shuojushihuawodui《jiuming！zheiweidaxiaojieshizaitaibadaole》zheipianwenzhangfeichanggandong，yeshouduzhexihuan，wohaimeiyouduwannei，sumusuburandegushiqingjielingrenxinsixiangwang，ganxiezongshirenjianqingmudenuli！jiangdeshi：“mumumumumumu！！nizhongyuhuilaila！！！kuai！rangburanjiexiyikou！！zaimeiyoumumudenengliangbuchongwojiuyaosile！！”“si……
womianwubiaoqingdeshenshoulanzhuneizhangshenyuanjukou，jiezhefanshoubataanzaichuangshang，jiangneixianxideshoubeibeizaishenhou。
“ala~mumunandaoyaoduiwozuoshenmeqiqiguaiguaideplayma？zhenshide，mingmingheburanjieshuoyishengjiuhuitongyideni~haishishuo，mumuxiangwangehuayangshenmede？”
“bizui！”wojiazhongleyixieshouxiadeliqi，ehenhendeshuozhe。
“heng！nishoushouba！woshibuhuichumaizuzhide！”
wokanzhemianqianyiniuyiniu，haibushihuiguotouyilianqidaidejiahuo，paokaibiaoqingbutan，neiyuqidangzhenxiangxieningsibuqudejiandie，wodunshigandaoyizhenwuyu。
kanlaiduifuzheigebiantaizuihaodefangshihaishiyongquantou。
yibajiangtatuikai，buranjieshunshidaozaichuangshang，xianggewuguiyiyangyangmianchaotian，zhangyawuzhuade，quemeiyourenheshashangli，zhishizaiyuandixiazheteng。
wonazhezijidetieshenyiwuzhanzaiyibianlenglengdekanzheta，zheidagaishiwobiaodafennudeweiyifangshi。
buranjiekanjianwoneijihuyaosharendeyanshen，laodabuyuanyide，juezhexiaozuianjingxialai，kezuilihaibutingdunangzhe：
“heng，mumuqifuren，yaobushimeiyoubingqi，wocaibuhuishuni！”
wokanzhetaneiyifubufushudeyangzi，buyoudeqideyouxiexiangxiao，aiyuxinggehebingzhengyuanyin，wojibenshangdoushipixiaoroubuxiao，danhaishishunzhetadehuachajiezheshuodao：
“bingqi？yaoshenme？daoqianggunbang？”
“棍子！”
buranjietangzaichuangshangshufudeqiaoqierlangtui，xianxixiuzhangdeshuangtuijiaodiezaiyiqi。
youyushizaijiali，youshixiatian，suoyitajibenshangbuhuichuanshenmezheyandefushi，shenzhidaduoshihoujiuzhishiyijianbeixinyitiaoduanku，xingzouhuodongzhijianbumianchunguangzhaxian。
dangran，wobingbujuedeneishifuli，youqishidangtazairedeyaosidexiatianyewan，guiguisuisuidetiezainishenbiandeshihou。
suburankanzhewo，neiyanshenhaoxianggeshenzangbuludeshiwaigaoren，dayouyizhonglaoqihengqiudeweidao。
“yaoshijiburanjiejieyigengunzi，baozhunjiaomumuniguixialaiqiurao。”
“呵。”我冷笑。
“zenme，buxin？wokeshihegebiningshucongxiaoxuedaodade，bufu？”buranjieyangzhexiaoliankanzhewo，yifubufuqideyangzi。
“hehe。”wozouchufangjian，hulvediaoshenhouneizhizhamaodexiaomao，duitadeshuofabuzhikefou。
burankouzhongdeningshushiwomendelinju，yigehenkailangdezhongniandashu。
suirankanqilaitingheqide，danjutasuoshuozijinianqingdeshihoukeshisandaguanjun，zhibuguokanbuguanxingyeheimujiutuiyile，zhiyushinagecunnagexiandeguanjundaomeixishuo。
woduiyuningshuderenshi，gengduodezeshitaduiwocongxiaojiaodaodadechenghu。
“女婿。”
shide，tayouyigemeiruotianxiandenver，erwoyehehaoduorimannanzhuyiyang，youyigerangrenxianmudeqingmeizhuma，womenshenzhichengleyiduihaisuantianmidelianren。
不过，
只是曾经。
womenzaiyiqibenjiuzhishitayixiangqingyuan，erwoyebuxiangzaitijizheijianshiqing，bijingyijingfenshoule，pingdanyixie，zheiyangduiwomendouhao。
nadaowodeleiku，huiqushuijue，yitianjiuzheiyangjieshule。
…………
taiyangshengqidesuduzongbixinglaiyaokuaijifen，zheiduiyumouxiezhouwubidinghuishuilanjuedejiahuolaijiangshijianhuaishi，danwowusuowei。
buxuyaonaozhong，zhiyaozaishuiqianlashangchuangliandeshihouliuyitiaoxiweidefengxi，qingchenshentoujindeyangguangjiuzugouchengweixinglaidexinhao。
huanghuanghuhudexinglai，yinxiangzhonghaoxiangzuolegechiguihuayuebingdemeng，neigebiantaiyigejingdewangwozuilisai，gaodexinglaideshihouzuilixianxiande。
我明白了……
tanxiyisheng，ditoukanzheneigebaodesisideshulan。
wowubiquexinzuowansuomenlede。
neitadaodishizenmejinlaide？
suburanhaizaishuilanjue，luchujikekeaidexiaohuya，haobukeqidewangwobeizishangliulexiexukoushui，zuilihaizaibutingdidunangzhe：
“mumu……heihei……mumu……heihei……”
wojinkenengwenroudebatafangdaoyibian，shunbianbaneibudayaguandeshuizijibanzhengguolai，jiezheshenshouzaitaneisuyadeliandanshangpailepai。
“biezhuangshuile，jintianhaidequshangxue。”
“mumu……heihei……mumu……”
“chishenme？woquzuo。”
“糖醋排骨……”
wodunshiyouxiewuyu，kanzhehaizaizhuangshuideta，yishizhijianyemeishenmebanfa。
“shuolejialimeirou，zaocanjiuzhiyoumianbaohejianjidan。”
“呜呜……”
kanleyiyanshoubiao，shijianhaizao，wokuaisuchuanshangyifuqianwangchufang。
zaocanfenpeibuleduoshaoshijian，danyangmuhaizaideshihoumeitiandouhuizuojiwomenchi，woyebuxiangtazouhouzijidebaobeiguinvzaoshangeduzi。
henkuai，jigejianjiandandandejianjidan，shengchouhetangdiaodiaowei，waidaishangzhiqianmaidemianbao，suiranbudagouchi，danzuoweilaijiangzaocanzugoule。
womenzaoshangshiyaoganbanchede，quwanlekenenghuijibushangqu，suoyidengwozouchuchufangdeshihouzhengkanjianburanjiezaixishoujianshangyanshengsishisu。
“neimezhejiganshenme？”woditoukanleyiyanshoubiao：“qidianbanshangke，haiyousishifenzhong，zugouzanmenzuogongjiaodele。”
suburanneilingdongdeyanjingzaiyankuanglidiliuliudezhuanleyiquan，ranhouyibianyongshizhiraozhetoufayibianjichuyigezenmekanzenmebieniudexiaorong。
“ahaha，wobushixiangzhezaodianqujiubuyongneimejilema，ng，duide，mumumumumumu，womenganjinzoubaahaha。”
tayougexiguan，neijiushijinzhangdeshihouzonghuiyongshouzhiraotoufawan，jieheneibuzirandebiaoqing，wozheshiganjuebudaduijing。
danmeibanfa，shijianbugouwosikaode。
wobeitazhuaizhecongmangnashangzaocan，ranhouyilufeibendaogongjiaochezhan，dengdaoledeshihouzhijiantamantoudahan，qichuanyuyude。
xiariyanyan，jibianshizaoshangtaiyangyebudasuanraoren，fanerxiangshizuoduiyiyangquanshuorenmenyinggaigouhuozaikongdiaozhixia。
zhibuguojintianhaoxianggengrele，mingmingcailiudianwushi，queganjuexiangshiqidianduoleyiyang……
yuanchuhuanhuanshilaiyiliangshuxidegongjiaoche，wonamenyuyixiangzhunshidebanchezenmejintianzaoleneimeduo，ditoukanleyiyanshoubiao，jiangjinyoushifenzhongdeyangzi。
meidengwofanying，neigeyaotiaodeshenyingbianlazhewoshangleche，suirantayouwangledailingqian，zhihaogangaderangwoxianfu，zijizezoudaoyibianlazhefushouzhanding。
jimeiyingbidiujinqufachuhualahualadexiangsheng，womanmanzouxiangrenqun，zhanzailetadeshenbian。
buranjiemingxianxinliyougui，pingshidoushixiangjinbanfawangwoshenbiancenglaicengqude，jintianquemaozheyaosuozaijiaoluo，gengetoutoufancuodexiaohaoziside。
budui，zongganjuenalibuduijing，danshuobushanglai。
ditoukanleyiyanshoubiao，qidianzheng，haihao，jintianzoudebijiaozao。
taitoukankanqianfangdelu，shixianbuyoudebeicheqiandedianzishizhongxiyin，shangmianheranxianshizheqidianshifen。
he，nandaogongjiaocheshangdedianzizhongyehuichucuoma？
wozhalezhayanjing，yishidaolezijiyizhihulvededongxi，yushiyibajiuzhulepinmingwangjiaoluozuandeburanjie。
“yiya！mumumumumumu！wozhendemeiyouweileduoshuiyihuidiaonishoubiaoya！niyaoxinwoya！”
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