第1章 崩了你!

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“buzuole,keyitigongcheshangfuwume?”

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“meiwenti,zanmenzouba,chelaijiewole。”

nvrenlenglexia,shunzhenanzidemuguangkanqu,dunshishuangyanfangguang:“shuai…shuaige,laijienideshineiliangwushiduowandebenchi·meisaidesi?”

“jiemen,nigaocuole。”

yehuanzuijiaolieqi,zhixiangyipang:“woshuodeshineiliang,zenmeyang,xingme?”

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叶涣叹了口气。

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简直离谱!

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今天竟有如此福气?

xiangdaozhei,shanjiluchuleweisuodexiaorong。

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“啊!”

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“gemen,zheinvrenshiwoxiankanshangde,fanshidoudejianggexianlaihoudaoba。”yehuanyilianbuman,batangyaotuixianglizuohoulanzhuletadejiantou。

shanjilenglexia,lengxiaodao:“genwojiangxianlaihoudao,niqueding?”

说罢,他挥了挥手。

wugenanrencongchengkezhongzhanleqilai,jietaochushouqiang。

qingkezhijian,binglengdeqiangkou,qiqiduizhunleyehuandenaodai…