shuozhe，zheishenshaoqingbianshikaishituokuzile，hedemuruxuelimashijiangtouzhuanleguoqu。
“流氓！不要脸！”
shenshaoqingyeshiwuyu，zheizijihuanyifu，shitadingzhekanrumile……
huanshangxizhuang，jiangtoufawangshangshuhao，haizhenbieshuobiqizhiqianneishenjianghupianzidedaban，yaoqiangshangtaiduole。
zhiqianmeifaxian，yuanlaizheijiahuohuanleyishenyifu，neiyehaishitingnaikandema！
“haitinghaokande！”muruxueweiweidianlediantouqingshengshuodao。
shenshaoqingkanlekanzijizheixizhuang：“zheiwanyieryejiaohaokan？！zhenbibushangwoneijianyifu，wonenghuanhuilaima？！”
“你敢！”
muruxuekanleyiyantashoushangneiyijingshishengxiuledebiaobujinkuxiaodao：“biaodouhuaile，rengleba！”
“zheigekebunengreng，quanshenshangxiajiushutazuiguile！niyaodehuawosongjinia！”shenshaoqingshuozhejiushiyaojiekaishoubiaozhunbeiquxialai。
keshilianmangbeitajidaduanle：“buyao，zheipolanhuosong**ma？！shoushihaolequbaoanbubaodao！”
“……………”
jiandaomuruxuelikai，shenshaoqingzheicaishiqingqingcalecaneipojiudebiaoqiao，shoubiaobugui，danshiqibeihoudeyiyicaishizuidade！
zheishiyiduanzhuanshuyutagerendehuiyi！
bizhouzizhen，qianjinbuhuan！
…………
cishi，didou，zaiyijiagaodangbieshuqudeyuanluozhong。
zhanzheyigefeichangpiaoliangdenvhaier，tacishizhengshizaitaitoukanzhetiankong。
zaitashenhou，yigexizhuanggelvdezhongniannanrenqiaoranzouleguolai。
“小姐！”
zheinvhaierdizhetouqingshengshuodao：“renchadaolema？！”
“ninyaozhaoderen，yijinghuiguole，danshijutiqulenalihaibuzhidao！”
“zhidaole，xiaquba！”
zheinvhaierweiweibailebaishou，keshizheixizhuanggelvdezhongniannanrenqueshizhanzaiyuandimeiyoudong：“xiaojie，woyoujuhuabuzhidaodangjiangbudangjiang！”
“shuoba！”taqingpiaodanrandexiaolexiao。
zheizhongniannanrenyanmoushunjianningzhongleqilai：“ninshiyaojiajiwangdenvren，zheiyanghaofeililiangdiaochaqitananren，shibushibutaihao？！”
“wangdenvren？！hehe，bingwangyeshiwanga！”
“bingwangzailihai，zhongjiuzhishibing，xiaojieyaoshenzhong，qiemoyinxiaoshidaa！”
“…………”
shuowan，zheigenanrenbianshiqiaoranlikaile。
zhiliuxiazheigenvhaiermorantaiqitoukanzhetiankong：“shaoqing，nizheiyicihuilai，shiweilewoma？！”
……………
sucheng，meixuezhiyaojituan，louxia。
shenshaoqingyijingshizaiqiantaibanhaoleruzhishouxu，zhengshijinrulebaoanbu。
tuikaimendeneiyike，zhijianlimianyiqunrenzhengshizaidoudizhu，xianzaikeshishangbanshijian，yidaqunbaoanjingranjujizaiyiqidapai。
这成何体统？！
“yo，zheishinagebumendea？！”zhengzaidapaideyigeguangtounanrentaiqitoulengxiaodao。
tazeshibailebaishou：“woshixinlaidebaoan，qingwensheishiduizhang？！”
“baoan？！wozheihaishitouyicijiandaochuanxizhuanglaidangbaoande，nizheizhonggongzige，dangbulebaoan，huiquba！”pangbianyigefeipangdenanrenyeshibailebaishoushuodao。
keshishenshaoqingqueshimeiyoulikai，ershilinzheyikoudaidongxijinlai，jiangzheigefangzaileyizishang，haijiangxizhuangtuoxialaiguazaileyijiashang。
neiguangtounanjiangpairengzailedishanglengshengshuodao：“zhenshilaidangbaoande？！”
“dangran，wokeshiyouruzhizhengming！”shenshaoqingyibianhezheshuiyibianjiangruzhizhengmingdileguoqu。
zhongrenyeshijileguolaikanlekan，queshishigongsideyinzhang。
“咳咳——！”
“jiranshilaidangbaoande，neiyihoujiushizaiwoshouxiazuoshierle，nishixinlaide，womenzheiliyouyitiaobuchengwendeguiju，woxiangniyoubiyaozhidaoyixia！”
shenshaoqingjiangshuibeifangzailezhuoshangqingxiaodao：“buchengwendeguiju，zhideshi？！”
“nidiyigeyuedegongzi，chuleliuwubaikuaishenghuofeiyiwai，qitadeyaoquanbujiwomen，zheijiaozuosancaifei！zhiyousanchuqucai，cainengzhuandaoqian，mingbailema？！”neiguangtounanrenyilianhuaixiaodeshuodao。
“ee！jiushiqiaozhashiba！”
“你……！”
tayemeixiangdaoshenshaoqingjingranshuodezheimezhibai，buguozheiyangyehao！
shenshaoqingwangzhezheiqunrenliezuiyixiao：“meiqian，nikannengyongqitadongxidaitiyixiama？！wojinimendouzhunbeileliwu！”
“liwu？！shishenme？！yanhaishishenmedongxi！”
yinweishinasuliaodaizhuangzhede，genbenkanbudaolimiandaodifangdeshishenme。
keshidangshenshaoqingdakaideshihou，shunjianzhongrendangchengjiushihuale。
“feizao？！”zhongrendunshijinghuchusheng。
啪嗒！
shenshaoqingnazheyikuaierfeizaodiaozailedishang，tabuyoukuxiaodao：“duizhang，wofeizaodiaole，nikannengbangwojianyixiama？！”
“捡……肥皂？！”
shunjian，neiguangtounanrenzhijiebaonule，jingranjiangzhuozidoushijixianle：“**！nizheishizaitiaoxinwomenshiba！”
“hehe！tiaoxin？！nimenyepeima？！”shenshaoqingshouqilezhiqianneifukuadebiaoqing，jiangyixiudeniukoujiekaibuyoulengxiaoleqilai：“nimenyoubuchengwendeguiju，erwoyeyoubuchengwendeguiju！”
“什么规矩？！”
“nimashangjiuzhidaole！”
……
zaizongcaibangongshinei，muruxuebuyouzuozaiyizishangyilianhuaixiao：“baoanshineijigekebushihaoredehuo，zheijiahuoguoqubuzhidaoyoumeiyouchikui！huogai，sangeyuehaixiangrangwoaishangni，zuomengquba！wobaozhengrangnizhinanertui！”
yuqizaizheilixiang，haiburuqinzixialouqukanyikan。
laidaobaoanshi，tuikaimenyikan。
keshixiayimu，tashunjianshidengzhileyanjing。
limianqibazhuanghanquanbushibiqinglianzhongdepaichengyipai，zhengzaidunzhemabu。
ershenshaoqingzeshizaipangbiannazhegeyouxijiwanerzheeluosifangkuai。
“nimenzheishizaiganma？！”muruxuejiandaozhongrenzheifumoyangbuyoujinghudao。
neiguangtounanrenzhongzheliankuxiaodao：“xuezonghao！womenzheishi……zheishichiduole，buxiaohua，dunyixiamabu！heshendagemeiyidianguanxi！”
“沈大哥？！”
muruxueshunjianzhuanguotouwangzheta：“nidatamenle？！”
“laopo，nizheizenmenengyuanwangwoni，wozheijiuzuozaizheiliwanyouxi，tamenyebuzhidaozenmelejiuzijidaziji，buguanwodeshiera！”shenshaoqingyilianwugudetanletanshoushuodao。
“lao！po！？”zhongrenqishengjinghudao。
zuijingedewufeijiushineiguangtounanrenle，ganggangzijijingranlianzongcaidelaogongdouganqiaozha，zheibushizhaosima？！
muruxuewangzhetanuhoudao：“doushuolebuzhunjiaowolaopo！”
“是！孩儿他娘！”
“这个也不准叫！”
“好的死鬼！”
噗——！
quanchangzhongrendoushiyilianheixian，zheishizaigenzongcai，daqingmaqiaoqilaile？！