangleyixieluanqibazaodedongxi,youmomingqimiaodizengjialegonglvejindu,wozenmezhidaogaizenmezuo?

「buguo,chiyu……zhinengshuobukuishinvzhuma,zhangxiangheshencaidoushidingpei。」tajixujiwoshangyao,woqiaoqiaoditingzhetadexinsheng。

「suoyi,shibushigonglveleta,wojiunenghuijiale?」

youshigonglvewojiunenghuijia,kexitongqueshuoyaowogonglvetamenhuijia,ertamenhaoxiangmeiyouxitong,woyemeiyouyaohuidedifang……woxinliyougecaice。

「haole,xiexieni,nixiangchishenme,womingtianjinidai。」zheihuitameiyongwoshuojiubawogongzhubaobaolexialai,wozhanhaozhihoulianmangwenta。

「nvzhuhuizuoshenme?woyinggaitigeburangtaweinandelaitishengtadehaogandu……」tazhouzhemeisikao。

「niaichitiandema?」woxiangqimamashuo,mianduishenghuoyaojijiyangguang,buyaozongzhoumei,kanqilaihuihenku。

「yiban,wogengaichila。」tajixuxiangzhe,suikouhuiwo。

「ng,nichiguomalaxiangguoma?」woyoudianbuhaoyisi,danhaishishitandiwenta。「wohuizuo,zijizuodeshihenjiankangde,niyaoshishima?」

「keyi。」tashenseyouxiefuza,zaixinlidao:「youxishijiedexiaoshedinglijuranyoumalaxiangguoma?」

「neimingtianwojinidai。」zhongyujiejuele,wogaoxingdixiangtaweixiaodiantou,tuozhetuiwangwaizou。

「ei,nimingtianzenmejiwoa?」tazhuazhuwodeshouwan。

「a。」woaonaojile,zicongworuxueyilai,meirenyuanyigenwoyiqiwan,woyexiguanlegushenyiren,gangcaiyishiwangjileyaoyuedingdidian。

「duibuqi……womeijirendaiguofan,shuhule……neinishenmeshihouyoushijian,woqunalisongjinini?」

「mingtianzhongwuba,nizuowanjiwosonglaiyiwushi,wojinishangyao。」guxingyemosuozhewodewangu,huranyiweibumingdixiaolexiao。

「xiaopianzi,nigenbenjiubuchengxinba,buyueshijiandidianyebuwenwojiaoshenme,ng?」

tadeyinsehendi,zuihouyishengtuozhezhangyin,cixingdexianggexiaogouziside。

「bushide,wozhidaoni。」wotaohaodichaotaxiaolexiao,zhalezhayan。「guxingye——nizheimechuming。」

tahuranwojinlewodeshouwan,wobuzhidaonajuhuashuocuole,zhihaonulichaotaluchugengwuhaidexiaorong。

「gouyinren。」tasongkaiwodeshouwan,shensedandan,wokanbudong。「zenmeyouxiangzhixiaotuzi。」

zheiwonengkandongjiuguaile!woxinlixiufen,buganbiaoxianchulai。

「guxingye——」xiaoyijiejiechezhesangzihan。「chulai,jitamendoubaozhawanle,ganjinzou,xuexiaolairenqingnimenqujieshiyixiadajiayuanyin!」

「mafan。」guxingyexinlizeleyisheng,zhuantoukanwo。「woxianzoule,chituzi。」

nicaituzi!womeirenzhudengletayiyan,jiuzhengta。「wojiaochiyu。」

「mingminggengxiangtuzi——gandengwo,haitingye。」tahuranxiaole,youdianpiqi,budebuchengrenshihenshuaide。「xiaoyetuzi。」

shenmeguaichenghua。wobumandibielebiezui,tingjiantadexinshengshuo:「guxingyedetuzi。」

谁、谁是你的!

wojinghuangdiguqilelian,beitaqialeyiba:「haole,yetuzi,woxianzoule,mingtianbiewanglelaizhaowo。」

wokanzhetadebeiyingqiaoqiaodaleyiquan,beitadeturanhuitouheleyitiao,ganjinbashousuohuixiongqian,taxiaodegenghuanle,zhongyuchulelijiandemen,genneiqunnanshengyiqifengfenghuohuodizoule。

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wosongleyikouqi,mantuntundinuochuqu,xiaoyijiejiekanjianwoyipainaomen:「aiya,wanglerangtamenshundaobanisonghuiqule。」

「meishide,wozijikeyi,xiexielaoshiguanxin。」woyouxiemiantian。「erqieyebushunlude,woyaoquyiyuan。」

「yiyuan?shiliyiyuan?」

「dui。」wodiandiantou,xiangxiaoyijiejiegaobie。「laoshizaijian。」

「bu,nidenghuier。」xiaoyijiejiehanzhuwo。「wodigangkaolejiazhao,shuojintianyaolaijiewodechequneibian,shuoshiyueletongxue,rangtasongniba。」

「zhei……taimafanle,laoshi。」woxinliyouxiebuzizai。

wokebushipabuanquane。

「bumafan。」xiaoyijiejiejuzhedianhuazouguolai,xiaomimidinieleniewodelian。「bijingnizheimekeai——wojitadagedianhuarangtakuaidianlai。」

「shenmeqingkuang,xitong,woyudaoweixiannihuibaohuwoma?」wozaixinliqiuzhudiwenxitong,tadeshengyinyirujiwangdijixie:

「nibuhuiyouweixian,suzhu,nishizheigeshijiedenvzhu,younvzhuguanghuanhuti,suoyouzhengmianrenwudouhuixihuanni;jishiyouweixian,nanzhuyehuilaijiunide,qingsuzhububidanxin。

lingwai,nanzhuerhaogonglvejindu78%,qingsuzhuzaijiezailizaoriwanquangonglve——jiancedaonanzhusanhaoluxuerandeweizhizhengzaixiangnikaojin,qingsuzhuzhuazhujihui,gonglvenanzhusanhao!」

nanzhusanhaoshixiaoyijiejiededidi?wojiuzhexiaoyijiejiedeyisibalianfangzaitatankaideshoushang,dengdaizhetadexiayibudongzuo。

xiaoyijiejielengleyixia,huranxiaodejiweicanlan,wozhengbumingsuoyi,zhitingshenhoudemenkaile,lairenhanlesheng「jie」。

「arankuailai,zhenghao,bangwobazheigehaizisongdaoshiliyiyuan。」xiaoyijiejiexiangneirenzhaolezhaoshou。

「laoshi。」woyouxiehaixiu,lianjiafanhong。「wokeyiqilaima?」

「keyikeyi,baobeinizenmezheimeguaia,rangaransongnihuique——jinijieshaoyixia,zheishiwodidi,luxueran。」

「陆同学你好。」

「……chiyu?」luxueranchiyidiwenwo,wobitagengchiyi,dansuijiwojiutingjianletadexinsheng:

「nvzhuzenmehaizaizhei?tabushiyinggaiyijinglikailexiaoyishi、ranhoubeinvpeiguanzaicesuoyigeduoxiaoshi、jimangchileyidunsushiquleshiliyiyuanma?wozhiqiandangdaidadeshihouguolejishibianzheigejuqingdea,weishenmebudui?」

suiranbuzhidaozheige“nvpei”shishei,dantashuodemeicuo,zheishihenyoukenengfashengdeshiqing,ruguogangcaixiaoyijiejiemeiyouhanzhuwo,zhihoudefazhankendingjiushizheiyangle。

xiaoyijiejiekanchulewodejiongpo,jingyadikanlezijiadidiyiyan,meiyouduowen,cuicudao:「kuaizouba,zheihaizigangcaishuaidaole,arannizhuyidian。」

luxuerandeshengyinyouzhongtianranbuhaojiejindelenggan,ta「ng」leyisheng,yanshenshiyiwogenshang,zhuanshenjiuzou。

woganjinwangwainuo——zhinengyongnuolaixingrong。

「aran——nifutayixiaa。」

「bu——」woxiayishidishuangshoutaiqi,turanxiangdaodanwulerenjiadeshijian,yishiyouxiewucuo。

luxuerankanzhewoyouxiehuajidedongzuobiaoqingjuransongdongleyidian,zoulehuilai,dazhangtuijibujiudaolewopangbian。

「nvzhujuranzhendeshigeshabaitian,zhensha。」

nicai……haoba,zheishigexueba。