第6章 这就是海龟的智商?

lvbaobaodejiaoluoli,youzhejigexiaoxiaodezimu:

madeinchina!

wangzhezheijigezimu,chenyuganjuenaohaiyipiankongbai,yanshendaizhi。

“bushishuozheikuanbaobaohaimeizaiguoneishangshima?”

“假货呗。”

“turanxiangdaolequriguomaimatonggaidedama。”

“bu!renjiadamazhishaozairiguomailegezhenmatong,tazheishihualeqian,youmailegejiabaoa。”

zhongrenwangzhechenyu,lianshangbiezhexiao。

“bukeneng,bukeneng!”

chenyushenqingdaizhi,nannanziyu。

zijirangrencongmiguodaihuilaidebaobao。

zenmejiubianchengjiahuoleni?

xiangdaozhei,tajiuxintongwubi。

jiashangrenqingfei,yigongsishiwana,jingranmailegejiahuo!

qinhaoyaotouyixiao,dao:“renshaqianduobei。”

dunledun,qinhaokanxiangta,dandandao:“kanlaihaiguiyebuzenmeyangma?e,duile,tingshuohenduorensuoweideliuxue,qishizhishiquguowaiburuliudeyejidaxueeryi,nigaibuhuiyeshizheiyangdeba?”

qinhaodehua,rutongyibalijianbancijintadexinzang,rangtabiequwubi。

chenyuliansezhanghong,tajuedezhenshidiurenwubi。

weishuliyeshigandaoshuanglian**lade。

zijidenvxuyigonghualesishiwanmaiyigejiabao,jinwanhuiquzhihou,zheijianshikendingchuanbianlezhenggepengyouquan。

daoshihou,tajiuchenglexiaohua。

weishufengcishihaiyiliandecuoe,tameixiangdaochenyumaidebaobaojingranzhenshijiahuo。

kandaoweishulineiyinchendebiaoqing,taneixinyizhenshushuangqilai。

banxiangzhihou,weishulicaituntuntutudao:“xiaoyusuiran……suiranmaidaolejiabao,danshitaxiaojingwodeneifenxinyishizhende。”

“ng,shulishuodeyedui。”

bushaorenyefenfendiantou,buguo,weishulihaishinengcongtamendebiaoqingzhongkandaobiezhedexiaoyi。

zheirangtaneixinfennuwubi,wangxiangqinhao,yanzhongchongmanlebushan。

ruguobushizheigeruanfanwang,wogenchenyuyouzenmehuidiurenni?

henkuai,fancaijiushanglaile,buguoyinweigangcaizhishi,baoxiangyemeiyouneimehuoyuele,faneryoudianchenji。

“duile,ergu,nigangcaibushishuoyouliangjianxishima?diyijianshijiefushengzhile,neidierjianni?”zheishi,yourenwendao。

weishuliwenyan,anmaleyiju:duie,chadianwangle。

tatingxiakuaizi,kanzhezhongren,xiaodao:“qishi,dierjianshiqingyegenxiaoyuyouguan,xiaoyuzaishengtianmingchengmaileyitaofang。”

“什么?买房了?”

“shengtianmingcheng?neilidefangjiahaoxiangjunjiasanwanyishangba?”

weishuligangshuowan,zhongrenjiujinghuleqilai,yanzhongdaizhebuganzhixindebiaoqing。

shengtianmingchengweichuhuangjindiduan,ditiekoufujin,yiyuan、chaoshi、xuexiaodengdeng,doushifenqiquan。

erqiexiaoqupeitaosheshishifenhao,youtingchechang、jianshenfang,shenzhihaiyouyouyongchi。

shengtianmingchengsuiranbushibieshu,danshibiyibandebieshuhaiyaohao。

“maideshiduoshaopingmia?”yourenwendao。

weishulixiaolexiao,dao:“yemeiduoda,sifangliangting,yibaipingeryi。”

一百平?

neiqibushisanbaiwanyishang?

zhongrenhunshenyizhen,wangxiangchenyu,yanzhongdaizhedebuzaishixinshang,ershichongmanlejingweizhiqing。

“dajiabiexianmu,daikuanmaideeryi,fangnua。”

chenyubailebaishou,yuqizhongfangfochongmanlewunai,danshizhongrenhaishicongtalianshangkandaoledandandeaoran。

zheishideta,youconggangcaidejiabaoshijianzhongchulaile,huanshangleaorandeshenqing。

“tingshuoshengtianmingchengzaojiumaiwanle,jiefuzenmehainengmaidaoa?”erjiedenverhaoqiwendao。

chenyuxiaolexiao,dao:“woyigepengyoushizuofangdichande,zaishengtianmingchengrenshiyouren,ganghaoyourenxiangzhuanshou,jiugenwoshuole。”

zhongrenwenyan,yifuhuangrandawudebiaoqing,chengzandao:“chenyuzhenshirenmaiguangdaa。”

“dengzhuangxiuhao,yidingrangwomenqukankana,kankangaodangxiaoqushishenmeyangde。”

有人哈哈笑道。

“yidingyiding,daoshihouqingdajialaiwomenjiazuoke。”weishulilianshangdaizhenongnongdexiaorong。

shuozhe,tawangxiangqinhao,xiaodao:“buzhixiaohaoduinijiefumaizheifangyoushenmekanfani?zheixiabuhuishijiafangleba?”

gangcaiqinhaorangtadiujinlelianmian,taxianzaiyaozhaohuilai。

qinhaoxiaolexiao,dao:“qingwen,yaochinadaolema?”

“zheishibierenzhuanrangde,gangjiaoleshoufukuan,yijingqianlehetongle,buguoyaochidedenghuzhuhuilaixian。”weishulihuidadao。

qinhaoqingminyikoucha,lianshangdaizhemomingdexiaoyi,dandandao:“neihaishidengnadaoyaochizaishuoba,buran……daoshihoushuobudingyoushenmejiufenni。”

weishulibuxiededao:“nengyoushenmejiufen?”

zhongrenyeshifenfenyaotou,juedeqinhaoyijingshiwuhuakeshuole。

weishufenggangcaixinqinghaitinghaode,xianzaitingchenyumaifangle,xinqinglimayoubushufuleqilai。

zheishi,chenyudeshoujixiangle,tanachulaiyikan,lianseyixi。

“sheidedianhua?”weishuliwendao。

“ligede。”chenyujietongdianhua,xiaodao:“ligea,dadianhuajiwoyoushenmeshia?shibushiqunayaochideshia?”

turan,chenyuzhijiezhanleqilai,lianseyibian,jiaojidao:

“shenme?nishuoshenme?”

“lige,nixianbieguadianhuaa,nijiwoshuoqingchu!”

“xiaoyu,shenmeshi?”weishulijiandaochenyuzheibiaoqing,jinzhangwendao。

chenyuliansecangbai,hunshenwuli,tanzuozaiyizishang,youqiwulidedao:“ligeshuo……ligeshuowomenneifangziyouwenti,fangzhutongshimaijileliangren,erqie……fangzhuxianzaipaolule,zhaobudaorenle。”

“a?”weishulilianseyihuang,jiaojidao:“neixianzaizenmeshuo?”

chenyubeikaoyizi,shuangmuwushen,nannanziyu,dao:“buzhidao,wobuzhidao,yaoqinglvshidaguansi,erqie……womendeqianhaibuzhidaonengbunengzhuidehui。”

“shenme?”weishuliwenyan,hunshenyizhan,yediezuozaidishang,lianseshunjiancangbai。

“这……”

baoxianglidezhongrenyeshiyiliandecuoe。

bushiba?yudaopianzile?

suihou,zhongrenwangxiangqinhao,lianshangdaizheguguaizhiqing。

maosiqinhaogangcaishuole……chenyuneifangzikenengyoujiufen?

现在……

weishulikandaozhongrendemuguang,yexiangdaoleqinhaogangcaidehua,biaoqingzhengning,damadao:“qinhao,nigewuyazui,douguaini,nijiushijianbudewomenhao!”

qinhaomeixiangdaozheigeweishulijingranbaqisadaotatoushanglaile,yushi,talengxiaoyisheng,dao:“pengyoushichenyude,qianshinimenzijijiaode,guanwoshenmeshi?”

weishuliyizhenyusai,zuihounudao:“qinhao,nibietaidesele!chenyujiusuanzaizenmeyang,yebinizheigechiruan,wonangfeideshangmennvxuqiang!”

jintianqingdajialaichifan,benlaishiweilehaohaodesedesede,meixiangdaozijidenvxuxianshimaibaobeipian,xianzaimaifangyebeipian,weishuliyijingqideyaozhale。

qinhaopieletayiyan,dandandao:“tuorenmaibaobeipian,tuorenmaifangbeipian,qingwen,zenmebiwoqiang?”

“zheijiushihaiguidezhishang?”