第2章 林逸周姐过度解密

linyixingfendihuidaolejiali。

suiranceshijinengdeguochengchuleyixiegangadeyiwai,danjieguoqueyefeichangxiren。

tapobujidaixiangbazheige“touqiemoshu”banshangwutai,rangsuoyourenjianshiyixiale。

“kexizuijinmeishangyanhuodong…buranxiaoguoyidingchuleibacui。”

“yi,zheigenenglizhibodeshihounengyongma?”

tahuranxiangdaoyijianshiqing,neijiushizheigejinengshigekongshiyongde,xitongyemeiyoumingqueshuotadeshiyongjuli,zhishishuoshixianzhineidemubiao。

“shixianzhineidemubiao,shiweilerangmofasuodingduifang,haishishuojulizhiyoushixianzhinei…”

【shixianzhineishirangnisuodingshifaduixiang,mofashibaohankongjianyuansude,bucunzaijulixianzhi。】

xitongdehuidarangtaxingfenbuyi。

“zheimeshuozheijinenghainengpeiheshipindianhuahezhibolianxianshiyongle!”

“嘿嘿~试试!”

tagongyuketingyouyikuaizhuanmenyonglaizhibodedifang,talaidaogongzuoqugudinghaoshouji,shurulezheicizhibobiaoti【xinmoshuceshi,gekongquwu】,biandakailezhibojian。

tadefensishuliangcaiwuwanrenzuoyou,suoyikaizhibohoubingmeiyoushenmeren,buguohaishiyouyixieyoukebeimingzixiyinjinlaile。

“gekongquwumoshu,nalixinle?zheiwanyidoubeijiemichuilanle。”

“shia,wufeijiushidaojujiazhangyanfa,yidianxinyidoumeiyou。”

“aikanbukan,moshubujiushidaojujiazhangyanfama?buranneijiushimofalea。”

“xiankankanba,shuobudingzhuboyoushaxinhuazhao。”

“xiaogegehaitingshuai,buxingjiubiaoyantuoyiwuba。”

“heihei,zheigehao,ayiaikan。”

“qingkaishinidebiaoyan。”

linyikanlekanzhibojianliguanzhongdepinglun,guoranyinweimoshubeiguodujiemi,yikaibojiuyourenchulaiyizhenchui。

buguolinyikebupale,bijingzheicitayongdeshimofa,liantazheigeshifazhedoubuzhidaoshayuanli,gengbieshuobeirenjiemile。

zhiyuneixiediaoxitadenvguanzhong,tashixuanzexingwushile,bijingtashizhengjingzhubo。

“dajiashaoanwuzao,zheicigekongquwumoshujueduijingdiaonimenxiaba。”

“yinweiwobushigekongquwuzijishenbiandedongxi,ershigezhewangxiangekongquwuqitazhubodedongxi!”

linyigangshuowan,zhibojiandeguanzhongjiufenfenfabiaolezijidekanfa。

“pu,xiaosile,zheijiahuoyiweizijihuimofaa?”

“shuobudingtazhendehuini?”

“wodongle,youtonghuo!”

“dajiakuaikan,zheiliyougelaoshiren!”

“zhengjie,hahaha,zheibaiminglejiushiyoutonghuode。”

“duia,haoyoulianxian,bangmangzuojiabuyaotaijiandan,lianjishuhanliangdoubuxuyao。”

linyishenmiyixiao,“ruguowoshuojiexialaiwozhunbeisuijilianxianni。”

zhibojianliderendunshidoulailexingqu。

“niyaozheimewan,wokejiubukunle。”

“suijilianxian?zheimeyongdema?”

“haojiahuo,suijilianxianmeirenpeihehainengchenggongdehua,woyuanchengniweizuiqiangmoshushi!”

“liu,chengle,wozhijiesongniyifahuojian!”

“kaizheng!kaizheng!yaoshiganshuawomen,dengzhebeijubaoba。”

linyizixinmanmandixiaole。

“nimenkanzheba,haiyougangcaishuosongliwudewokedoujizhele,dengxiabieshiyan。”

shuozhetabiankaiqilesuijilianxian。

……

lingyibian,yongyouqianwanfensidegaoguaiyouxinvzhubo,waihaoyabaxinniangdezhoujie,gangdawanyibayouxibeirennvechenggou。

“waa,budale,wohuaiyiwobeirenzhenduile。”

直播间里。

“niquedingbushiyinweinicai?”

“hahaha,womawenwozaikanshenmeneimexiafan,caidoubuchi。”

“buxingrangguanfangjinikaigekejiba,womenyunxunikaikeji。”

“zhoujiejintianshuodezuiduodejiushi,a,zenmeyoushewaile。”

“buxingjiugaocabianba,biemianqiangzijilelaopo。”

“cabiankeyi,danbieshuohua,danggeanjingdejingnvjiutinghao。”

“duile,bazuizhangkaiyixia,woyaohaole。”

“loushangnitemezaiganma?!”

“6666”

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faxianzijidefensiyiyanbuheyoukaishibiaoche,zhoujiewuyudifanlegebaiyan。

“jiexialaisuijilianxianzhiboba,wodainimenqukankancaiyizhubotaoyeqingcao,haobaxiongdimen。”

“youcunhuodeduizhecaiyizhubofashe,biegekonggaowoha。”

zhoujieshuozhebiandianlekaiqilianxian,henkuaijiuyulinyipipeishangle。

kandaozhangxiangyangguangjunlangdelinyi,zhoujiedangjirenbuzhuzuozhileshenzi,jingxidijiaodao:“haoei,shigeshuaige!”

zhoujiezhibojianlideguanzhong:

“kuzidoutuole,nirangwodaozheige?”

“zheigemenzhangdetingshuai,haoxiangyebushibuxing…”

“woqu,loushanglengjinga!”

“huantai!huantai!woyaokancabiannvzhubo!”

“dengdeng,zheirenhaoxiangyaobianmoshu,xiankankanba。”

“duia,gekongquwu,kankanshahuazhao。”

zhoujieyezhongyuzhuyidaolelinyidezhibojianbiaoti,dunshilailexingqu。

linyikandaozhoujieshibianlengzhule,zhenmeixiangdaozijiyunqineimehaonenglianxiandaozhoujiezheiweishixiazuiremendezhubozhiyi。

tazhibojiandeguanzhongyeshijingdaile。

“haojiahuo,juransuijilianxiandaozhoujiele!”

“zhubozheibowenzhu,jueduishizhangfendehaojihuia。”

“kuaikaishinidebiaoyanba。”

linyihenkuaibianfanyingleguolai,hezhoujiedazhaohudao:“nihaozhoujie,woshimoshushixiaolin。”

“wojiexialaiyaobiaoyanyigefeichanglihaidemoshu,haiqingnibieqiehuandiao,naixinkanyixia,yinweizheigemoshujueduihuijingdiaonidexiaba。”

zhoujieyanjingyizhuan,guijingguijingdixiaodao:“zheimezixindema?ruguobunengjingdaowo,nidasuanzenmeban?”

linyizuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi,“ruguobunengjingdaoni,wocongcituiwang,buzaizhibo。”

zhoujielengleleng,kuxiaobudedao:“tiana,nizheijunlingzhuangyetaihenleba,yaobunizaikaolvkaolv,buxingdehuadengxiatiaogewujiuhaole。”

“tiaowu?wobuhuiya,haishituiwangba。”linyiyaoleyaotoudao。

zhoujiehezhibojiandeguanzhongdouwuyule。

“xiongdi,nixiangtuiwangjiuzhishuoba…”

“xiaosi,xiaogegezheishibenzhezuihouyicizhibolaidema?”

“hahaha,zheirenzenmezheimezhou。”

“zheirenbushizhenxiangtuiwang,jiushizhenyoubenshi,zaikankanba。”

zhoujieyilianwunai,“xingba,nizijixiangzenmeyangdouxing,kuaikaishinidegekongquwubiaoyanba。”

linyixiaolexiao,taiqishouduizhezhoujie,dao:“jiexialaiwoyaoyongzheizhishoufadongmoshu,congzhoujieshenshangnazouyiyangdongxi。”

zhoujiezhijielengzhule,zhenggexiaobiaoqingjiushidaxiedebuganzhixin。

“what?!gezhezhibojiancongwoshenshangnazouyiyangdongxi?!”

“daxiongdi,nirenzhendema?”