龙虎山，白桦湾村。
bangwanshifen，baihuajiamenqianluluxuxujujileyiqunlaotouer、laotaitai、liushoufunv、liushouertong，cunzhurenyezai。
“zazheimeduoren？liancunzhangyelaile。”
baimupieleyiyanlinjudama，“nigedalaba，zaoshanglaiwojiadajiangyou，bushishuohaole，buchuquluanshuodema？”
damashanshanyixiao：“bushiwoshuode，wozhijiershenjiangguo，ershendayingbaomide，meixiangdaotayoubaxiaoxichuanlechuqu。”
“算了。”
baimubiaomianmaiyuanlinju，qishibabudecunlidexiangqinmendoulaikankan，laideguikenaishijingquangongzhu，suiranbushierzidenvpengyou，queyeshizhidejiaoaodeyijianshi。
“woxianhuiwushaocaile，bangwodingzhedianer，kerendaolejiaowo。”
白母前脚刚回厨房。
zhijianliangdaochedengguangmangcongmanshuiqiaofangxiangsheleguolai。
zhengzaidanaodexiaopengyoumenpaoguoqukanxiqi。
“哇！大奔！”
“wozhidaozheikuanche！wozaiwoyeyedeshoujiduanshipinshangshuadaoguo！chaogui！haojibaiwanni！”
哇哦~
好热闹~
pibeideguanshangjundunshiqingxingxuduo，anxiachechuangxiangxiaopengyoumenhuihuishou：“halou~，xiaoxinyo~”
“qiguai…wojiamenkouzenmejuzheimeduoren？zheijingxiangzhiyouzaiguonianqijiancaiyou。”baihuanannanziyu。
guanshangjunyangqizuijiao：“shima？buhuishiyingjiewodeba？duile，biezaijiaowoguanzong，xianzaishizainijia，bushizaigongsi。”
“那叫你什么？”
“guanjiejie、junjunjie、jiejie，douxinga~”
“haijiejie？rouma，wojiaobuchukou。”
“siyanger，neijiujiaoshangjunba，womeibinidaduoshao。”
“行吧~”
baihuajiangbenchidagkaidaojiamenkou。
xiaopengyoumenweizhebenchicheaoaojiao。
laotouer、laotaitai、liushoufunvmentoulaihaoqidemuguang。
chulecunzhuren，meirenzhidaolaizhedeshenfen，xianlingdaoteyijiaodaiguo，buyaosichuxuanyangguanshangjundeshenfen。
“zhuren、liuye、lishen、saozi，haojiubujiana。”
baihuakaimenxiache，congkoudailitaochuhuazi，jidayemenfayan。
tapingshibuchouyan，danmeicihuijiahuibeishangjibao，pengjianzhangbeidishangyizhi。
“baihuahuilaile，zheishinimaideche？”
大爷接过香烟。
啪嗒！
baihuabangmangdianyan：“bushi，zheiwoling…pengyoude。”
“o，nvpengyoudecheshiba？tingshuonidailenvpengyouhuilai，haishijingchengdajiaguixiu，haizizhenjiwomenbaihuawanzhanglian。”
**！
谁说是我女朋友？？
baihuawenyanyizheng，zhengyujieshi，zhitinglaomadedasangmenchuanlai：“xiaoguanlaileshibushi？kuairangrangkuairangrang！youshiyuanyingyoushiyuanying！”
“阿姨好~”
guanshangjuncongfujiashixiachedeyichanei。
cunminmenyanjingyiliang，tongshiwaleyisheng，shunjianyinqixuanhua。
“wodilaotianyeya！baihuadenvpengyouzheimemei？？”
“muceshengaoshaoshuo170cm！shencaigaotiao、qizhigaogui、pifubaixi、wuguanjingzhi，taijingyanleba！”
“tianxianxiafan！binvmingxingdoupiaoliang！”
“bukuishijingchenglaidedahurenjia，kaiyanle！”
“laobaijiadezufenzhenshimaoheiyanle！”
zheixieyimeizhicichuandaoguanshangjunerduoli，xinzhonganshuangbuyi，suishuoyinqilewuhui，taquebingbuzaiyi。
“andinianglei！wozhikanguonidezhaopianheshipin，jintianhaishidiyicixianshizhongjiandaoni，nibizhaopianheshipinshanggengmei！”
baimujinjindiwozhuguanshangjundeshou，jidongdeyachidazhan。
“ha~，xiexieayikuajiang，jinintianmafanle~”
guanshangjundiyicijianbaimu，yutaxiangxiangzhongdexingxiangchabuduo，gen《gongfu》zhongdebaozupoyoujifenshensi。
“不麻烦不麻烦！”
baimuhuitouhandao：“wataba！xiaoguanlaile！kuaichulaiyingke！”
zhengzaichufangshaocaidebaifu，jiangcaishengrupanzhong，jicongcongganchulai，yeyenainaiyijingdaolemenkou。
baifupifuyouhei，liuzhexiaopingtou，biaozhundenongcunzhongnianhanzixingxiang。
yijiarenweizheguanshangjunxuhanwennuan，reqingderangguanshangjunxinlinuannuande，zaidachengshishenghuojiule，hennantihuidaozheizhongzhipodereqing。
“zouzouzou，kuaijinwukuaijinwu~”
白母伸手邀请。
“阿姨稍等~”
guanshangjunrangbaihuadakaihoubeixiang。
“a？zheixieshijiwodaide？”
baihuaanzhaotadefenfubanxialiangxiangmaotai。
“shenmejiaojinidaide？neishijishushude。”
guanshangjunbangmangtichuyixiang“hetianxiazunxiang”xiangyan。
yijijinjunmeichaye、lvbaobao、jiangnansijin、laonianbaojianpin、jinkoushuiguodengliwu。
baihuaculvegusuanleyixia，zheixieliwujiaqilai，jiazhichaoshiwan，yishijianyouxiehuanghu，jingrangtachanshenglecuojue，zheijiejiebuhuianlianwoba？
“shushu、ayi、yeye、nainai，laidecangcu，yemeizhunbeishenmeliwu，zheixieshiwodeyidianxiaoxinyi。”
guanshangjunfengshangchayehebaobao。
baihuajiashikaixiaomaipude，baifubaimuburenshilv，quezhidaomaotaijiuyijihetianxiaxiangyan，liangkouzidunshibeihedaole。
“shibudeshibude，zheiliwutaiguizhongle，ayiheshushubunengshou。”
在白母推辞的时候。
weiguandexiangqinmenzaicihuaran。
“wotian！nimenkandaolema？maotaia！liangxiangni！”
“yixiangmaotaiduoshaoqian？”
“wobudong，guoniantingwolaogongjiangguo，haoxiangfenxilie，yipingshenmefeitianyaoliangsanqianba，yixiang6ping，nizijisuanba。”
“wodimaya！zheimegui？？”
“gengguideshineigelihe！kandaohezishangdebiaozhilema？lv！shechipin！kanqilaiyinggaishigebao！”
“lvbao？duoshaoqian？”
“fenkuanshi，congyiwanduodaoshijiwanba。”
“kekeke…baihuanvpengyoushenmelaitoua？？”
“buqingchu…ganjueyoudianyanshu…haoxiangzaiwangshangjianguo……”
tingdaozheixieliushoufunvdeqieqiesiyu。
baimuyoubeihedaole，yigebaoshangwankuai？zheizheizhei……
shuangfangtuilairangqu，baimusihuobukenshou。
baihuachumiandapojiangju：“xinglema，kaileyitianche，womendouleile，xianchifanba。”
“那好吧。”
baimujiancunzhurenzai，qiaoqiaojibaifushigeyanse，shiyitayaoqingyixia，baifuzhaozuo。
cunzhurenbaibaishou：“wochiguole，nimenchiba。”
“laibazhuren，biekeqi，womenganghaoyoushiqingzhaoniliaoliao。”
baihuaxiangjianyizuonongjiadayuan，guanyuzhaijidi，tayaozhaocunzhurenwenwenzhengce，yijiguanshangjunkaochanongyexingqing，douxuyaocunzhurenbangmang。
“xingba。”cunzhurenbuzaituici，genzhebaijiarenjinleyuanzi。
cunminmenjuzaimenkoumeiyouyaozoudeyisi。
“zheishibenchicheba？fangfangzhengzheng，henweifengma。”
“dangranweifengle，jiazhijibaiwanni。”
“jibaiwan？？zhendejiade？？”
“buxinwoxianzaijiushangwangjinichacha。”
“baihuadenvpengyoujiadaodizuoshenmede？jingranyouqiandaozheizhongdibu？”