woxingai，shigebeiyiduifuqishouyangdeguer。
jushuowoganghaoxiawusandianchusheng，mianqiangsuanshenshi，suoyineishihouwoneibuzhimingdeqinshengmuqinzaipaoluzhiqianbawodiudaoyigelanzili，xielezhangzhitiaojiwoqumingjiaoaishen。
houlaibeidiudaogueryuan，yuanzhangshigejianzhiheshangdelaoshengun，zhuazhezhangdubuzusanshilimidewofeishuowuxingquetu，yaozaiwomingzilijiage“tu”zipang。
好了我叫艾坤。
yinweidiyiciyujianyuanzhangdeshihoubeizhuangzailanziliedeyaosi，suoyishaoweidayidianwojiujihubalaodengzaimiaolidetoutouzangzhedexianghuoqiandoujibianchengnaifenchile，ranhoupangchenggeqiu。
buguoyuanzhangmeishengqi，fandaohenxihuanbawobaozaihuaililaihuigundong，shide，laihuigundong，suoyidayixiedeshihougueryuandehaizimenjiujiaowolanqiuge。
wodaomeishenmeyijian，jiushiyuanzhangneilaodengzhengtianhanwoxiaolanqiuhandeshifenshangyin，wojiubaneixieyegenzhetayiqijiaodehaizimenpangzouleyidun。
dawanjia，woziranerranchengletamendetoutou，pingshizouludoushiangshoutingxiongde，renrenjianledoudejiaoyisheng“kunge。”
tongniandeshiguangzongshiduanzan，yuanliangwomeiyouyongneizhinendebifaxiexiayipian《kungeneixienian》yinweizaishuizishujiuyaosushanle。
houlaiyuanlilaileyiduilingyangdefuqi，tamendaizheshenhoudeneigewenwenjingjingdexiaonvhai，helaoshengunliaoshouyangrenxuandeshi。
wokanjiantamenlaijiuliuqucesuo，kaiwanxiao，wohaixiangzaidangjiniankunge，neigexiaoguniangmingxianbiwoda，yaoshiguoqulebudebianchengkundi？
ranhouwojiuzaiqudelushangyudaoleneigexiaoguniang。
“woxingsu，jiaosuburan，nijiaoshenmeya？”
“叫我坤哥就好。”
wodangshiyebuzhidaonaozilinagenxianbengdiaole，feiyaodalizheigejiahuo，haizirenweifeichangshuaiqidebeiguoshenbailegezaoxing。
“neiwojiujiaonikunkunba！”
wozhoulezhoumei，xinxiangzheikebuxing，jiezhejiuluqixiuzidasuanhetazhenglungesanbaihuihe。
zhengdangwomeifeisewu，quanshenguanzhudeziguzifabiaozhangdawuqianzide《kungeweishenmeshikunge》deshihou，suburanhurankanzhewozhilenglengdexiao。
“kunkunnihaokeaiya~”
zhinendelianjiashangzhanfangchuwennuanhexidexiao，shuangyanmichenglianglunwanwandeyueya，liumeishuhuan，yingchunweiqiao，luchujikehaobaiyuchi，yiliandeqingchunkeai。
wokanshaleyan，xinzhongxiangzhe：
“nainaidi，zheiyatouzhangdezazheidaijing。”
yuanzhangshuoguo，piaoliangdenvhaizidouyouyizhangpianrendezui，woneishihoubuxin，houlaicaimingbaizheishineigelaodengshuoguoweishubuduodeshihua。
yinweizaiwodaizhideyifenzhongzhinei，neigexiaoguniangdefuqinlaile，ranhoutajiuyizhishouzhuaizhewodegebo，niutouchongtafuqinhandao：
“爸！我要这个！”
gan，laodengjurankaopuleyihui。
wofeilidechezhexiuzi，kemeiyouyong，shenzhinengkanchutaneimeiyanzhixiajiaohuadexiaorong。
“fangkai！”wozhejidihoudao。
“不放！”
suburansisizhuaizhuwodegebo，qingjizhixia，jingyikouyaoleshangqu，dangshiwojiutengdewuaoluanjiao。
neigexizhuanggelv，fengdupianpian，benyinggaizaibenyuanrucedenanshizhengchuyuxulijieshujieduan，suoyizhihaowunaidekanzhewo。
wotengdeyaosi，geboyinyinzhijianxiangshijianlexue，ranhouzaineishiwanhuojideshike，woshuochuleyijuzuyihouhuiyibeizidehua。
“xianfangkai！shenmedoudayingni！”
wochengren，neishihoukanjiannanrenyanzhongdeganjishiqueshiyouxieyangyangdeyi，danyuxiangzhongdewohuizaiwcchangshuangyixia，chulaizhihouzhaodaoyigejijiaogaladuoqilai，erbushibiezheshuilongtou，beishenglayingzhuaidetuodaoyuanzhangmianqian。
neishihouwoqingchudikandaolaodengneibianbuzhezidelianxiaodegengehehuaside，bujinwuzhenaodai，tongxinjishoudixiangzhezheibeizideliandoubeidiuwanle。
tamenmunvzhijiandeduihuayeshijiqijiandan。
“妈，我要这个。”
“taichoule，huanyige。”
yitingzheihua，wodangshijiubuleyile，dongyonglegebichuangergouzibeilingyangshidejueji……
抱大腿。
woneishenweinanrengaisidehaoshengxingaosuwo，yidingyaorangmianqianzheigekuangwangdenvrenfuchudaijia。
yebuzhinalaideliqi，woyixiajiushuaikailesuburanguzaigeboshangdexiaoshou，zhijiefeipudaonvrendetuishangbianchengyigeshulan，mengxiyidakouqi，jiezhefangshengdaku。
yibanlaishuo，zheizhongqingkuangxiadelingyangrenzenmeyebuhuijixuxuanwo，youkenenghaihuihedebuganshouyangqitahaizi，jiucicongmangliqu。
但这次不大一样。
sizhouchulewoneijingtiandongdidekusheng，suoyourendoushiyilianjingyadebiaoqing，sihufashengleshenmebudeledeshiqing。
woyishizhijianyouxiemeng，niutouyikan，jingfaxianlelingyizhicixingshulan。
tabaozhemuqindedatuikanzhewo，shuangyanzhabazhaba，yunnianglebudaosanmiaozhong。
吸气，蓄力，哭！
“ma！！！！jiuyaozheigejiuyaozheigejiuyaozheige————”
yitaowubishuliandelianzhaodadewoyuntouzhuanxiang，baozheneiweinvshidedatuiyishizhijianbuzhishijixukunaohaishifengjinchehu。
ranhou，neigenanrenhuilaile。
fuqierrenjiaohuanlegeyanshen，nantongzhifuzeyanhu，zhuantouyuyuanzhangshenqingdeliaozhetamenzhangdawufenzhongdejiaoqing，nvtongzhifuzechetui，jibianshidaizhetuishangdelianggeguajianyejianburufei，sudukuaidaowoyiweitacengzaizhanchangshangbeiguoshenmedongxi。
jiuzheiyang，wobumingbubaidibeisongshangleche，chengletamenmingzhengyanshundeyangzi。
buguowogengganjuezijichenglesuburandechongwu，yinweicongshangchekaishi，tajiuyizhizaimowodetou，shibushibabizicouguolaixiuzheshenme，haiyilianxiangshoudeyangzi。
budong，wodedanaohaitingliuzaishenweikungedejiyizhong，suiranlizhigaosuwo，kaichedezheigenanrenwoyaojiaofuqin，pangbiandenvrenwoyaojiaomuqin。
“woshibushiyeyaoxingsua？”
nianshaowuzhi，budongchenmoshijindehanjinliang，yijuhuashuochukou，xiayimiaowojiuhouhuile。
nanrenxianglexiangshuodao：“niyaoshixiangdehuayekeyi，buqiangqiu。”
meidengwojujue，shenbianjiuxiangqilelingyigejiahuodeshengyin。
“jiujiaosumuba！mumuzheigejiaofahenhaoting。”
woyizhenwuyu，yanqianzheigexiaoguniang，zhiyonglesanjuhuabianzhongjielewodekungeshengya，neishihoudewojiuzaitademozhuaroulinzhongfashi，cichoububao，woshibuweiren。
huoxushiyinweiyijianmiandeshihouyouxieganga，fujiashidemuqintiyimanzuwomenlianggerenfenbieyigeyaoqiu，zhiyaobushitaiguofendedoukeyi。
suburanyaomeitianbaozhewoshui，zaiwomeiyoutongyideqingkuangxiajiubeipoqiandinglesangquanruguodebupingdengtiaoyue。
“neixiaomunini？”muqinniuguotoulaikanzhewo，xiaoyinyindewendao。
woqingmieyixiao，fengqingyundandeshuodao：
“我要换条裤子。”
…………
meihaodeshenghuozongshiduanzande，suiranwochulemeitiandiuyifu，wanshangzongganjueyourenzaishenbianxiao，xinglailianshangzongshishilulude，qitadoutinghao。
dantongkudeshiqing，wangwangfashengzaibujingyijian。
jinianzhihoudeyichangchehuo，rangyuanbenxingfudejiayouernvbianchenglecanrendejinrishuofa。
wodunshiyouchengweileguer，haihaobushidiyici，youjingyanle，dansuburanquehenshihaipa，sesuodeduozaiwoshenhoukanzheneixieyanfandeqinqimen。
womeiyouqinshengfumu，yemeizenmetihuiguotamenjiyudeai，danwoxiang，taneishihouyinggaiyeshihennanshoudeba。
suoyiwodangzailetashenqian，xianggetonghuazhongdeyingxiong，ranhouyouyidaoqianyingdangzailewoshenqian，yingxiongchenglexiaoyingxiong。
neiweijiaoxumo，jiushiwodexiaoyi，houlaichenglewomenzaifalvshangdefuyangren，buguotayixiangbuxihuanwomenjiaotaxuyi，suoyiyibanqingkuangxiawomenhuijiaotamojie。
fumuliujiwomenyidongfangzi，yijiyifenzuyizhichengwomenshenghuodaodaxuebiyedebaoxianjin。
jiuzheiyang，guoqudekungeyijingxiaoshile，shengxiadesumuhesuburanlianggerenbicifuchizhe，yizhishenghuodaoxianzai。
zheidagaijiushiwodangkungedeneixienianba。
（qianmianhendayibufendoushirichang，kenengjuqingyaojindemanyidian。）
（zhu:keyijiangbenshudangzuokehuanpianlaikan）