第3章曾家丈母娘
“haonigefeiwudongxi，rangniqumaicai，zenmezheimewan！”zhangmuniangchenfengyingjianlinbaibaozhemeimeijinmen，paoxiaodao：“banineibingsiguidaihuiqu，biehuiqi！”
linbaibuguanchenfengyingdelanjie，jiangmeimeibaojinzijidefangjian，bangtagaihaobeizi。
chenfengyingchongjinfangjian，jiuyaodahou。
linbaizhijiejiangtatuikai，pengdeyishengguanshangfangmen。
“haoa，nihaigandongshou！”chenfengyingqidehunshenzhandou：“nixianzaijiujiwogunchuqu！chicengjiayongcengjia，haidaigebingsiguizaicengjiaxixue！”
linbaibiaoqingpingjing：“womeimeibeihuangjiadashaobangjiale，wogangjiutahuilai，taxianzaihenxuruo，rangtazaiwofangjianxiuxiyixia，woqujitazufangzi。”
tingdaohuangwenzhesangezi，chenfengyinglianseyihei。
“haonigefeiwudongxi，jingganquzhaorehuangjia？nizheigaisidesaobaxing。yaoshihuangjiaguaizuidaowozheilai，woraobuleni。”tashouchayao，mianmuzhengning，henbudeyikoutunlelinbai。
“zenmele？”hongliangdeshengyinxiangqi，cengshiqiangcongloutishanghuanhuanzouxia。
tashichenfengyingdedaerzi，gangcongzhanbutuiyihuilaidetezhongbing。
“zheifeiwuzenmehaimeizuofan？”cengshiqiangzhoumeikanxianglinbai：“kuaiqujiwozuofan，esiwole。”
chenfengyingjiandaerzihuilaile，tingqixiongfu，zhizhelinbainumadao：“erzia，nikuailaijiwozuozhu，tazheifeiwujinggandawo。”
“tahaiquzhaorehuangjia，jizanzhaolaihuoduan！”
chenfengyingjiangtoufanongluan，zhangyawuzhuadichaolinbaishenshangpuqu。
“shenme！”cengshiqiangnuheyisheng，sanliangbujiuchongdaolinbaimianqian：“nigandawoma？”
“yaobushinixialai，wochadianjiubeitadasile。”chenfengyingkusudao：“jiuyinweiwobujitaneibingsiguimeimeiqianzhibing。”
linbaihengmeilengshichenfengying，mazijimeiguanxi，wuxianzijiyemeiguanxi，keshitamazijidemeimeishibingsigui。
takanxiangnuhuochongtiandecengshiqiang，xinlizhishilengxiao。
cengshiqiangzhangzhezijishituiwutezhongbing，duociyikaiwanxiaodefangshiduizijidongshou，youyicihaibazijidajinyiyuan。
ruguocengshiqiangzheicigandongshou，neijiuxinzhangjiuzhangyiqisuan！
helinbailiaoxiangdeyiyang，cengshiqiangchongguolaiqiuqitadeyiling，shuodadetouludingzhelinbainumadao：“nizaizhaosima？”
“songshou。”linbaipingjingdizhanzaiyuandi：“wozaishuoyibian，songshou！”
“hahaha！”cengshiqiangxiaozhangdaxiao：“nizheigefeiwushenmeshihoubiandezheimeyingqi，kanlaishiwoshangcixiashoutaiqingle。”
“laia，dawoa，zhihuichiruanfandefeiwu！daizhenineibingsiguigunchucengjia！”
linbairenbuzhule，zhijieyijiaobacengshiqiangchuaifei。
嘭！
cengshiqianghenhendizazaidalishidibanshang。
chenfengyingjianzhuangjianjiaoqilai：“nijinggandawoerzi！”
tabuganxiangxin，zijicongzhanbutuiwudetezhongbingerzi，jingranhuibeilinbaiyijiaochuaifei。
touxi，yidingshilinbaibeibiditouxi！
“wozhishipeizangewanwan。“linbailenglengdao。
“wanwan？xiazheimezhongdeshou？shiwanwan？”chenfengyingdunzaicengshiqiangshenbian，qilidikuhao：“a？”。
“neitazhiqianbawodadezhuyuan，nimenweishenmejuedeneishipeiwowanwan？”linbaiwuminghuotengqi。