鈤你仙人！
luozirenbuzhuzaixinzhongbaolejucukou！
benyiweishiyudaoledatuhao，meixiangdaoqueshigetiegongji！
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你妹！
bashijiupingfangsuanshidasanshime？
“baoqian，wozhimaifangbumaishen！”
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tingdaozheili，yuanbenjiuyoumaibieshudasuandejiangfengzhijiedongxinle！
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……
zailiufangdedailingxia，jiangfengjiangqihaobieshuzhuanleyigebian，zheicaimanyidedianlediantou！
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“meinv，meiyoubiedeyouhuileme？”
kanzhefangzi，jiangfengbuzhikefoudeshuodao！
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shuodaozheili，liufanghuranyanzhuziyizhuan，diaoxiaodao：
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“hao！jiranzheiyang，neimewoyaole！”jiangfengdiandiantou，dao。
“nishuoshenme？”
liufangxiaozuiweizhang，xiaolianshashikeaidekanzhejiangfeng，fangfobuxiangxinjiangfenggangcaisuoshuodehuayiban！
他，真的要买？
“sunjingli！woyoule！woyoule！xixi……”
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tingzheliufangdehua，sundashengliansenankan！
你有了？
caiqulebudaobangexiaoshi，nijiuyoule？
xiaoguniangjiajiade，buzhidaohaisao！
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e……
刘芳直接懵了！
“wobushi，wozhishi……”
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chenlaobanweiweiyileng，dashengshuodao：
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shuowanzhihou，chenlaobanhaibumanderangrangdao：
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艹！
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……
ganggangzoujinshouloubudejiangfengweiweiyileng！
meixiangdaoyihuilaijiunengkandaozheimeyichuhaoxi！
haizhenshi，buxucixinga！
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shuodaozheili，jiangfengkanzhehaizaifadaideliufangshuodao：
“hailengzheganshenme？nadanziqua！”
“a？e！haode，qingshaodeng！”
budayihui，liufangjiunachuledanzihegoufanghetong，xiayishidewendao：
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budengliufangshuowan，jiangfengzhijiedaduanliufangdehuashuodao：
“quankuan！”
“shenme？”
liufangweiweiyileng，bukezhixindekanzhejiangfeng！
kanzhezhenjingdeliufang，xieedexiaoxinqingdedaoyichangmanzudejiangfengzhuangmozuoyangdetanlekouqishuodao：
“woshuo，quankuan！yiqianwubaibashiwan，yicixingfuqing！”
……
什么？
yuanbenhaizaizhunbeibangsundashengshuojijuhua，jiangchenlaobanhongchuqudeluozitingdaoliufanghejiangfengdehua，lianmangpaoguolai！
kanzheliufangshouzhongdedanzi，yuqiguaiguaideshuodao：
“you！zuoxihaizuoquantaoa！buzhidaoyinxingcunkuandexiaoshudianqiandeweishuyoumeiyouxiaoshudianhoudeweishuduoni！”