第2章 林宇苟富贵乘着仙鹤冲上云霄

鲨鱼平台瘫痪了!

yuanyinshiyigehuwaizhuboshangchuanleyigeshipinzaipingtaishang。

huamianzhong,yigedaoshizongshenyiyue,tiaozaileyizhijudaxianhedebeishang,xiayimiaojiuchengzhexianhechongshangyunxiao,xiaoshizailetianjizhong。

这个画面...

zenmekandoujuedetaiguoyufeiyisuosi!

suoyi...zheiyeyinqilezhenggeshayupingtaiwushuyonghujiliedetaolun。

......

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lvbuqiangshangdongzhuo:“congzhuanyedetexiaozhizuocengmianshanglaijiang,zheigetexiaoqishibingbushitainan。”

woyebutaiyouqian:“queshi,liandaoshideliandoumeikanqing,zheitexiaohaishitailiezhile。”

gaoaodeshuangfeng:“nifangpi,goupitexiao,zheimingmingjiushiwomenqinyanjiandaode,jiushiyigedaoshijiaheshengtianle!”

zaizuodedoushiwoyaoer:“niqinyankanjian?nishizhanzaixianchang?”

gaoaodeshuangfeng:“laoniangjiushiqinyankanjian,niguanlaoniangshibushizaixianchang。”

zaizuodedoushiwoyaoer:“yohe,nihaitingkuangdea,youbenshichulaiganyijia,xxxjiudian302haofang,youbenshijiuyigerenlai。”

......

erdangshayupingtaideyonghuzaijilietaolundeshihou。

在万米高空上...

yizhijudadebaihehuidongzhechibang,huapoyiduoduoyunceng,chaozhemodoufangxiangqianjinzhe。

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benlaizijizhishixiangshishizheixianhedezairennengli。

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duitazheizhongqiong...ebu。

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“xiaoheer,jiakuaisudu!”

linyupailepaixianhedebozi。

唳!

xianhefachuyidaozhangxiao,sududunshibaozhang。

......

轰隆隆!

youfeixingledagailiangsanfenzhongzuoyou。

yuanbenqinglangdetiankonghudibiandeyinchenqilai。

linyutaitouyikan,zhijianzaizijidesizhou,yiduoduoqiheideyuncengzhengzaihuiju。

zaiyuncenglimian,shibushihaichuanchuyidaodaozheneryulongdehongmingsheng。

linyujianzhuang,yanjingrenbuzhuyimi。

“shileiyuceng,xiaoxianhe,jiakuaisudu,chuanguoleiyuceng。”

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唳!

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刷刷刷!

dangxianhechuanyueyuncengdeshihou,linyuhaikanjianzaineixieheiyunzhong,yigengenzuyoushoubeicuxideshandianzaifangun。

“我去!”

kanjianneiyigengenshandian,linyutoupirenbuzhuzhifama。

beizheiwanyipishangyixia,gujizijijiudezhuisuishifudebufa。

直接升天!

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“总算快出去了。”

kanjianqianfangchuxiandeyidaodaomingliangdeguangxian,linyubujinsongleyikouqi。

zhiyaoyichuleiyuceng,neimejiuanquanle。

“嗯?”

turan,linyubiaoqingyizheng,ranhouxiayishidekanxiangshenpang。

zaitapangbian,yijiajudadefeijitupocengcengyunceng,chuxianzailetadeshenpang,hetabingjiaqiqu。

touguoneijiajudafeijideyishanchuanghu,linyuhaikanjianyigexiaonvhaizhengtouguochuanghuzhushizheziji。

linyu:“......”

liangrendemuguangzaiwanmigaokongzhongduishileliangmiao。

“baba,wokanjianchao...chao...chao...niaorengegele。”

xiaonvhaikanxiangzijidebaba,yongqingnendeshouzhizhixiangchuanghuwaimian。

zaitashenpangdenanziroulerouxiaonvhaidenaodai,xiaodao:“shenmechaojiniaoren...nikendingshikancuola,guai,denghuixiaquyihoubabajinimaichaorenwanju。”

shuozhe,tahaitanchunaodai,chaozhexiaonvhaishouzhidefangxiangkanqu。

“womenxianzaizaiwanmigaokongshang,zenmehuiyoushenmeniao...”

xiayimiao,nanzibiaoqingdouranningguxialai。

“niao...niao...ren?!”

suihou,tazhijiejinghuchusheng。

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“jiaoshenmejiao,zhangzheimedashibushimeijianguoniao。”

yibianshuozhe,tayeshizhuantouwangxiangchuanghuwaimian。

bujiushiyizhiniaoma,dahuxiaojiaode。

下一秒。

tadeyanjingdunshidengdegunyuan。

“wowowowowo...cao,niaoren!”

tazhangdazuiba,lianshangchongmanlezhenjingzhise。

他看见了什么???

yigechuanzhedaopaodenianqingrenjiaocaixianhe,chulizaiwanmigaokongzhishang。

wotemeyidingshizaizuomeng。

tayongliroulerouzijideyanjing,ranhoudengdayanjingzaiduwangxiangchuangwai。

xianhe...ng,haizai。

daoshi...ng,haizai。

neiwoyidinghaishizaizuomeng。

啪!

turan,tahenhenshanlezijiyibazhang,ranhouxiangshijianleguiyiyangkanzhechuanghuwaimian。

**!

真特么是鸟人!!!

gangqiaobubuqiao,neigedaoshihaishenchushouzhangchaozhezijihuilehui。

neiyangzifangfoshizaishuo:nihaoa!

“wotefuck!!!”

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xiayimiao,suoyourendebiaoqingjitibiandedaizhiqilai。

鸟...鸟人?!

......

轰!

突然。

yidaojudadehongmingshengxiangche。

zhijianzaishangkongdeheiyunzhong,yidaojudadeshandianyixunleizhishichaozheneimingdaoshisuozaideweizhihongranluoxia。

“啊!”

zuozaifeijishangdexiaonvhaifachuyidaojianjiao。

“鸟人哥哥小心!”

zaixiaonvhaijinghudetongshi,linyuyeshitaitouwangxiangzijideshangfang。

yidaocuzhuangdeshandianzhengjingzhichaozhezijihuxiaoerlai。

“不是吧。”

kanjianneidaoshandian,linyuyanpirenbuzhuyitiao。

【ding!yuleizhishuqidong】

buguojiuzaishandianjijiangpizhonglinyudeqianyimiao。

dianzitishiyinturanzailinyudeerpangxiangqi。

xiayimiao,zhijianlinyudeshenqushangyouzhediandianxingmangmaochu。。

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zhijianneigexiaodaoshishuangshouqingqingyipai。

噗哧!

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fangfoyagenjiumeichuxianguo!

......

“咕噜!”

kanjianzheiyimu,feijishangdesuoyouchengkerenbuzhujiannandetunyanleyikoutuomo。

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“zhei...zheizheizhei...temebushiniaoren...bushiniaoren,zheizheishishishi...temedexianrena!”