第1章被剃光头
qingchengshiqizhong，jinzaochuleyijianlingrenfeiyisuosideshiqing！
nvshengsushe508shide5weinvsheng，yiyezhijian，quanbeitileguangtou。
shunjianyinqihongdong，quanxiaoshishengweizhizhenjing！
jingchajiazhangjinjinchuchu，zhengjiaochubeidudeshuixiebutong。
qiyuxueziyejingbuxiaxin，naohonghongdewuxinshangke。
高一2班内。
yizhangxiaozhitiaocongqianchuandaohou，zaiconghouchuandaoqian，wanquandaitilexiandaikejiliaotianruanjian，benhuiyuanshizhuangtai。
baizhiheizi，shouxiequnliao。
“yigeqinshiquandoushiguangtou，zheishiyaohongbianzhenggeqingchenggaoxiaoa！”
“nimenshuo，banhuatamendetoufashibushilinwushuangtidea？bijinglinwushuangdetoufa，keshibanhuatamentide。”
“loushangde，nimenpashishiyile，linwushuangzuotianwanzixibeitiletoufazhihou，kuzhehuijiameizhuxiaole！”
“duia，linwushuangshizuotianwanzixibeibanhuadangzhongtiletou，erbanhuatamendetoufa，shizuowanshangshenbuzhiguibujuedebeitiguangle。”
“jiusuanlinwushuangzuowanzhuxiao，woyebuxintayoudanzigantibanhuadetoufa，jiutaneiruanruodeyangzi。”
“+1”
“+10086”
erbeiyilundezhujiao——linwushuang。
cishizhengpazaikezhuoshang，lianmaijinshuangshouzhijian，shuidezhengshu。
weiduneiyikeluzaiwaimiandenaodai，guangtutu，yuanliuliu，haifanzheguang。
ze，qiaozhetebiedehuaji！
就在这个时候。
嘭得一声！
jiaoshidamenbeichuaikai，banhuafanxueernuqichongchongdezoulejinlai，tingzailelinwudipangbian，mengdiyipaizhuozi，dahoudao，
“林无双！”
beitiguangtoudefanxueer，daizheyidingjiafa，kanshangquyouxieweihegan。
qitatongxuekandaozheiyimu，xiangxiaoyoubuganxiao，zhinengyonglibiezhe。
erbeichaoxingdelinwushuang，guolesanmiaozhihou，caihuanhuantaiqitou。
yilianmeishuixingdeta，zhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyandeqiaozhefanxueer。
fanxueerqiaozhetazheibanmanbujingxindeyangzi，nuhuojiaju，sihoudao，“shibushini？zuowanshibushiniliujinxuexiaotilewomendetoufa？”
linwushuangchideyisheng，xiaolechulai，“niyouzhengju？”
fanxueeryaoyaqiechi，benshiqingchundemiankong，cishiyinweinuqixiandeyouxiechoulou，“youzhengjunizaojiubeijingchazhuazoule，linwushuangwojinggaoni，laoshiyidianlikequzishou，fouze......…”
轰！
linwushuanghuranjianfali，mengdichushou，youkuaiyouzhun，ezhufanxueerxianxidebozi，fankouzailekezhuoshang。
zhenggedongzuoyiqihecheng，qianhoubudaoliangmiao。
linwushuangmouguangbingleng，yudiaoweiyang，daizheyizhongyapoli，“fouze，niyaozenyang？”
zheiyibianhua，dunshirangbanlifachuyidaodaochouqisheng。
“这是林无双？”
“womeikancuoba，gangcaineishoufa，haoxiangdouzhishizaidianshilimianjiandaoguo。”
fanxueernalijianguozheiyangdezhenshi，pingrilibeitaqifuzhewandelinwushuang，jinrijuranyehuifankangle？
tazenmezhengzhadouwujiyushi，hedeliansefabai，shengyinzhandou，“nininini......linwushuang，laoshi，laoshigenjingchadouzai，nini，ni......”
tahuahaimeiyoushuowan，huranjianganjuetoudingyiliang。
linwushuangzhijiejiangtajiafachelexialai，wanghouyidiu，zhunquewuwudejinrulehoupailajitongli，“dajiadoushiguangtou，tanranxiangjianduohao。”
“你！”
fanxueerbeifenyujue，queyouzhengtuobukai，qidefadou，“linwushuangnibuyaoqirentaishen，wojinggaoni，nizaibufanglewo，yihouwomenzouzheqiao。”
“以后？”
linwushuangruilidemouziyimi，zhijielachezhefanxueercongzhuoshangqilai，zhuanshenjiangtawangchuanghuwaimianpao，“nijuede，nihaiyouyihouma？”
“啊......”
fanxueershenzidunshichengdaovxing，shangbanshendouzaichuanghuwaimian。
这可是在五楼啊！
congzheilidiaoxiaqu，busiyecanfeia！
cishilinwushuangdehenlishifanxueerconglaimeiyoujiandaoguode，tahedehunshenshangxialenghandoumaolechulai，yegubushangshenmemianzile，chezhesangzisihoulechulai，“wocuole......a......jiuminga......”
linwushuanglianseshanguoyisibunaifan，mengdijiangtalalehuilai，rengxianglehoupaikongdi，“guozao。”
又是嘭的一声！
fanxueerzhengmianluodi，sizhibeishuaideshengteng，aijiaolianlian。
linwushuangwaizhetou，jugaolinxiadedaliangzheta，“meiyouzhengju，jiubuyaopaolaibibi，woxianfan。”
shuowan，linwushuangzhuanshenhuidaozuoweishang。
luguoderenqunfenfenweitaranglu，muguangzhongdoushijingyazhise。
zheishineigebeiqifulezhihuikudelinwushuang？
zenmekenengbiandezheimelihaile？
这怕是一场梦吧。
......
【ding！gongxiwanchengxinshourenwu：weiroushenqianzhurenfuchou。】
【huoderenwujiangli：tizhongzhijianshaoyijin，qingchundoujianshaoyike，liliangzhishangshengliangdian。】
【renwujianglijiangzaiyejianshushuishihoufasong。】
linwushuangtingdaonaozilimiandeshengyin，jiushifenxiangjiangtajichouchulai，biandayibaihui！
这件事情说来话长。
dadihundunchushishi，renleizuqunzhongjiuchuxianleputongrenyuyinengzhe。
yinengzheyongyoudetianduhoudexiantianyineng，houtianhainengjingguobutingdejinjie，zoushangrenshengdianfeng，shoumingzhangjiu，yongbaonianqing。
erputongrenjiujianjiandandandeyibeizi，shenglaobingsi，beihuanlihe。
houlairenleikejijinbu，putongrenbuganpingyong，heyinengzhezhankailezhandou。
结果差点毁了地球。
weilebaohudiqiushengtaipingheng，yinengzhemenjiangdiqiufenweilianggeshikong，gebuganrao。
erputongrengengshishoudaoleyinengzhedeyankuchengfa，moquyiqiejiyi，huidaoyuanshizhuangtai。
rujin，lianggeshikongyijingfenkailezuzushangwannian。
而她。
benshidiyishikongyinengzhe，renchengweinvmotou。
genzhengmiaohong，jiefujipin，chengjianchue！
queyirantaobuguorenxinxiane，zhongjicansi。
zhihoujiubeizheigepoxitongbangding，songdaolediershikong。
zheibujiudengyumanjigaoshounveshaxinshoucunma？
毫无成就感。
xitonga：【nixianzaizheigerouti，meiyouyineng。】
linwushuang：......
xitonga：【danshirenwuwanchenghou，huitigongxiangduiyingdeyinengzhishu。】
林无双：呵呵。
linwushuangbuxianglizheishenmelanxitongle，tabenjiushiyinengzhe，linghunyijingdedaoletichun，jiusuanputongrouti，yewufazuzhitajinjie。
只不过。
这肉体太差啊。
nianling16，shengao160，tizhong160，doukuaipangchengzhengfangxingle。
kanlaijinjiezhiqian，haidexianjianfeicaixingle。
erqiezheizhanglianshanghaiyouxuduoqingchundou，wuguanyebeifeiroujizhedangzhu，lianlinwushuangkandaozhihoudourenbuzhudegantanchusheng：“zhenchoua。”
zheishentiqianzhurenyeyinweiruci，beichengzhiweichounv，baoshouqifu，shoujinchaoxiao。
yizhiyucongcizibei，yiyuyanzhong。
jiuzaizuotianbeifanxueerdangzhongxiurutahou，haibeitiguangtoufa。
qianzhuyishijianjieshoubulejiuzishashenwang，houlaixitongjiubatajisonglaile。
erxitongjiaojitadediyigerenwu，jiushibangyuanzhufuchou。