jiangyufasongdingweihou，xiongjiujiuqiangangdidenglelianggexiaoshi，congyikaishide“kanwobudaduantagoutui”，daozuihoude“neigoudongxisinaqule”，waizaichuangshangmimihuhushuileguoqu。
lingchenwudian，tianguangweiliang，jiangnanshuixianghailongzhaozaiyipianjingmidebowuli。
“dinglingdinglingdingling——！”
jicudeen**chedijingxinglegangqianmianbujiudejiangyu。
“sheia？！cuiminga！”tadaizhenongzhongdeqichuangqi，huluanguojinsizhishuipao，caizheduanmiantuoxie，dingzheyitouyouxielingluanqueyiwaiyouzhongyonglanmeigandezhangfa，qishixiongxiongdiyibalakailefangmen。
menwai，shenyanjuzheshouji，jingtouzhengduizheta。
“咔咔咔咔——！”
yilianchuankanbizhuanyegouzidelianpaiyinxiaoxiangqi，shanguangdengzaihunandezoulangligewaiciyan。
shenyankanzheshoujipingmulizhuapaidaodeyingxiang——sumianchaotian，shuiyanxingzhong，yinweibeichaoxingerdaizheyisizhenshidenaonu，lianjiahaiyachulejidaoqianqiandehonghen——tamanyidigouqichun。
“hahaha！jiangyu！beiwopaidaosuyanchouzhaola！kannihaizenmedese！”
jiangyuxianshiyileng，jinjiezhebuxiediqinghengyisheng，liaoleyixiapengsongweiluandezhangfa：
“he，xiaohua！jiedesuyanyeshihennengdadehaoma？tianshenglizhinanziqi！dongbudongani！”
shenyanshouqishouji，shuangshouhuanxiong，haozhengyixiadishangqianyibu，coujinta，muguangzaitalianshangqunxun。
tahuaixiaozhe，manyouyoudikaikou：“keshi……jiangjiang，nihaoxiangyoudianfuzhongai。zuowantoukula？haishibeizhewotouheshuile？”
“什么？！”
jiangyushunjianzhuanshen，chonghuifangjiandeluodijingqian。
zuozhao，youzhao，coujinlezixikan，tuiyuanlezhengtikan。
“meiyoua……nalifuzhongle？mingminghaishihenpiaolianghaopiaoliangde……”taxiaoshengdunang。huran，tazhuyidaochuangwaitoujinlaide、lingchenwudianbanneizhongteyoude、rouheyoudaizhedianqinglengdeguangxian，dazaitalianshang，goulechuyizhongmenglongyoucuiruodelunkuo。
tahuiguotou，kanxianggenzhezoujinlai、zhengyizaimenkuangshangkanhaoxideshenyan。lianshangdenuqishunjianshoulian，querdaizhideshiyizhongjingxinjisuanguode、daizhedandanyoushangdewenyibiaoqing。yanjieweichui，chunbanqingmin，shengyinyekeyifangruan，jiaodididinengqiachushuilai：
“ei……shenyan，nikanzheigeguang……chendewo，shibushihaoxiangneizhong……posuiganshizudewenyipiannvzhu？ng？zenmeyang？shibushia？”tazhabazheyinweichuxingergewaishuirundeyanjing，chongmanqidaidikanzheta，“nijianghuaa？”
shenyanyandidexiaoyigengshen，tataibu，manyouyoudizoujinta。
jiangyulikepingzhuhuxi，jiangneige“posuiganwenyinvzhu”debiaoqingzuodaojizhi，weiweiyangqilian，dengdaitakua。
shenyanzaitamianqianzhanding，taishou，wenredeshouzhiqingqingniezhuletaguanghuadexiaba。
jiangyuxinlilekailehua，kanbakanba，guoranhaishibeijiedemeimaozhengfule！
tanuliweichizhebiaoqing，yanshenliquerenbuzhuxieluchuyisixiaodeyi：“zenmeyang？shibushibeiwomizhule？”
shenyandixiaochusheng，zhongyurenbuzhu，daizhemanmandexixueheyisizijidouweicengchajuedechongni，kaikoudao：
“jiangjianga……”tatuozhanglediaozi，“nizheiziliandemaobing，pabushicongniangtailidaichulaideba？ng？”
“……”
空气凝固了一秒。
jiangyulianshangneijingxinyingzaode“posuigan”shunjiansuilie，querdaizhideshibeichuopohoudexiufenheweiqu。ta“pa”diyixiayonglipaikaitaniezhezijixiabadeshou，piaoliangdemouzilikemengshangyicengshuiqi，shengyindaizhekongsu：
“shenyan！nikuawoyijunengzenmeyangma！huisia！！！”
tazhuanshenpuhuichuangshang，yongbeizimengzhutou。
shenyankanzheneigeqigugudebeizibao，genzhetuolexiezishanglechuang，cetangzaijiangyushenbian，yizhishouchengzhetou，lingyizhishoubuyoufenshuodilianrendaibeizibatabaileguolai。
jiangyubeipomianduita，toufacengdeyoudianluan，yanjingshiluludidengzheta，xiangshouleshenmetiandadeweiqu。
shenyandixiatou，coujinta。
“haokan，haokanxingleba？quanshijiejiushuwomenjiayumeirenzuihaokan。”
jiangyucongbizilihengchuyisheng，suiranbiaoqinghuanhelexie，danyanshenlimingxianxiezhe“zheihaichabuduo，danhaimeikuadaowei，jixu”。
shenyanquemeizaijiecha，fanerziguzidixiankaibeiziyijiao，tangerhuangzhidishuilejinqu，haishunshoubajiangyuwangzijizheibiandailedai。
jiangyubeitazheifankeweizhudejudongjingdeshunjianzuoqishen，“wei！shenyanni……”
huameishuowan，jiubeishenyanqingqingsongsongyoujienhuilezhentoushang。talidaokongzhideganghao，daizheburongjujuedeyiwei，queyoubuhuinongtengta。
jiangyubeitaquanzaihuailihezhentouzhijian，zhalezhayan，huranxiangshizhuazhuleshenmebabing，lianshangluchujiaoxiadehuaixiao，yadileshengyin，daizheweixiedeqiangdiao：
“nibupa……wogaosunigea？”
shenyanwenyan，chixiaoyisheng，fangfotingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua，taceguoshen，shouzhouzhizhezhentou，fukanzheta，yanshenlidaizhedianwanwei：
“woge？taxianzaigujizhenglouzhetaneigemendanghuduideweihunqininongwonongni，nayoukongguannia？”
jiangyulianshangdexiaorongshunjianjiangzhu，tazhuanguoshen，yonghoubeiduizheta，jianbangweiweibengjin，gangcaineidianyinihewannaodeqifenshunjiandangranwucun，kongqifangfodoulenglejidu。
shenyankanzhetashunjianlengxialaidebeiying，xinlimomingdijiuleyixia，tacouguoqu，xiabajihudizaitajiantou，wenredeqixifuguotadeerkuo，shengyindichen：
“怎么？吃醋了？”
jiangyudeshengyinmenmenchuanlai，“wonayouneigezigea。”
shenyankanzhetazheimoyang，shenshouqingqingnielenietahuanidelianjia，fangruanleshengyin：
“piannide。shenxiuneigegongzuokuang，lianzhouzhuan，zheihuierhaizaikaikuaguoshipinhuiyini，bieshuoweihunqi，lianzhimuwenzidoujinbuletadeshen。”tadunledun，zixiguanchazhetadecelianxiantiao，shengyingengdile，“buguo……jiangjianga，nigangcai，shizhenchicule？”
jiangyumanyouyoudipingtangleguolai，zaicimianduishenyan，lianshangnalihaiyoubandianshiluohecuyi，querdaizhideshibigangcaigengjiatianmei、gengjiayaoyandexiaorong，daizhedianxiaohulibandedeyi：
“bushia～”tatuozhangleweiyin，yanjingliangjingjingde，“woyouzhiyecaoshoudema，naqianbanshi，jinzhijinze。”tashenchuxianxideshouzhi，qingqingdianledianshenyandexiaba，yuqiqingkuai，“erqiee，shendashaoweilebuchangwozuijinshoudeweiqu，ganggangsonglewoyiliangxindaodefalalichangpeng，bingmeifenai～yansechaopeiwo！”
shenyantuchulianggezi：“caimi。”
jiangyushenchushuangbei，ruanruandigouzhuletadebozi，jiangtalajinziji。tashenshangdandandexiangqihegangshuixingdewenreyiqibaoguoguolai。
shenyanjiangleyixia，yanshenshunjiananchenlejifen，houjiegundong，shengyindaizheyisiweixiandeshaya：“zenme？gouyinwoa？”
jiangyuqixiwenre，daizheguhuo：“shenershaoa～nizaikanzixidian，wo……zhangdedaodihaobuhaokanma？”
shenyanbeitazheikeyideliaobonongdexintouhuoqi，tagengcoujinlexie，jihuyaowenshangtadechun，yudaidiaokan：“gangcaibushiyijingkuaguole？quanshijienizuihaokan，haibumanyi？”
jiangyubuyiburao，zaitahuailicengleceng，shengyinyouruanyounuo：“nei……nikanwoxianzaideyangzi，xiangbuxiang……neizhongwenyipiannvzhuma？”
shenyanhuaixiaoyisheng，yiyousuozhidiyadishengyin：
“nvzhushikendingde……”tademuguangzaitalianshang、jingjianliulian，daizhezhuorendewendu，“zhiyushenmepian……neikejiubuyidingle。”
“死变态！！”
jiangyuyibazhangpaizaitajieshidexiongtangshang，lidaobuqing。
shenyanmenhengyisheng，quexiaodegengjiakaihuai，shunshizhuazhuletaxingxiongdeshouwan，jiangtazhenggerengengjindiloujinhuaili。