quantoubiyanyuyouyongdeduo，youqishizhenduimougezhengguazaiwoyaoshangdebiantai。
suburandingzhebingmeiyoudabaodenaodaizuozaishafashang，shuangyanhanleidebaozheyigesisifangfangdezhentou，yifuchuchukeliandeyangzi，zuilihaibutingniantaozhe：
“wuwuwu……mumuqifuwo……wuwuwu……mumuqifuwo……”
haizaichufangmanghuodewodunshimantouheixian，mingmingzhishizaitaneixiaonaodaiguashangqingqingqiaoleyixia，feiyaozhuangzuobujihongjiubuhuihaodeyangzi。
buguoduifuta，wodaoshihaiyoulingyigehaobanfa。
“吃饭了。”
woduanzhepanzi，kanzheshangyimiaohaizaishafashangtaogudeburanjiexiayikejiuchuxianzaicanzhuopang，yanzhongshanshuozhekewangdeguangmang，ruguotashitiaoxiaogoudehua，yinggainengkandaoneishenhoufengkuangyaobaideweiba。
“haoye！mumumumu，womenjintianchishenme？”buranjiemanhuaiqidaidekanzhewowendao。
“西红柿炒鸡蛋。”
“ei？wuwu，meiyourouchi……wuwuwu……mumuguoranhaishixianqiwodema？wuwuwu……”
wozuozaicanzhuobian，suishoujitaxianshenglewanfan，wanquanmeiyoulihuizheigezhengjiaxingxingzhunbeishoushidongxilijiachuzoudejiahuo。
“jialimeiroule，mingtianzhouliu，woqumai……haiyou，”woyoujizijishengleyiwanfan，jixushuozhe：“biebakoushuiwangyanjiaomo，wodoukanjianle。”
buranjiezhuanguotoulai，hanhandexiaozhe，jiezhexiangzhixiaomaoyiyangyibuliangbudecoudaowoshenbian，yigejingdecengzhe。
jieguoshuyutadeneiwanfan，gangyaokaidongjiuyouyinglaileyigenaoguabeng。
“wuwuwu……mumu……”
“xishouqu。”wokaishixiangyongzijideneifen，ng，yirujiwangdeyouxiedan。
yushi，zaiwodeqiangzhiguanlizhixia，buranjiebudaqingyuandequletangxishoujian。
dengdaotahuilaideshihou，woyijingzaishoushizijidewankuaile。
“yi？weishenmemumubuhewoyiqichini？”xiaoguniangweiqudewendao。
wokanxiangpanzilishengxiadecai，buxianglita，zhishinazhewankuaibianzoubianshuo：“aichibuchi。”
tahaoxiangzhendebudagaoxing，gulinglingdezuozaiyizishangnaqikuaizichuozhepanzilidejidan，huran，tahaoxiangfaxianleyijianshiqing，jiezhekongzhibuzhudexiaoleqilai。
“mumu！xihongshini？”
“我吃了。”
“neishengxiadejidanni？”
“wobuaichi，doujiniba，”wocongchufanglitanchubangeshenzi，lengzhezhanglian，jixushuodao：“buxushengfan。”
“mumu！！！niduiwozhendetaihaole！！zenmehuiyouzheimehaodemumu！！kuai，rangburanjiebaoyixia~~”
yizishangdeburanjiexiangwozhangkaishuangbei，erwojiletayidaobaiyan，ranhoucuicutaganjinchiwan，wohaiyaoshuawan。
liangrendewanfanshijianjiuzaidadanaonaozhongjieshu，haoxiangmeitiandoushiyiyangdechangjing。
wozaiquerenmeiyoushenmezhenkongshexiangtouzhihouzoujinyushixilegezao，ranhoucacaganjing，banei.kuxiwanlianggan，weizheyujinkuaisuhuidaozijidefangjianzhunbeishuijue。
woyougexiguan，jiushizaishuiqianbamingtianzhunbeiyaochuandeyifufangzaishenbian，zheiyangyizaowojiukeyizhijiechuanshang，shengquyibufenshijian。
daobushiweilekuaidianshangxuehuoshiduoshuihuijue，ershiweilejiwoyangdemoutouzhuzuozaocan。
pingpingwuqideyizhangchuang，yonglaixuexidezhuoyi，jiaoluoliguayifudeliju，waidaiyigechuangbianxiaojuzi，zheijiushiwodefangjian。
wodixiashenlakaixiaojuzi，youjianglimiandejiacengbokai，luchuyigeyinzangdexiaokongjian。
kelimianshenmedoumeiyou，wodunshiqibudayichulai，weizheyujinchongdaoburanjiedefangmenqian，chiyipianke，haishiqiaoleqiaomen。
“jinlaiba……ya！！”
fensedezhuangxiufengge，gezhonggeyangqiqiguaiguaidewanou，haiyoujiaoluolineigechaodadebaoxiong，zheijiushitadefangjian，daoshichongmanleshaonvgan。
youyuwogangxiwanzao，cikehaishichizheshangshen，luchuneihaisuanjianshuodeshencaiyujiroudexiantiao，duoshaoyouxieganga。
buranjieshenchushuangshouwuzheyanjingjianjiaoyisheng，youjiangshouzhiweiweidakailiangtiaofengxi，yilianxiusedekanzhewo。
“mumu……mumuniyaozuoshenme……renjia……renjiazuijinbukeyide……”
wozhoulezhoumei，shenchuyizhishouzhang，zhangxinchaoshang，lenglengdekanzheta。
“拿来。”
“na……nashenmeya？”buranjieyanshenmingxianpiaohulexia，yilianxinxudeyangzi。
“shaofeihua，kuaijiwo。”
“啊……哦……”
tayouxiechuitousangqi，xiangshigebeijiazhangfaxianzuolecuoshidehaizi，shenshoucongzhentouxiamianzhuachuyigexiaodongxi，liandanhongpupudefangdaowodeshoushang。
“renjiahaishidiyici……niwenroudian……”
wokanzheneishouxinlidedongxi，shunjianbeizhenhandaowuyifujia。
“su……bu……ran……”woyaozheya，henhendekanxiangchuangshangxiusedeshaonv，xiongsheneshadebiwendao：
“ninalaidezheidongxi！？”
“wuwu……shangdian，shangdianmaideshijin……”shaonvwuzhenaodai，kujijidehuifudao。
“haowani，ganmaishi……a？shijin？”wokanzheshoulidebaozhuang，zhijiesikai，luchulimianchunbaisedeyixiaokuaishijin……
shiyeyuguangyoukanleyansuburanneiyanshendangzhongdejiaoxia，wozhidaoyouzhonglezheixiaonizidedangle。
budui，wolaiyaodedongxibushizheige！
huiguoshenlai，jiukanjianburanjiebiaomianshangjiangyingdexiaozhe，yizhixiaoshouzaibeihoubutingdewangchuangbiansaizheshenme，wodunshiqidebuxing，zaicishenshouxiangtasuoyaozhe。
kanzheburanjiegenbenmeiyouguihaideyisi，woshizairenbuzhule，zhijiepushangqu，quezaishiqupinghenghoubeitafanshouzhifu。
xianzaidewobuyoudexiangqiyanjiangshineigegaolengqingchundedasanxuejie，haiyouneishihoudixiachunjienandamendenaocanfayan。
荒谬至极。
tianxiaodetanalaideliqi，jingzhijiejiangwodeshuangshouguzhu，tongkongzhizhongfanzhelvguang，xingfendetianshizheneiliangkebaibaijingjingdexiaohuya，zuijiaodekoushuijihudouyaoliulexialai。
“heiheihei～xiangnizheiyangdexiaomumu，jiushixiangheburanjieqinqinleduibudui～haihewowanyuqinguzong～mua～mua～mua～mua～huhuhaha～～”