keshizheishijieshanghenduoshidoujiangjiuqiaohe，guyingshouhaoyouyaoqingqucanjiapaidui，tazhishizhongtuchubaoxiangtoutouqi，meixiangdaojiupengshangleyuwen。
jishidengguanghunan，tahaishikanqingleyigelouzheyigenvhaizidenanren。
guyingqixianhaiyiweizijikancuole，yushiqiaoqiaogenleshangqu。neinanrenbuzhidaoditouduinvhaishuolexieshenme，neigenvhaixiaozhechuilechuitadexiongkou，lianggerenjinfangjianshi，guyingkanqingle，neizhengshiyuwen。
guyingxinzhongshengqimodadehuangtang，yuwenzhiqiancaifangshuodehuatahaijideyiqingerchu：wohenganxiesuweikeyijiajiwo，tazaiwoshiyediguqipeibanwo，anweiwo，meiyouta，woyebukenengyoujintianzheigechengjiu，wobuzhidaozenmeganxieta，zhinengjiabeideaita。
guyingyishen，tajiushizheimeaisuweidema？
多讽刺啊。
tahuibaoxiangdeshihouqingxumingxiandiluolexiaqu，pengyouwentazenmele，tayeshihanhuleguoqu。danzhongjiushidibuzhuneixindejianao，zhaodaosuweideweixinfaletiaoxiaoxi：“weijie，wozaijingtianhuisuo，wo，pengdaoyugele。”
suweihelinhuizuijinmeishaoweilelihunxiagongfu，suweichulaizaijiudianzhulejitianmeihuiqu，yuwenzhongyurenbuzhujitafaxiaoxiwentanayitianhuilai，dansuweijiudangmeiyoukanjianyiyang。yuwenguoranjiuzaimeiyoufaguoyigezi。
suweishoudaoxiaoxideshihouyanjingyiliang，faletiaoxiaoxijilinhui，gaosutajihuilaile。
ranhouzaihuidaguyingdexiaoxi：“wozhidaole。”
guyingxinxiangweijieyidingshizaoyouganjueyuwenchuguile，erqiezheimepingjing，yidingshishangxinguole。guyingbunengxiangxiangchusuweizheimewenrouderenshangxinshengqishishenmeyangzi，dagaiyebuhuixiesidiliruma，zhihuimomoyigerendiaoyanlei，haokeliande。
tazainaohailibuchuleyimudaxi，xinshuoyuwenzhenshihaojueyizhanan。
tazhenzhuozhecuoci，youjisuweifaxiaoxi：weijie，shangcizaijiudiannihelinjieshibushiyinweizheijianshi？wokeyibangmangde，zheigezhananpeibushangni！
suweixinlihaoxiao，xinshuoguyingyidingshizheigeshijielipailaidezhugong。
tahuilege“hao”zi，jiezhefalegebiaoqingbao。
guyingshunjiangengxintengle，tadoubuzhidaozijixinlineidianjusangheqifenshicongnalilaide，taxiangweijiexianzaiyidingshihenshangxin，juranhaiqiangchengzhejiwofaleyigexiaolian，zheimewenrouderenyuzhananzheimeshedeshanghaitaawuwuwu。
daodishigongzhongrenwu，yuwendefangfanyishibiyibanrenyaoqiangdeduo，zuizhonglinhuiqinglaidegouzizhipaidaoleyuwenlouzheneigenvhai，danqishizheibingbunengshuomingshenme，yuwenhaishiyouwanbanliyou。
dagaishizuowanwandehenkaixin，yuwenxinqinghaolejuranxiangqilaijisuweidaledianhua。
“weiwei，nibiegenwonaolehaoma？woshiainide，woyihouyidinggai，niyuanliangwoxingbuxing？”
daoqiandaodehaowuchengyi，suweixinshuowoyaoshixinniwojiushizhu：“haoba，neinilaijiewo。”
yuwenlaideshihoushoushanghaipengleshuhua，zaiwaimiantadeyangpishina520jiaoshuizhanshangde，jianzhimibutongfeng。weilerangyuwenjuedeyiqieruchang，suweishenshoujieguoleneishuhua，yanjiaorouhe：“xiexie。”
yuwenxinshuotaguoranhaoaiwo，yushihuzhetaxiadianti，titadakaichemen，tazuijiaohaiguazherouqingmiyidexiaorong，dongzuotitiedaowei，yaobushisuweizaojiuzhidaotashishenmeyangderen，zhendehuibeitapiandao。
wanshang，yizemingweiyuweifufuhunhoutianmishenghuodewenzhangdengshangleresou。
“weiweizheimejiumeilumianlehaishizheimedehaokan，shenxianjiejieshibuhuibianlaode。”
“gangzhen，yuwenzhenshiyulequanweishubuduodehaonanrenleba？zheimejiulelianggerenhaishizheimetianmi，songhuakaichemenshenmedewonengkehenjiu。”
“yaoshitamenlianggerenlihundehua，wojiubuzaixiangxinyulequanshiyouzhenganqingde。”
wangyoumenxingfendepinglun，xingfudegankai，suweipingjingdefankanzhexiamiandepinglunxinshuo：neinidexiaoxinzangkenengyaosuiyidi。
guyingjitafaxiaoxi：“weijie，zhananzenmenengzheiyang！”
xiaonianqingxingziji，shousukuai，yiduanzidadepilipala：“yuzhananjianzhijuele，woyijingbuzhidaoyongshenmecixingrongle，zhenshilayanjing。”
tafalegezhanankuaizoukaidebiaoqingbao。
jiezhetayouwen：“weijie，nishibushidasuanlihuna？”
jiranbeiguyingzhidaole，suweiyemeidasuanyinman：“shi。”
“guying，shangcinishuodeyaobangmanghaisuanbusuanshu？”
guyinglimahui：“suansuansuan！woyouyigepengyouzhenghaoshineijiahuisuodelaoban，wokeyizhaotabangmangde。”
suweizhuangkelian：“zheiyangbuhuitaimafannima？”
guyingfalegejinglidebiaoqing：“meishi，qingduoduomafanwo！”