disanzhangxinbeisikaileyidaokouzi
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“shijin，niyelaodabuxiaole，gaizhaogehaonvrenjiehunle。tiantiangenzheizhongbusanbusidenvrenhunzaiyiqi，mingshengdoubeitagaochoule！”
jiangmushuozhe，haiguyinilewoyiyang，xiangshipawobuzhidaotahuali“busanbusi”derenzhidejiushiwo。
“ma，woxianzaitinghaode，buxiangzouruhunyin。”jiangshijinyenilewoyiyan，lenglengdao，“bijingxianzaizhuanqingdenvrentaishaole。”
haohaohao，muzidouguaizhewanmawoshiba？
jiangmubunengshuobuxihuanwoba，zhinengshuojiqiyanewo。
yinweiwohejiangshijindeguanxi，dichengmeiyouyigemingyuanguinvyuanyijiajinjiangjia。
suoyitacaidonglebayangnvjiajierzidexinsi。
nayangnvjiqinerzidangjiepanxia，zheisuanpanzhuzidoubengwolianshangle。
cishitakanwodeyanshenchongmanlebiyiheyuanhen，jiangwanzhouyeyongtongkuanyanshenkanzhewo。
wojiuxianggebuhexiedeyinfu，tuwudichuangrudaotamenqilerongrongdejiatingdahechangzhong。
jiangshijinhetangfeiyaowozaishenbianpeizhe，woyoushenmebanfa？
weilebimiangenjiangmuhejiangwanzhouduishi，**cuijiangmuguangluozaitangshang，zhuangchuyifuduitangjiqiganxingqudemoyang。
bukanbuzhidao，yikanheyitiao。
zheikeshiyangroutang，zhuangyangyongde，sheijiahaorendaretianzhuzheizhongtanga？
nanguaijiangshijinmeitianwanshangdouyoushibuwandeniujing！
我真的是栓Q！
chajuedaowozhushidemuguang，jiangshijinbawantuidaowomianqian：“xianghejiuheba！”
“neiwojiubukeqile！”woduanqiwanerhuabushuofengjuancanyunyifan，molehaiyiyouweijinditianletianchun，“shijin，wohaiyao！”
jiangshijinjiangbaowenhetuidaowomianqianshi，jiangmudeliandouheile。
jiangwanzhoukanbuxiaqu：“ge，zheitangshimazhuanchengweiniaode，nizenmenengsuibianjiwairenhe？”
jiangshijindandandao：“wojintianwufanchitaiduo，youxiebao，shizaichibuxiale。rangtahe，buguoshibuxianglangfeimamaxinyibale。”
woguyidangzhejiangshimunvdemianbayangroutangquanbuchiwan，quanchengbajizui，yukuaidikanzhetamendeliansebiandeyuelaiyuenankan。
wojuedingyihoujiangmumeizuoyicizhuangyangtang，wojiuheyici，wobuxintahaihuijixuzuo！
我可真是个机灵鬼！
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jiangmuhejiangwanzhouzhongyuyaozoule。
qishendeneiyike，jiangmuhurankanxiangwo：“shijin，woxiangdandugensujinshuojuhua。”
jiangshijinchiyilepianke，duiwoshuo：“quba，bierewomashengqi。”
woyinyinyouzhongbuxiangdeyugan，danhaishiyingzhetoupigentamenzoulechuqu。
mencaigangguanshang，jiangmudeerguangjiuluoxialai，“pa”deyisheng，dadewotoumaojinxing。
“**，niyiweinishigeshenmedongxi，ganhewojierzizhunbeidetang？”jiangmupingrilidewenwanxianshumoyangyisaoerkong，yandideyanemanyierchu，“shiqudehuagankuailikaishijin，fouzeyounihaoshoude！”
danfantagendianshilidenanzhumamaneiyangrengxiayizhangzhipiaorangwolikai，wodoubuzhiyuneimeshengqi。
jiangshijinmeinianjiwoyiqianwan，zhigourangwoweitadangniuzuoma，aierguangkeshilingwaidejiage！
woerhuabushuoyeyangqishou，jiletayigeqingcuideerguang。
这下我们扯平了。
aileerguangdejiangmushunjianpofang：“nijinggandawo？”
jiangwanzhouyejianjiaoqilai：“sujin，nifengle！ge、ge！nikuailaia！”
zeihanzhuozeizheizhaosuanshirangtamenwanmingbaile。
woshuangshoubaoxiong，yifuwusuoweijudemoyang，zhidaojiangshijinchuxianzaiwomenmianqian。
“zenmehuishi？”tasisididingzhewo，mousebinglengrushuang。
“ge，sujindalemama，taiguofenle！”
woyangqixiaba，rangtakanzijibeidazhongdezuolian：“shitaxiandadewo！”
jiangshijinchenzhelian，hunshenmanshishaqi，yuqishengying：“daoqian！”
“pingshenme？shitaxiandongdeshou，yaodaoqianyeyinggaishitadaoqian！”wodiuxiazheijuhua，zhuanshenjiuyaozou，shenhouchuanlaitayinlengdeshengyin：
“sujin，jinniandeyiqianwannibuyaolema？”
wochayidizhuantou，kandaotayinchenlengkudelian，zheicaiyishidaotashirenzhende。
haiyoubageyuewocainengnadaoneiyiqianwanle。
quniandeyiqianwanzaojiusuoshengwuji，meiyouzheibiqian，wobagaoedeyiyaofeijiupaotangle。
womeixiangdaojiangshijinhuiyongzheigelaiweixiewo，taguanhuinaniewodeqicun。
woshuangquanjinjinwoqi，gengzhebozizoudaojiangmushenbian：“duibuqi！”
jiangmuxianranbujieqi：“nizaidaoqian？wozenmejuedeyidianchengyiyemeiyou？”
jiangwanzhouzaiyipangshanfengdianhuo：“jiushi，yaodaoqian，zhishaodeguixialai！”
wokanleyiyanjiangshijin，tameishuohua，yizhangjunlianbengdejinjinde，xianranshimorenlejiangshimunvdeshuofa。
woyaoleyaoya，“putong”yishengguizaidishang：“duibuqi！zheiyangzongkeyileba？”
sheizhixiayimiao，jiangmudeerguang“pa”yishengluoxia，wobeishanfanzaidi，youbianlian**laditeng。
“**！”zheishijiangmumamalieliedeshengyin。
“ma！”zheishijiangshijinquanweideshengyin。
wofenlipaqilai，xiangtiaolangbeidegou，diediezhuangzhuangpaohuifangjian，zuanjinbeiwoliyigejingdiku。
womasuiransidezao，danwobahentengwo，woshibeizhuyubantengaizhezhangdade。
congxiaodaoda，wobashebudedawoyixia，meixiangdaojintianjuranyiciailejiangshijinmamalianggeerguang，wojishengqiyouweiqu，gezhongfuzaqingxushunjianjiangwotunshi。
yixiangdaojiangshijinneizhanglengmodelian，wodexinjiuxiangshibeisikaileyidaokouzi，haotenghaoteng。
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yebuzhidaokuleduojiu，woshuizhele。
mimihuhujian，wotingdaoshoujixiangdeshengyin。
wolianmangzuoqishen，modaoshoujijietongledianhua。
“shisuxiaojiema？zheibianshidichengrenminyiyuan。nikuailaiyitangba，nibata......kuaibuxingle！”
“zenmehuizheiyang？”wodeshengyinsiya，xuduobuhaodeniantouyixiayongshangxintou，“wobazenmele？tadaodizenmele？”
tangzaiwoshenpangdejiangshijinshudizhengkaiyanjing，zaiwenqingchushiqinglailongqumaihou，taxunsuqishenchuanyifu：“nageyiyuan，wosongniguoqu！”
zaicheshang，wohunshenzhandou，butingdixiaoshengqidao：“baba，niqianwanbieyoushi......”
jiangshijinshensefuza：“nidangchugenwofenshou，shiyinweiniba？”
我没说话。
这已经不重要了。
tacengwenwo，ruguodangshibushita，ershibiedenanrenxiangbaoyangwo，wohuibuhuidaying。
我的回答是：会！
shide，wohui。qiongrenshimeiyoutaojiahaijiadeyudide，zhinengxiangjinqiantuoxie，xianjizijizuibaoguidedongxi。
youqiancaiyouxuanzedequanli，meiqianzhinengrenming。
womendidayiyuanshi，wobayijingmeilehuxi。
yishengshuotaquanshenqiguanshuaijie，nengtingguosannianyijingshiqijile。
jinguanzhidaozheiyitianzonghuidaolai，wohaishikudebunengziyi，leishuixiangjuedidehongshui，xiongyongerchu。
woguizaibabadebingchuangqian，kudeganchangcunduan：“baba，nibiezou，nizoule，zheishishangjiumeiyourenduiwohaole，baba......”
jiangshijinsisidibaozhuqingxujidongdewo，yihurenyuancainengbangbabababaibugaishang。
kanzhebababeiyihurenyuanmentuichubingfang，woxinzangxiangshibeirenhenhenniezhu，tongdaowufahuxi，zhenggerenyunleguoqu。
shiquyishiqian，wosihutingdaojiangshijindeshengyin：“susu......”
susu，tahaojiumeizheiyangjiaowole。