“bizui！！nihailaijingle！”
“nizaiganmaochongjiuzhouyiwang，wogennipinming！”
liangge“naocanfen”，tongshiduilinyangnuhoudao。
“……”
林阳无奈。
yeyuqingsilaixiangqu，zuizhonghaishijuedingbalinyangdaijinjiali。
bijing，tacengjingyijingdangzhejiazuzhongrenzhimian，shuoyaobaxiaolaoshenyiyaoqinglai，rujin，suiranzhidailaitadetudi，danyenengdangdangdao。
fanzheng，zijicongxiaodaoda，yijingbeichaofengguohenduocile，duoyiciyouhefang！
xiangdaozheili，yeyuqingxintouyiheng，bianduilinyangdao：“linyang，jinjiaba！buguo，woyaojinitigexing，qianwanbuyaoluanshuohua，mingbaima？”
linyanglianshangjimangxiaodao：“fangxinba，wozheigeren，biedeyoudianbuganshuo，jiushizuiyan，buhuiluanshuohuade。”
“……”
yeyuqinghewangbaoertongshibaileyiyanlinyang，zajiuzheimebuxindeni。
suihou，linyangbianhezheiyidayixiaolianggemeinv，jinruyejialaozhai。
linyanggenzailianggemeinvshenhou，zixidalianglianggemeinvdebeiying……
“zeze，haishiyedameinvmitaobaomanfengrun，xiaoluolibijinghaishimeizhangchenga，mitaoganbiebiede，kendingmeiyoushougan……”
linyangnannanziyu，wangbaoerturanzhuanguotoulai，kandaolinyangzhengzaiduanxiangbiaojiedeyigedifang，limaqiaolianyichen，jiaochidao：“nikanshenmeni？”
“ao，meikanshenmea，neisha，jintiantianqizhenbaoman……ke，shitianqizhenqinglanga。”linyangxiaozhedao。
“臭流氓！！”
wangbaoerdengleyiyanlinyang，shijingdecuileyikou。
linyangsuizheernvyijinruyejiadayuan，jiutingdeyidaonvziyeyudeshengyinchuanleguolai：“aiyowoqu，yuqingtangmeia，nicongnazhaolaidequnzhongyanyuana？jiusuanzhaoqunzhongyanyuan，yezhaogexiangyangdea！zheitulebajide，shinizailaowushichang，zhaodenongmingongba？”
zheihuahaimeiluoxia，jiutingdeyizhenbiyidexiaoshengxiangleqilai。
yeyuqingqiaolianyinchen，jiazuli，tadediyisiduitoulaile！
cishi，jiujianyigeshenchuandahongzhangqun，dabandenongzhuangyanmodenvren，huanhuanzouleguolai。
zheinvrenzhangdehaicouhe，jiushinongzhuangyanmo，zuishangtumozhexianhongruxuedekouhong，kanqilaiyoudianyansu。
zheinvrenjiaoyeyufang，shiyeyuqingdetangjie，yeshiyeyulongdeqinmeimei。
zheinvrenzhibiyeyuqingdajigeyue，congxiaoshangxue，jiuzaiyigeban。
zhishicongxiaodaoda，yizhibeiyeyuqingnianya，guerduiyeyuqingshiyoujiduyouhen！
cishi，tamaidongtaneihaisuanxiuzhangdedatui，zoudaoyeyuqingdeshenqian。
taneiyishuangrutonghuliyanyibanxizhangdeyanjing，pieleyiyanlinyang，kanzheyeyuqingwubiqinglengdelianpang，xiaodao：“woshuoyuqingtangmei，zheihuobushiniconglaowushichangqinglaidenongmingongyanyuanba？”
yeyuqinglengzhelian，meikaikou，wangbaoerlimadao：“yufangbiaojie，bushide，tashixiaolaoshenyideweiyidizi，jiaolinyang……”
“pu！xiaolaoshenyidedizi？”
yeyufangyaotoulengxiaodao：“baoera，nijiushidanchun，juwodatansuozhi，xiaolaoshenyijieranyiren，genbenjiumeiyoudizi，nishuozheigejiahuo，shixiaolaoshenyidedizi，qibukexiao？”
zhongrenyeshifenfenfuhe：“bucuo，juwomenlejie，xiaolaoshenyiqueshimeiyoudizi！”
jiulianneigezhangtianheyeshilengxiaodao：“juwoduixiaolaoshenyidelejie，taqueshimeiyoudizi！”
yeyuqinglianseyouxienankan，tajixiaolaoshenyidadianhua，xiaolaoshenyimingmingshuozhaotadizidea！
nandao，linyangshimaochongde？
不会吧？
jiuzaizheishi，linyangturankaikoule，shuodao：“woshuodajie，xiaolaoshenyiyoumeiyoudizi，nimenzenmezhidao？nandaoxiaolaoshenyi，haiyaosichuxuanbu，zijiyougedizima？”
“nige**，jiaosheidajie！”
yeyufangyoudianxianlao，henjihuibierenshuotalao，cishi，tatingdaolinyangjiaotadajie，dunshiqidebailiantieqing，dengzhelinyangdao。
linyangsongsongjiandao：“e，duibuqi，neijiaonixiaojie，aiya，zheibugengnantingma？”
“噗嗤！”
wangbaoeryoumeirenzhu，xiaolechulai，tawuzhezui，biezhexiao，xindaozheigedaniumangzhenshitaixilile，gangcaishuozijibiaogeshi“sitaijian”，xianzaiyoukaishishuobiaojieshi“xiaojie”，xilia！
“nini……ge**！！……yuqing，niqiaoqiao，zheijiushinidailairendesuzhi！jianzhijiushigelaji！”
yeyufangkanxiangyeyuqing，henhendeshuodao。
yeyuqingqueshiqinglenghuijidao：“jingrenzhe，renhengjingzhi！rurenzhe，renhengruzhi！”
“你……”
yeyufanggangyaofanji，jiutingdeyigezhongniannanrendeshengyinchuanleguolai：“haole，doubiechaochaole，xianzaizhanglaoshenyizaici，bierangzhanglaoshenyikanxiaohua，haishiqingzhanglaoshenyijilaotaitaikanbingba。”
zheizhongniannanren，jiaoyeguotai，zhengshiyeyuqingdeerbo，poyouweixin。
yeguotaiyikaikou，yeyufangzhishilenglengpieleyiyanlinyang，yifuyinyangguaiqidao：“shuoqilai，haishiwodagelihai，nengbazhanglaoshenyiqinglai，eryouxierenni，buzhidaoqinglaideshishenmewanyi！”
yeyuqingliansebinghan，nankanwubi。
yeguotaiyeshimuguangshenshendekanleyiyanyeyuqingdao：“yuqing，jiusuanniqingbulaixiaolaoshenyi，yebugaishenmerendouwangjiadaide。”
yeyuqinghuxiyizhi，jiaochunrudongleyixia，meishuochulaihua。
“ershu，yuqingdexingge，nibuzhidaoma？bijiaoaimuxurong，shengparenshuota，bujiusuibianzhaogejiahuoguolailema？”yeyufangyoushiyifulvchadeshuodao。
“haole，yufang，niyebieshuole，kuaisuizhanglaoshenyiqukankanninainaiba。”yeguotaidao。
“嗯。”
yeyufangdiantouyingleyisheng，jiuyouyinlengdekanleyiyanlinyang，qingshengdeshuolelianggezi“laji”，bianzhuanshenliqu。
zhishi，dangtahaimeizouchujibujulini，yidaoshengyinzeshichaotazaqu：“zuowanhesangenanrenwande**ma？kongpazhichuanghaimeihaoba？”
唰！
tingdaozheihua，yeyufangjiaobuyining，huoranzhuanguoshenzi，bailianzhengningdekanxiangshuohuazhiren：“laji，nitemexinkoucihuang，shuosheihesangenanrenwan！”
shuohuazhiren，zhengshilinyang，tazuijiaoqinzhewanweidanxiaodao：“woyemeishuonia，nizheimejidongdefanbo，shibushizuozeixinxua？”
“噗……！”
yipangdewangbaoermeirenzhu，zaicidaxiaolechulai，jihulianbitidoupenlechulai。
zheigejiahuo，youkaishile！
期待ing！