军训被当成校花的牛马跟班后,全家杀疯了第2章

第2章

“wojubao!youjiaoguanjiagongjisidazhexunliandemingtousaoraonvxuesheng……”

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meidengwojixushuoxiaqu,jiaoguanlianmangduozouwodekuoyinqilishengdao:

“你在胡说什么!”

xunianyeyibawuzhuwodezuihenhendengwoyiyan。

yanjianyijingyourenkanguolai,liangrenxunsulakaishenweibixian。

woquebuxianshidadewanqixuniandeshoutingzhiyaogan。

“nianniannibiepa,bushinishuodejiaoguankannipiaoliangguyizhenduiniliandaizhewoyiqima?nidanzixiaobuganshuowobangnishuo,fangxin,jiushipinxiazongheceshibujigedehouguowoyeyaojinigegongdao。”

woyuxunianzaiyitiaojieshangzhangda,waimaoshangwomenshizuibiaozhundeduizhaozu。

tajiaoruopiaoliang,woheizhuanglaoshi。

womenzhanzaiyiqideshihourensheidouhuijuedeshitaxiangxiajianrongcaihuiyuwozuopengyou,ziranerrandejiubawodangzuotadehanhougenban。

现在也不例外。

laoshirennengyoushenmexinjini?

yitingwozheimeguangergaozhi,xinderenxiangyebuxianglikeduoleqilai。

“wojiushuotamenliangrenkanqilaibujiandanba?najiajiaoguanzaixueshengkuledeshihoujitacayanleia。”

“neigepiaoliangnvshengzhenshitaikelianle,tapengyouyekelian。wodoukandaotapengyoubeifazhanjunzihaoduohuile,mingmingzuodehenduanzhenghaibeifayuanlaishibeilianleilea。”

shuohuaderenyuelaiyueduo,xunianlijibaguoshuaihuiwotoushang。

“linwan,wozhidaonicongxiaobeichongzhezhangdasuoyijiaoguanshuonijijunijiubuleyile,danshixuexiaobushijiali,luanshuohuazaoyaoshiyaochengdanzerende。”

suiranzhidaotajiushizheizhongren,danwohaishijiazhuangcuoe。

“niannian?taweixienile?nibiepa,xianzaiyouneimeduorendajiayidinghuijinigegongdao。”

woyilianyingyongjiuyideyangdangzaitamianqian,kanxiangzhengzailenglianxunhuadejiaoguan。

“linwan,shanzilikaishidiyici,zaoyaoshengshishidierci,wozuihoujinggaoyici,ruguonihaibuquzhanjunziwobubaozhengnihuichengshoushenmeyangdedaijia。”

xunianyelalawodexiukouyanshenshiyiwoxianzhaozuo。

zuoweiyigeyouzhetaohaoxingrengederen,xunianshiworenshengzhongdeshouyizhezhiyi。

xiaoshihoutabalinjujiadebolidalanlekuzheshuopazefawojiuzhudongrenxia。

xuexiaolitawangjizuozhiriweishengxianzoulewoliuxialaibangtazuo。

younanshengjitaxieqingshutabuganjujuewodailaohouchadianbeidayidun。

yiwangzhiyaotashaoweianshiwoyibandouhuiting,zheiciwoyerutasuoyuanle。

wodangzhezhongrendemianlaolaoshishiquzhiqiandeweizhizhanjunzi。

jiaoguankandaotaliweichenggong,zhuanmenzouguolaiyibianchuimaoqiuciwodezhanziyibianshuozheyiweibumingdehua:

“linwan,wozheicishizhenjizhunile。”

zhengzhengbanxiaoshitayizhizaipangbianjianduwo,yaozoudeshihoucaishuokanzaixunianqiuqingdefenshangtazaijiwoyicijihui。

danxiangqiqianshitadidaoshixionghendeyanshen,wobuzhunbeijitajihuile。

wodangzhetademianyundaozaidi,zhongrenyongshanglaihouwocaicanbaizhechunzhanzhanweiweishuoleju:

“我有心脏病。”

“wojijiaoguanshuoguodantajiushibuxin。”

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jiaoguantingdaohoulimadansheqibulakaijulishuotameiyou。

dankandaowodeyangzihaishiyouzhengyidetongxuexuanzexianzhanzaiwozheibian。

“bulunshishishishenme,nizuoweizhuanyedejiaoguannandaokanbuchulaitagenbenjianchibuxiaqulema?”

“weishenmeyidingyaofatazhanjunzi!”