第4章 女婿见女婿

只怕要让你失望了。

tingdaoqinhaodehua,linzemingdelianseyileng,jimangwendao:“zenmele?”

qinhaokanzheta,xiaolexiao,dao:“ninverxianzaijiuyaogenwolihun,henbudewomashanglikaizheigejia。”

“hunao!”linzeminglianseyichen,dakaimen,jichongchongxialelou。

dengqinhaoxialoulaidaoketingshi,tafaxianlinzemingsanrendoulianseshifennankan,sihuzhengchaoleyibian。

“fanzhengwobutongyinigenqinhaolihun!”linzemingkanzhelinbingwan,shengyindichen。

weishufengzhijiezhamao,nudao:“zeming,nidaodichilezheigefeiwudeshenmeyao?jiuzheimerendingzheigeshangmennvxu?”

linzemingyinchenzhelian,dengletayiyan,meiyoushuohua,chenmoleyihuierzhihou,zhuanshenwangxiangqinhao,xiaodao:“xiaohao,meishile,yihounigenbingwanhaohaoxiangchu。”

“woyoushi,xianzoule。”

taanweileqinhaojiju,cailikaile。

linzemingzoulezhihou,linbingwanjiuyilianbinglengdekanzheqinhao,jixiaodao:“wohaiyiweiniyouduoyingqi,duoyouguqini,hehe……”

qinhaomeitouweicu,wendao:“nishenmeyisi?”

linbingwanlenghengyiju,dao:“nigangcaibushihenyingqideshuoyaoqulihunma?zenmexianzaiyoubulile?”

qinhaopieletayiyan,dandandao:“neishinibaburangwomenli。”

“goule!”weishufengturanzhanleqilai,kanzheqinhao,jixiaodao:“nibieyiweiwobuzhidaonigenzemingzailimianshuoshenme?wufeijiushinishuonijiajingyiban,weirenqianxun,meiyouyexin,zuishihedangshangmennvxule。”

“zemingtingxinlenidehua,caibujibingwangennilihun。”

尼玛的。

qinhaolianseyinchendekanzhezijizheigezhangmuniang。

niyadenaodongzhengoudade。

“nijuedeshijiushi。”qinhaoyelandejieshi,dandandedao。

linbingwanmeimoubinglengdekanzheqinhao,yanzhongchongmanleshiwang。

zheigenanzi,guoranshitianshengaichiruanfan。

yaoleyaotou,linbingwanqishenchumenqule。

zhiliuxiaweishufenggenqinhao,yipianchenmo。

jifenzhongzhihou,weishufengchuqujielegedianhua,ranhouduizheqinhaoshuo:“zouba,genwoquhenieryitamenchifan。”

qinhaolengleyixia,wendao:“woyequ?”

“feihua。”weishufenghenshinaonudeshuoleyisheng,zhuanshenchumen。

gangcaitaerjieyouzaidianhualishuotadenvxuzenmeyouxiu,erqiehaihuayulianshizheshuotadenvxushigexiazi。

weishufengnaonu,jiuzhijieshuoqinhaobushixiazi。

meixiangdaotaerjietinglezhihou,rangtayidingyaodaizheqinhaoqucanjiajinwandejucan,shuorangqinqimenkankan。

taaobuguo,zhihaotongyile。

zaiweishufengxianqidemuguangzhixia,qinhaoshangletadeche,laidaoleyijiazhuangxiudetinggaojidefandian。

baoxiangliyijingzuozhehaojigerenle,kandaoweishufenggenqinhaodaolai,fenfuxiaozhedazhaohu。

tebieshikanzheqinhao,zhongrenyanzhongdaizhehaoqi。

jingguojieshao,qinhaocaizhidao,zheibaoxianglichuleeryitamenyijia,haiyoudayi、jiujiudeng,quanshiweishufengdeniangjiaren。

liaoleyihuierzhihou,weishufengdedajiewendao:“bingwanni?zenmemeijiantarenlai?bingwankeshiwomenxiaohaizhongzuiyouchuxidele,biyehoujieshoutababadegongsi,bayigekuaiyaopochanledexiaogongsi,fazhandaoxianzaidezhengzhengrishang,guimodouyijingkuodahaojibeile。”

“shia,bingwanzhangdepiaoliang,youyounengli,zhenshitaiyouxiule。”

dajiegangshuowan,baoxianglidebushaorenyefenfendiantouchengzan。

weishufengtingdaozheixiehua,lianshangdaizhenongnongdexiaorong。

shenglelinbingwanshitazheiyibeizizuijiaoaodeshi。

zheishi,tadeerjiepielepiezui,dao:“hehe,zijiyounengliyoushenmeyong?haibushijialegemeiyongdenanren?”

erjiemingweiweishuli,genweishufengnianlingchabuduo,dabandeyehenyaoyan,nongzhuangyanmode。

weishulizheihuayichu,xianchangyipiananjing,erweishufengdexiaolianyeshijiaranerzhi,bianchengleyiliandeyinchen。

wangxiangqinhao,weishufengyanzhongdaizheyisiyane。

weishulihenmanyizheixianchangxiaoguo,neixindeyiyixiao,suihoukanxiangtapangbianyigechuanzhedeti,daizhejinsibianyanjing,poyoujifenzhishifenzidenanzi,xiaodao:“xiaoyu,nihaimeijianguonimeifuba?nimenliangrenshiyixiaba。”

chenyutuiletuiyanjing,zhuanshenwangxiangqinhao,lianshangdaizhewenhedexiaorong,dao:“nihao,wojiaochenyu,shinisanbiaojiedelaogong。”

chenyuyiliandexiaorong,danshiqinhaohaishinengcongtayandishenchuganshoudaoyimodandandegaoao。

taneixinyixiao,ganqingzheishiyaonvxudabipina?

guaibudegangcaieryiyidingyaoqinhaozuozaichenyupangbianni。

tashenchushou,genchenyuwolewoshou,xiaodao:“nihao,wojiaoqinhao。”

chenyuweiweiyixiao,shouhuishou,naqiyikuaixiguachileliangkou,ranhouhenzirandenaqizhijincashou。

kansishizaicaxiguadeshou,qishishizaicagenqinhaowoguoshoudeshou。

“ng,jintianqingdajialaichifanni,zhuyaoshiyouliangjianxishi。”weishulikanzhezhongren,xiaodao:“diyijianshini,jiushixiaoyuyaoshengzhile,zhunbeishitamengongsizaitianhaifengongsidezongjinglile。”

“shenme?zongjinglile?”

“wojidechenyudegongsishishangshigongsiba?guimohenda,zaiquanguogegedifangdouyoufengongsi,meixiangdaochenyujingranzheimekuaijiudangshangfengongsidezongjinglile,zhenshilihaia。”

“chenyubukuishihaiguia,shuli,nizhaolegehaonvxua。”

zhongrenwangxiangweishuli,yanzhongchongmanlexianmu。

weishulihenshixiangshouzheizhongmuguang。

tadenverzaitamenjiazuzhongbingbusuanyouxiu,danshiquezhaolegehaolaogong。

chenyubiyeyumingpaidaxue,ranhouhuodelegongfeichuguoliuxuezige,biyezhihouhuiguo,chengweiyiminghaigui,zaiyijiashangshigongsirenzhi。

duanduanjinianshijianeryi,xianzaijiuyaodangshangfengongsidezongjinglile。

wangxiangweishufeng,tadelianshangdaizhedandandexiaorong,dao:“ai,xiaomei,nikeshiwomenjiajiadezuihaode,danshi……nvxuma,kenenghaishinierjiewojiabijiaohaoyidian。”

yourenshuo,rendeyishengdouzaibijiao。

xiaoshihoubijiaoyifuwanjudexinjiu,daxuebiyehoubijiaogongzuohaohuai,zhongnianzhishi,zeshibijiaoernvdeyouxiuyufou。

weishufengdenverzugouyouxiule,meicitidaolinbingwan,zhongrenkanxiangta,doushiyiliandexianmu。

raner,yitidaotadenvxu,queshiyifubiezhexiaoyideshenqing。

gangcaitingdaozhongduoqinqineimekuazanchenyu,weishufengneixinjiuhenbushufule。

cishiyoutingdaoweishufengdehua,tadelianseyijingquanheiwanle。

wangxiangqinhao,weishufengdeyanzhongchongmanleyaneyunaonu。

ruguobushinizheigechiruanfandenvxu,wonengbeiwodeniangjiarenzheimechaoxiaoma?

“ma,wozheidianchengjisuanshenmea?”zheishi,chenyuwenheyixiao,zhuantouwangxiangqinhao,gankaidao:“qishi,woyoushihoutingxianmuqinhaode,chihebuchou,buxiangwo,youshihoudetiantianjiaban。”

chenyudehuayukansishizaixianmuqinhao,danshihuayuzhongquetouchuqinhaochiruanfandeyisi。

zhongrenyeshifenfenkanxiangqinhao,lianshangdaizhemomingdexiaoyi。