第5章 被逼疯的妈妈

jinwanmeirenhuisongxianeigejia,xieyuanzheibianyemoqidemeiyoutiqixielinglingfagaoshaodeshi,ranerdengdiertiansongxiadailinglinghuijia,quezaodaozhangyuefenhexiechuancaidezhiwen。

“haizhidaohuilai?xiaoyuanjinidadianhuaweishenmebujie?doushuolehaizimeishenmeshi,feiyaodaiquyiyuan,wokantazheibingwaiwaideshenzidoushinizuochulaide,haizidouzhaogubuhao,qushenmegongsi?”

songxiaxinzhongnuhuobaopeng,tazhidaozhangyuefenguyizheiyangshuodeyongyi,jiushizairichangshenghuozhongpuata,xiangrangtachedifangqiqugongsidexiangfa,xiangrangtajingshenbengkui,zuihourenyounanie。

yiqiandesongxiakeyiweilenverrenzhe,keyiweilexieyuanneifenxujiadeganqingchengshouzhe,danxianzaitabuhuile。

tayueshiren,zheijiarenzhihuiyuefasiwujidan,chitadehetade,haiyaoduitazhishouhuajiao,nalaineimedalian?jixurenxiaqu,zuishoushanghaidezhiyoulingling。

“ma,linglingfagaoshaonibusongquyiyuanhaiguaiwomeizhaoguhao?zheigejiahaiyoubiwogengzaihulinglingdema?xieyuandadianhuawojiuyidingyaojie?tabuzhidaowoyigerenzhaogulinglingyouduomang?tabuzhidaolinglingchangqudeyiyuanzainaerma?tabuhuizhijieguoqu?”

sihumeixiangdaotahuizheiyanghuidui,zhangyuefenyishilengzhule,dengfanyingguolai,jiushigengdadenuhuo。

songxiaqingshengduizhelinglingdao:“xianhuifangjian,shuixingzhihoumamapeinipinpintu。”

linglingdanyoudekanzheta,zuihouzaitadegulixiaguaiqiaodeguanshangfangmen。

“nizenmeganzheimeduiwoshuohua?nizijidangmademeizuohao,haixianqixiaoyuan?xiaoyuantagongzuomangnibuzhidaoma?tadoushiweilenineigegongsicaizheimexinkude。”zhangyuefenzhangyawuzhuadao,“songxia,nibuyaobuzhihaodai。”

“ninzuocuolewodangranyaopiping,bijingninshilinglingdenainai,ninyebuxiwanglinglingchushenmeshiba?haiyouninshuoxieyuangongzuotaixinku,zheishitazijiheninshuode?jiranzheimexinku,yihousongshijiuwozijilaiguanliba,woyebushibutitiederen,xiangxiangxieyuanyeshigaixiuxixiuxile,bijingleikualeshenzikebuxing。”

songxiayifuzhenxinweixieyuankaolvdebiaoqingchenggongjiangzhangyuefenyezhu,ranhouhuangmangbuchongshuo:“gongsixiaoyuanzhaogulezheimejiu,takendingbinigengdong,niqulebushigengxinku?zaishuolinglingyelibukaini。”

“woxinkudianmeishi,bijinggongsishiwobamaliujiwode,wobunengjiangtanzidoutuidaoxieyuanshenshangrangtabangwochengdan,zhiyulingling,wohuiduoqingjigebaomuhejiatingpeiyushi,tamendoushizhuanyede,kendingnengjianglinglingzhaoguhao。”

“neizenmenengxing?”zhangyuefenshengyinjianruidedao,sihujuedezijifanyingguodu,youmianqiangyixiao。

“xiaoyuantashinanren,youshinizhangfu,zenmehuirenxinnishoulei?haiyouneishenmebaomuhejiatingpeiyushijiugengbukaopule,wairennayouzijiarenjinxinjinli?erqiewohenibadouzai,yaoshihaiqingbaomu,xiangshenmehua?erqieduolangfeiqiana,nisuiranyouqian,danyebushizheimezaotade。”

songxiazhoumei:“ninhebasuirandouzaijia,dannimenshizhangbei,zenmenengrangnimenganhuo?zheipingrilidejiawushidoushiwozuode,erqiewangwangwozuodeninhaibumanyi,yeshi,wobamahaizaishijiumeizuoguojiawu,nalinengyixiazijiuxuehui?suoyiwoxianglexiang,zhuanyedeshijiuyaojiaojizhuanyederenquzuo,bijingzanmenjiayoubushimeineigeqian。”

zhangyuefenyoushiyiye:“zuobuhaomanmanxuejiushile,dabulewoyihoubushuoni。”

“xiangxueyemeishijianxuea,bijingwohaiyaoqugongsimang。”

“qugongsishangbannayouzaijiaqingsong?”

tahaixiangzaishuo,songxiaganjinxiaomimidedao:“suoyia,yihoujialidehuojiurangxieyuanlaigan,qugongsitaixinkule,erqiexieyuancongxiaodaodadoushininpeiyangde,jiawuhuotakendingzuodebiwohao。”

zhangyuefenxiayishidefanbo:“nayounanrenzuojiawude?”

songxiajinge:“maninzenmehaiyounannvpianjianni?erqieninyiqianbuyizhishuowozaijiashixiangfuma?xianzairangxieyuanhuilaixiangfubuhaoma?xieyuanzenmeshuodoushininqinshengdeerzi,ninkebunengbutenga!”

zheiyifanhuaduidezhangyuefenlianseqinghong,shizaibuzhidaogaizenmebanle。

ersongxiazeshishenqingqishuang,jiranzhangyuefenyiqianaishuozheixiedadaoli,laoshuotazhanledabianyi,neiyihouzheixiebianyijiurangxieyuanquzhanhaole,tayuanyixinkudian、shouleidian。

zhenshigaoxiao,zuoshanneierjishijiazhengbaomuyoushiyuersaode,nazhesongjiadeqianhaobukuaihuo,wosongxiaqueyinweinimenjijuhuaqueyaoshoukushoulei,pingshenme?

suiranzhidaoxianzaihaibunengcongxieyuanshoulichedinahuigongsi,danrangtamengeyinggeyinghaishitingkaihuaide。

“nigelaopozi,nalaineimeduofenghua,xiaoyuanyoushenmeshiziranhuihexiaosonggoutong,yaonizuoshenmejueding,haibuqukankanlingling?”xiechuancaiyanjianzhangyuefenchibie,bujinbumandekaikou。

songxiamiyan,zheicaishigaoshouni,yijuhuajiunaniezhuletaderuanlei,erqiehaituifanletahezhangyuefendezhengzhi,rangtazhijiequhexieyuanjiaoshe。

xieyuanzheigerenkebitamajingmingdeduo,erqiezijiyixiangduixieyuanyongqingzhishen,suoyizaixiechuancaikanlai,wulunxieyuanshuoshenme,zijidouhuituoxiedeba!

kexile,zheicixiechuancaidagaiyaoshisuanle,xieyuansuangeshenmedongxi?zhidaoletasuanjideyiqie,haiyaoduitalianainao,neicaishizhendemeijiu。

“duile,ba,zheimejinianle,wokanwomendeshenghuoxiguanshizhongbutong,suoyiwohemajinimenzaixiaoqulizhongxinzuleyitaofang,yihouwomenfenkaizhu,zheiyangmaodunhuishaoxie。”

“haoduanduandelangfeishenmeqian?zheimedadewuzihaibugouzanmenzheigejigerenzhu?xiaosong,bushimashuoni,zaiduodeqianyebushizheimebaide。”zhangyuefenyoukaishilaoyitaodeshuojiao。

songxiabuzaiyidebaishou:“youbushimeizheigeqian,ma,niyiqianzongshuowozuobuhaojialideshirenimenshengqizuihourangxieyuanpibei,wozheibuyeshiweilexieyuanzhexiangma?fenkaizhukeyishaohenduomafan,zheiyangxieyuanyebuyongjiazaiwomenzhongjianweinanle,haolema,fangziwoyijingzule,qianyejiaole,buguanzenyang,xianshishangbannian,buranzheibanniandezujinjiubaijiaole,ninbushigengxintengma?”

zhangyuefenqiji:“nizenmeshixianbuhewomenshangliang?”

songxiawugu:“wozheidoushiweilezanmenzheigejiahaoa!ma,woyounaerzuocuole?buguoyidianxiaoqian,huanlaijiatingdehexie,zheibuhenhuasuanma?”

tashuobatanshou:“zheishiwoxiangxinxieyuanhuilijiewode,tayixiangzuiweiwozhexiangle。”

he,bushizongshuoxieyuanshenmedoushiweitahaoma?neizheijianshixieyuanbutongyijiushitadewentizhengmingtayiqianshuohuangle,xianzaizhengshitazhuanyicaichanheyewudeguanjianshike,xieyuankendingbuxiangjiewaishengzhiba!

tashishougouzhangyuefenhexiechuancaidehuaixiguanle,buchongmatong、suiditutan、xiwanzao**yifudengdeng,suibiannajiantadoubuxiangzairenshou。