第2章：差点被轻薄
ruanzhengnanxintouyidong，fangfoyinzhengleshenme，weiweifangxiaxinlai。jingrancoujinlexie，dapolelishudejuli。
weiyanhunshenyijin，jiukandaoruanzhengnanjingrantaishoubangtazhengliyiling，shengyinwenroudeshuodao：“weiguniangshenbiandeshinvni？”
weiyanganjuetoupifasu，mengdituihouyibu，lakailejuli，“haoxiangtingjianxingerzaijiaowo，woxianzoule。”
weiyangangyizhuanshen，ruanzhengnanjingranyibalazhuletadeshou，haixiangbatabaozaihuaili。
“weiguniang，nimashangjiuyaojiajiwole，yihouwojiushinidefujun，nizhidaofujunshishenmema？jiushizhiyouwoyigerennengpengni。”
weiyanhuangmangsixiakankan，querenmeiyourenkandao，tazhouqimei。
ruanzhengnanfajuetameifankang，xinligengshihuanxi，lanyaobaozhuweiyan，zuibayecouleshanglai，“fanzhengchizaodouyaozuofuqi，buruxianlejieyixia？”
weiyanzhangkaizui，mengdiyaozaitageboshang。
ruanzhengnandajiaoyisheng，zheicaisongkaita，wanghoutuilejibu，zaitaiqitou，lianshangchongmanlenuqi，zaimeiyoubanfenwenwenerya，“weiyan，niguoranshisha，jingganyaowo？”
weiyanxinzhongpengpengzhitiao，caizhidaoruanzhengnanbingfeikanqilaineiyangshizhengrenjunzi，huranxingwuruanjiaguiguisuisuibatalalaifushangshizuoshenme，zhipashiyaorangzheiruanzhengnanlianhongdaipian。
daoshihouzongrandiediechumian，zijiyigeshanv，benjiujiabuchuqude，zaibeihuilemingsheng，bujiayedejiale。
weiyanhaibuzhidaoruanzhengnanpingridouganxieshenmegoudang，zhizhidaoyanqianzheigerenrenpindingranshibuxingde。
weiyanlianlianhoutuijibu，yanwangpangbianyimiao，jiandaoyibanrengaodeshuitang，xinsiyidong，zhuantouyingshangruanzhengnan。
“haoguniang，jiuzhidaonibushade，guaiguaigenlewo，zuoworuanjiadezhengtouniangzi，haoguoyihoujirenzuoqiebushi？”
ruanzhengnanjiantazhuantou，haiyiweitagaibianlexinyi，manlianweishandehuxiao，chaotapuleguoqu。
weiyantoupiyima，mengdifeiqiyijiao，zhengzhengdangdangchuaizairuanzhengnankuaxia，yidaocanjuerenhuandecanjiaochongpoletianji。
ruanzhengnanwuzhexiashenquansuozaidishang，fenhendezhizheweiyan，“nizheigedaidudenvzi......”
weiyanchuanlekouqi，yibazhuazhuruanzhengnandejianbang，zhanwenjiaogenshuangshouchengshanxingchaoshenhoumengdiyishuai——putong！
benjiudunzaishuitangbianderuanzhengnanyitouzailejinqu，feijianqihaodayitanshuihua。
weiyanchangkuaiyixiao，youlikebianlian，guzuojinghuangdedajiaoqilai。
“lairenna！shaoyeluoshuila！shaoyebianchengluoshuigoula！”
ruanzhengnanmanshennuqidecongshuilipaqilai，hunshenshangxiayishishitou，kanzheanshangdeweiyandahandajiao，sisidezuanzhulequantou。
youyahuantingjianshaoyeluoshui，yibianzhaorenlaijiuren，yibianqutongbaoleqiantingdefurenlaoye。
dengdaozhongrendouganlaideshihou，yahuanmangqianmanghoudejiruanzhengnancashi，pangbianweiyanshashadezhanzhe，shibushidefachuyiliangshengshaxiao。
“yaner，daodishizenmehuishi！”gumulianseyouxienankan，baweiyanladaoyibiandishengxunwendao。
weiyanwangyuanchukanleyiyan，xingerjicongcongdeganhuilaile。
“gumu，ruanjiadalangyaoduiwozuoneizhongshi，wobuyaozaizheilile，woyaohuijia。”
gumucuoedekanzheweiyan，“zuoneizhongshi？yaner，nikebuyaohushuoa。”
weiyanxinzhongyoujifenjizao，neiruanjiashaoyekanzhebuneimehaoduifu，zaidaixiaqu，buzhidaoruanjiahaihuizenmeduifuta，suoxingzhijiegengumushuole。
“gumu，yanerhaopa，yaneryaogenzhegumu。”weiyansajiaosidezhuazhugumudeyifu，yifushoujingledeyangzi。
gumuliansehuanhexialai，paipaitadeshou，“guaiyaner，gumubushizaizheima。zheiqizhongpashiyouwuhui，daihuiworangdalangjinipeibushi。”
ruanjiafurenganlai，kandaoerziluoshuiziranshixintengbuyi，ruanzhengnanzenhaozairenqianshuoshizijidiaoxiguniangbuchengbeituixiashuide，zhihaoshuoshizijibuxiaoxin，xinghaoweiyanjishihujiu，haiduokuileta。
ruanjiafurenxinyiweizhen，zenmekanweiyandoubuxiangwaimianshuodeneiyangtounaobulingguang，shenzhiyuekanyuexiai。
“kuaibaweiguniangdaixiaquchidianhaochide，zheihaizidingshihedaole。”
weiyanquezenmeyebukenlikaigumubanbu，ruanjiafurenzhihaozuoba。
ketingli，ruanjiafufugenzhegumuxianliao，shibushidetiqiweiyan，jingshiduitatianshengchishadeshizhizibuti。
weiyanzaipangbianchuishoushunmei，meitingjinquduoshao，zaixinzhongpansuanzhezenmeranggumubazijisonghuiqu。
“嫣儿？”
turangumudishengjiaota，weiyanhuileshen，tingjiantashuo，“dalangzaixiyuanli，shuoyaoqinzijinipeili。zheibianrenduo，tamobukai，nijiuquyixia，miandeshangleheqi。”
weiyanhunshenyizhen，xiayishijiuyaojujue。
quekandaogumuchaotashileyanse，weiyanturanyouzhongbuhaodeganjue。dangumurangtaqu，zongbuhuishihaita。
weiyanlazhexingerchulai，mantuntundewangxiyuanzou。
“xinger，fangcaineisanxiaojiejiaoniquganshenmele？”
xingerheleyitiao，tajiaguniangturanyongzheimezhengchangdeyuqigentashuohua，tadouyaoyiweiguniangdechibinghaole。
“yemeiganshenme，rangnubisihoutagengyi，nubixiangzaodianhuilai，youbeisanxiaojiefaqushuaqipan，zheicaihuilaiwanle......”
yatoushuohuashengyuelaiyuexiao，xinzhongkuijiu，ruotameizou，guniangbuhuibeineixierenqifu。
weiyanmomotadetou，“denghuiniyaojingenzhewo，yibudoubunenglikai，woyijiaoni，nijiulikechuxian，zhiyouzheiyang，zanliangcainengdoutaochuzheili，zhidaoma？”
xingershuiwangwangdeyanjinglimanshijingya，tazhanglezhangzui，kanzheyanqiandeguniang，haoxiangbianlegerenyiyang，butaimingbaitahualideyisi，dantaxianglaizuitingguniangdehua。
weiyanzoudaoxiyuanmenwai，tingjianyourenjiaota。
“weijiaguniang。”ruanzhengnanzhanzaifangmenwai，yijinghuanleshenyifu，duiweiyanwenhedegonglegongshou，“weiguniang，fangcaishizaixialumangle，telaidaoqian。”
yikandaoruanzhengnanneizhanglian，weiyanjiuganjuexiangchileyamaoyiyangexin，jinzhuazhexingerdeshou，meiyoushuohua。
kanweiyanhaishiyifushaxixideyangzi，ruanzhengnananzichixiaoyisheng，jiusuanshidaoqiantayeweibimingbaizheishishenmeyisi，dangxiaxinzhonglengyilinran。
“guniangruoyuanliangzaixia，jiuqingjinquheyibeicha，yiweizaixiadebuan。”
fanglidezhuoshang，baihaolechawan，fangfozhendeshiweidaoqianerzhunbeide。
weiyanxiaoshengdingzhuxinger，“haohaodaizhezhei。”