第1章 窝囊女婿

“linchen!rangniguolaijiegezhang,zenmetuolezheimejiucailai?”

rongcheng,yijiagaodangcantingdebaojiannei,suyuhankanzhecongcongerlaidelinchen,mianseyinchen。

“zuojiawudanwuleyihuiershijian。”

linchenhaowubiaoqingdeshuodao。

“ai,yuhan,zheinandaojiushinimensujiadamingdingdingdeshangmennvxulinchendashaoyema?”

“pingshihenshaoyourenkandaota,mofeitayizhizaijiazuojiawume?”

“neizhenshitaiwonangle!”

tongzhuodejirenduizhelinchenzhizhidiandian,suyuhanmianseqingbaijiaoti,peixiaodao:

“zhenshibuhaoyisi,rangdajiakanxiaohuale,jintianganxiewangtianhaowangzongnengshangguangyiqichifan,zheidunfanwoqingle,xiwangwomenhezuoshunli!”

“hezuodeshiqinghaoshuo。”

wangzongzhuanlezhuanjiubei,raoyouxingzhidekanlelinchenyiyan,shuodao:

“dangchutingshuosujiazhaolegeshangmennvxu,wohaibuxin,kanlaiqueyouqishia,yuhan,woduiniyuelaiyueganxingqule。”

“ai,xiaoziniguolaiyixia。”

wangzongduilinchenzhaolezhaoshou。

linchenmubuxieshi,kanlesuyuhanyiyan,zhijiansuyuhanditouchenmobuyu,tabianzoudaogenqian,budaifawen,jiujianwangzongjiangyizhangbaiyuanchaopiaosaidaozijishouli,shuodao:

“zheiyibaikuaiqianjini,quyaofangjiwomaiyihedongxi,nannvzhijianyongde,nidongde!shengxiadeqianjiudangshijinidexiaofeile!”

“.....”

linchenzhoumei,jiujianpangbiandesuyuhanhunshenjiangying,liansecangbai,kelianshanghaishiguazhewulidexiaorong。

“ainimenkan,wangzongjitaxiaofei,tajuranshoule!”

“wonangnvxuma,kendingshenshangmeiqianla,zheiyibaikuaipashigoutahuayixingqidele!”

“ai,woyaoshita,gancuizhaoyiduqiangzhuangsidele。”

“bushuotale,lailailai,hejiuhejiu!”

wangzongnaqiyibeijiu,duizhesuyuhanxiaodao:

“suxiaojie,zhuwomenhezuoyukuai!”

suyuhanwunai,zhidenaqijiubeigenwangzongheleyige。

“ai,neigewonangnvxu,nikeyizoule,biezaizheiliaiyan!”

“jiushijiushi,daihuichiwanwomenhaidequkgeni!”

linchenbuweisuodong,kanlesuyuhanyiyan,jiuzheimetuichulefangjian。

shoulizhuanzhewangzongjideyibaikuaiqian,linchenxinzhongbuyoudelengxiao。

rangzijimaiyigenannvzhijianyongdedaodedongxi?

xinbuxinlaozijinimaiyizuozhongfuzengyizhiguhuihe?

dangnianzijishifuyebuzhidaoshichouleshenmefeng,buguoshitouheletazhenzangdeyitanjiu,zijitangtangguigumenshouxiwushen,jingranbeianpaidaozheili,zuoleyigeshangmennvxu。

haiyongshenmemimirenwulaitangsaiziji,fenmingjiushijiekou。

“suanla,haishijixuwowonangnvxuderensheba!renwuyaoshishibaile,zuishaowunianjianjin,haiburushalewo!”

duiyulinchenlaishuo,zheigerenwusuiranmeiyoushenmeweixian,dannandujueduishitaconglaimeiyoutiyanguode,anzhaoneigelaobusidehuashuo,zheijiaohongchenlianxin。

“liannilaomudexin,rangnilaorenjialaitiyanjitianshishi,bujiniqidexingengzhongfengnaoyixue,wolinzifanzhexie!”

linchenyibiansuisuinian,yibianxunzhaozhouweideyaofang。

jiuzaizheishi,yiliangbinlitianyuejichierlai,mengdijichatingzailinchenpangbian,chemendakai,xialaijigexizhuanggelvdenanzi,chongzhelinchenjiushijiushidujugong。

“shaoye,laoyeyouling,rangnijinkuaihuiqu!”

linchenpieletamenyiyan,touyebuhui:“nishisheiya,woburenshinimen!”

“shaoyebienao,zheishilaoyedeqinbishouyu!”

linchenjieguolaikanlejiyan,yemeishuoyaozijihuiquganshenme,suoxingsuishouxinglebiti,wanglajitongliyidiu,shuodao:

“zenme,laoyeziyaosia?”

“laoyeshuoyoushifenzhongyaodeshigenninshangyi!”

“十分重要的事?”

linchenlengxiaoyisheng:“nimenhuiqugaosuta,zheigerenwumeiyouwancheng,woshibuhuihuiqude,tazhidaode,woyouqiangpozheng!”

“shaoye,zhei...laoyeshuowubiyaobanindaihuilai,zhiyaohuiqu,shenmeshidouhaoshuo。”

“什么事都好说?”

“laoyedequeshizheimeshuode。”

“neinimenhuiqugaosuta,rangtaguolaidangjitianwonangnvxu,wojiugennimenhuiqu。”

“....”

“ai...shaoyenideng...”

jirenhaixiangshuoxieshenme,huranyanqianyihua,nahaiyoulinchendeshenying?

“qiangge,zenmeban?shaoyebukenhuiqua!”

“ai,hainengzenmeban,huiqurushibingbaoba。”

linchenbeizheshou,zaijieshangmanwumudedeyoudang,lianshanghaiguazheyisilengxiao。

“anzhaolaobusideniaoxing,yidangentamenhuiqule,jueduiyaobeianpai。”

“taneimeduotudi,pianpianrangwolaidangwonangnvxu!yaoshihuiqule,shuobudinghuiyougengcanderenwudengzhewo,jueduibunenghuiqu!”

zouzhezouzhe,kandaolubianyijiayaofang,gangdasuanjinqu,linchentingzhulejiaobu。

“budui,ruguoneigelaowangbazhendelvlewo,sujiajiuyouliyourangwogensuyuhanlihunle,zheixiarenwubiranhuishibaia!”

lvbulvbuyaojin,fanzhengshijiaosebanyan,taduisuyuhanyemeiyoushenmeganqing,danrenwushibaikejiumeineimejiandanle,wunianjianjina!

xiangdaozheilinchenmengdizhuanshen,chaosuyuhantamenchanggedektvzouqu。

cishi,aichangktvbaoxiangnei,suyuhanzhenggenwangzonghechangyishouqingge,yibianbaochiweixiao,yibianduobiyaojiankaiyoudexianzhushou。

yiquchangwan,wangtianhaoxianranshiyouxiebunaifanle,shilegeyanshen,qiyuderenfenfenyimaipijiuxiaochiweijiekou,quanbuzoulechuqu。

baoxiangneibianzhishengxiawangtianhaohesuyuhanlianggerenle。

“yuhan,zhiyaonipeiwoyiwan,zheisanbaiwandehetongzanmenjiuqianle。”

wangtianhaolouzhesuyuhandeyao,qishenershangdao:

“erqie,jinhouzanmenhainengyougengduodehezuo。”

“wangzong,shengyiguishengyi,qingninzizhong!”

suyuhanyaoyalianlianshanduo。

“heihei,wohaijiupianbuzizhongle,fanzhengnigenneigewonangfeiyoumingwushi,kendingyayidehenba,nifangxin,zaizheilinijiaopohoulongyebuhuiyourentingdaode。”

wangtianhaoshuozhe,jiuwangsuyuhanshenshangpuqu。

“呀!你别过来!”

suyuhanjingshengjianjiao,xinzhongwanfenhouhui,nandaoyaoweilezheisanbaiwandehetongshiquzijibaoguidechuci?zaishuozheiqianyeluobudaozijikoudailia!

“jiuminga,sheilaijiujiuwo!”

ranerktvbaofanggeyinneishixiangdanghao,zijijiuxiangshidaizaidegaoyangyiban,zhengbeiwangtianhaozheizhielangyidiandianchidiao。

suyuhanyouxiejuewangle,xinzhongmomingdefuxianchulinchendeshenying,zheijiahuowanyizhenqujiwangtianhaomaidongxile,shuobudingdaihuijinlaideshihou,nengjiuzijini?

henkuai,tajiudaxiaolezheigeniantou,linchenneiyangdewonangfei,zenmekenengyoudanziduiwangtianhaochushouni?

jiuzaisuyuhanjiuyaoshishoudeshihou,baofanglidedenghuranximiele,xianruyipianqihei。

suihoushiyizhenqingweidekaimensheng。

suyuhanxinzhongyijing,guishishenchadexiaoshengdao:“linchen?”

“shiyuhandeqinqiba,dongxifangzaizhuozishangjiuxingle,shengxiadeqianniquchidiandongxi,biedaraowomenchangge!”

wangtianhaodeshengyinrangsuyuhanxinyichen,ananqidaolinchenbuyaoneimesong,haodaikaidengkankanqingkuanga!

kexi,huiyingtadeshiyizhenchenmo。

suyuhangangdasuanchenzhekaimendahujiuming,huranshenshangyiqing,suihoubianshipengpengjishengmenxiang。

jinjiezhe,menbeiguanshang,dengyeliangleqilai。

suyuhanganjinjiangyifuchuanhao,gangqishen,biankandaowangtianhaoyishanbuzhengdedaozaidishangyunleguoqu,lianshangyinzheyidaoshenshendexieyin,bilianggudoujichuaiduanle,haizhanzhebushaowuzi。

“这是怎么回事?”

suyuhanxinzangpengpengzhitiao,laibujiduoxiang,naqibaocongconglikailebaoxiang。

yiluxiaopaochulektv,jiujianlinchenzhengdunzaiqiangjiaochouyan,suyuhanqijiubudayichulai,zouguoquchuailetayijiao,nudao:

“linchen,nigewonangfeizaizheiganshenmeni?!”

“dengzhejienihuijiaa。”

linchenhaobuzaiyideqiamieyantou,taochuyaochianleyixia,buyuanchudediandongchedunshifachuhuankuaidejiaosheng。

“走,回家!”

suyuhanxinshenweiding,naganjiuliu,zhixiangzhekuaidianhuijiatianshishangkou。

“yi?nimenzheimekuaijiuchangwanlema?”

林辰明知故问。

“niguandezhema!kuaidaiwohuijia!”

“哦。”

linchenshuliandeqilaidiandongche,suyuhanyeguanbuleneimeduole,xianqiqunzijiuzuoleshangqu,linchenmengyiningba,diandongchehuanmandechaoqianfangshiqu。

lengfengfumian,suyuhanshaoweipingjinglexie,huranfaxianzijizuozaidiandongchehoumian,genlinchenkaoderucizhijin,shenzhinengwendaotashenshangdandandexiangyanweidao。

suyuhanbujinshengchuyisihuangtangdexiangfa,gangcainandaoshi...linchenjiuleziji?

bukeneng,bukeneng,zheijiahuoneimesong,zenmeganchushoudaren?chufeimuzhudounengshangshu!

xiangdaojintianwanshangfashengdeshi,suyuhanxinzhongyizhenkuse,haozaishimeiyourangwangtianhaodianwuleziji,kezheisanbaiwandedingdantiedingshipaotangle,gongsineibianhaibuzhidaoyaozenmejiaodai。