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limiandejiushishenmeyanse？
jiubaoyiliandemengbi，yishibumingbaiqinhaozheihuashishenmeyisi。
“啥？”
“haha……yuanlaizheixiaozishikanyansepeijiua？”
“made，wogangcaichadianxinletazhendehuidiaojiu。”
众人大笑不已。
zhaohuilianshangdaizhenongnongdejifengzhiyi。
wangkaiyishouwuzheetou，yiliandewuyu。
jinwanjiubuyinggaidaizheigelaijiubade。
jiubaolengleleng，erhoumunededao：“lansede。”
“e。”qinhaodianlediantou，ranhoubajiudaojinjiubeili。
zhaohuijiandaoqinhaodejudong，gengjiaquedingtabingbuhuidiaoshenmejiu。
henkuai，qinhaojiubabutongdejiudoudaojinlejiubeili。
suihou，qinhaokaishihuanhuanyaodongqilai。
zhaohuijianzhuang，pielepiezui，yiliandebuxie。
zhongrenyeshiyaoleyaotou，shenzhidoulandekanle。
有谁这样调酒的？
连调酒器都不要？
yifenzhongzhihou，qinhaoshouzhongdejiubeihaishimeiyoubianhua。
“nimade，guoranshi**，diaogepidejiu。”
有人不屑的笑道。
zhaohuiyeshilianshangdaizhedandandechaofengzhiyi。
“**！shenmeqingkuang？”
turan，yidaojinghushengchuanlai，redezhongrenyileng。
zhongrenwangxiangqinhaoshouzhongdejiubei，xiayike，tamenquandoudengdaleyanjing，yifuhuojianguidebiaoqing。
zhijianjiubeizhongdehuanhuanningjuchengleyiduohua。
bu，zhunquedeshuo……shiyigehuaguduo。
buguo，zheihaibushirangrenzuizhenjingde。
jiexialaideyimu，rangzhongrenhuaiyirensheng。
zhijian，qinhaoqingqingyihuangjiubei，huaguduozaizhongrenjingedebiaoqingzhizhong，huanhuan……zhanfang。
yizhayandegongfueryi，yiduolansedemeiguihuapiaofuzaijiubeizhong，chongmanlelangmanyumenghuangan。
“zhei……huaguduohuanhuankaifang？wotemedebushiyanhualeba？”
“嗯？等等！”
turan，yourenjinghuleyisheng，dao：“wozenmehaoxiangwendaolemeiguihuadexiangwei？”
“nibushiyigeren，woyeshi。”
“我也是！”
yigudandandemeiguihuaweizineijiubeizhongsanfachulai，youxiangermiren。
zheirangsuoyourendouyiliandezhenjing。
zhei……zheizhendeshiyibeijiweijiuma？
zhaohuiyiliandejinge，zhengzhengdekanzheqinhaoshouzhongdejiubei。
“buzhi……wozheibeijiuruhe？”
qinhaoduanzhejiubei，laidaozhaohuimianqian，lianshangdaizhedandandexiaorong。
zhaohuiwenyan，lianseyizhenzhanghong，tajuedeshuanglian**lade。
很疼！
tagangcaihaiyizhichaoxiaoqinhaobuhuidiaojiu。
danshixianzai，qinhaobujinhuidiaojiu，erqie……diaochubitagengjiamenghuan，gengjianiubidejiu。
zheirangtagandaoyizhongxiufen，tongshi，yegandaonongnongdeshiluogan。
yinwei……takeshigenzhechangdashixuelesanniancaidiaochuyibei“menghuanzhixin”，changdashidoushuotatianfubucuole。
danshi，zheigexiaobaidiyicilaijiuba，jiudiaochulezheiyangdejingyanjueshidejiu，neime……qibushitiancaile？
qinhaowangzhezhaohui，dandandao：“wogangcaijiushuole，nikeyijiaowoqindashi。”
“wo……wo……”cishitingdaoqinhaodehua，zhaohuiliansezhanghong，zhanglezhangzui，yishijingranbuzhigaishuoshenme。
zheishi，changdashiwangzheqinhao，yilianjidongdedao：“ni……nixuediaojiuduojiule？”
qinhaolengleyixia，dao：“wobushishuodiyicilaijiubalema？zheidiaojiu，woyeshidiyicichangshi。”
“shenme？diyici？”dashilianshangluchuzhenjingdebiaoqing，suihoujidongdao：“xiaohuozi，nizhidaowoshisheiba？woshiwoguodiaojiuxiehuidehuizhang，jinniandeshijiediaojiudasai，haishiwodaiduide，suoyi……woyougebuqiuzhiqing。”
zhaohuitingdaochangdashidehua，neixinyigegedeng。
nandao……laoshiyaorangqinhaoqucanjiabisai？
xiangdaozhei，zhaohuiwangxiangqinhaodeyanshenzhongchongmanlexianmujiduhen。
yaozhidao，tagenlechangdashisannian，erqietianfuyebucuo，danshijinnianhaishimeidequcanjiabisai。
sizhouweiguandezhongren，wangxiangqinhaodeyanshenzhongyedaizhexianmu。
yinweitamengenzhaohuidexiangfayiyang，juedechangdashishirangqinhaoqucanjiabisai。
raner，xiayike，zhongrenjiuzhangdalezuiba。
zhijianchangdashiwangxiangqinhao，lianshangdaizhejidongdebiaoqing，dao：“woxiangbainiweishi，rangnidailingwomenduiqucanjiadasai。”
“shenme？changdashiyaobaitaweishi？”
changdashidehuaruyikejushirengjinlepingjingdehuli，yinqileda-bo-lang。
常大师是谁？
takeshiwoguoxianzaidiyidiaojiudashi，erqiehaishidiaojiuxiehuidehuizhang。
xianzai……jingranyaobaiyigenianqingrenweishi？
“laoshi，nishuoshenme？niyaobaitaweishi？tasuanshenme？tahedeheneng，youshenmezigezuonindelaoshi？”zhaohuituranshenqingjidong，jimangshuodao。
qinhaoruguochengletalaoshidelaoshi，neitaqibushi……chengleqinhaodetusunle？
“hunzhangdongxi！”changdashiwenyan，lianshangdaizhenuqi，zhizheqinhaoshouzhongdejiubei，dao：“qinhaonengdiaochuzheiyangdejiu，ninengma？”
zhaohuilianseyizhenzhanghong，zhanglezhangzui，zuihoudao：“tazhishijiaoxingbale，rangtazaidiaoyibei，takendingdiaobuchu。”
“laoshi，nibunengbaitaweishia，buranwoqibushichengletadetusunle？erqieqitashixiongdiyebuhuitongyide。”
“**dongxi！”changdashiyiliandedanu，dao：“wozuoshihaixuyaonilaizhidao？”
“nisuanshenmedongxi？nizhishiwodeyigejimingxueshengbale。”
“pingshikuani，shiweilegulinibale，nihaizhenyiweinishitiancai？”
“sannianle，cainengdiaochumenghuanzhixin，jingranjiupaolaijiubadese？”
“yihou……nibuzaishiwochangjunpeidexueshengle。”
“shenme？”zhaohuitinglechangdashidehua，lianseyihuang，jimangdao：“laoshi，nibiea。”
takehaixiangzhegenchangdashiduoxueyixiediaojiujishuni。
“nizouba，yihoubuyongzailaizhaowole。”changdashihenshijianjuededao。
zhaohuiwenyan，lianseyibai，hunshentanruan，yanshenyinlengdekanleqinhaoyiyan，suijizhuanshenlikaile。
zhaohuilikaizhihou，changdashiwangzheqinhao，lianshangdaizheqidai，dao：“qindashi，nikaolvderuhe？”
什么？
changdashijingranjiaoqinhaoweidashi？
zhongrenquandouyileng，buguo，yixiangdaoqinhaonengdiaochuneimeshenqidejiu，tamenyejuedequeshidandeqi“dashi”erzi。
“秦大师！”
“秦大师！”
xianchangbuzhisheituranhanleyisheng，suihou，zhongrenquandougenzhehanleqilai。
gangcai，tamendouchaoxiaoqinhao，danshi，neizhishizuoweilurendewuliaoweiguanbale。
xianzai，tamenshiyouzhongdehanqinhaoweidashide。
qinhaokanzhechangdashi，xiaolexiao，dao：“changdashi，wodediaojiufangfa，nixuebulai。”
“e……”zhongrenquandoulengzhule，sihumeixiangdaoqinhaojingranhuijujue。
tongshi，tamenyeshiyiliandezhenjing。
nidefangfa，changdashixuebulai？
gemen，nizheibizhuangde……guole！
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