第一章0001
jiangningkuaijiejiudian，309fangjian。
qinfenggangbamenkachajinqu，jiubeiyisiiwameinvtieleshanglai，“didimiansheng，shidiyicilaiba？”
nvzisangyinsucui，meiyanrusi，daizheyisisiyiyufengqing，kaikougouhun。
人也特别放得开。
huameishuowan，yishuangsushouyijingchanshangletabozi，“yaobu，jiurangjiejiebangnijiefengxichen？”
yikoureqihulai，jiusuanshizaiyingdebailiangang，luotashouliyenengbianchengraozhirou。
qinfengshengshengqileyicengjipigeda，“zanshimeizheigexuqiu……”
shuozhe，ganmangbarentuichuqu。
tuoleyifu，zhibenxizaojian。
shuoqilai，tayijinghaoxienianmeipengguonvrenle。
zidazaixibujinqu“yunluo”zhihou，tajiubeilaobusijianquqinglongshanxiudao，zheiyixiujiushiwunian。
shanshangchulelaobusideheyizhizhuoyangyingwu，bangecixingdoumeiyou，bieshuoshinvren。
bielewunian，yixiashanjiuyushangzheizhongrenjianyouwu，sheinengdingdezhu？
qinfengshenhuxi，buyouyouxiangdaolefanbubaolideshifenghunshu。
zheishitazheicixiashandezhuyaoyuanyin。
zhiyouwanchengzheishifenhunyue，tacainengdedaolaobusishoushangneijinyoudeyimeizhuanhundanxuming，fouzezhinengdengsannianzhihouyoujindengku。
wunianqiandeshiqingmeichaqingchu，tabuganxin！
tabashuilongtoukaidaozuida，liangshuicongtalianshanghualalaluoxiaqu。
jieguohuohaimeixiexiaqu，waimianjiuchuanlaiyizhencuimingsideqiaomensheng。
“pengpengpeng！pengpengpeng！”
qinfengwunai，zhinengguoshangyujinqukaimen。
“找谁？”
mengangdakaiyigefenger，yixiaoniuerjiujinghuangshicuojilejinlai。
tasuohaomen，zheicaizhuanshenkanxiangta。
shashi，wuliliangrendayandengxiaoyan。
qinfengguangzheshenzi，yaojianweilebanjieyujin，xiaoniuerpaodeji，fayulianghaoxiongfuhaizaishangxiazhandong，siyaocongbanjieluyaobaitxuxiamianchongchulaiside。
zaijiashangneiyizhangyinweiyundongguoduxiandelianhongpupudelian，kongqimomingjiureleqilai。
xiaoniuerkanshangqu，yinggaimianqiangershichutou，zhengshihanbaoyufangdezuimeinianhua，nengjiqizhongershaoniandezhuiqiuyu，yehenrongyirangtazheiyangdeqingnian“dashu”chanshengbaohuyu。
danshi，tazheihuolaladeyanshen，shixiangganma？
“woshuozheiweimeimei，”qinfengguojinzijideyupao，tunletunkoushui，“nizheiyangbuhaoba？geshizhengjingren……”
“shenmezhengjingbuzhengjingde？”
xiaoniuerhuanguoshener，zheicaizhuyidaotazhiguozhebanjieyujin，dunshifachuyishengjingtiandongdidejianjiao，“aaaanikuaibayifuchuanhao！”
“臭流氓！”
“……zheiwofangjian，nichuangjinlaifandaomawoshiliumang，zheishenmedaoli？”qinfengjulilizheng。
huayinweiluo，waimianturanchuanlaiyizhenxuanxiaosheng。
“jiwochongjinqu，tazai309！”
前狼后虎？
qinfengxinxiayijing，yegubushangdazuipao，ganmangzhuanshenquchuankuzi。
jieguogangtaoshangyigekucha，neixiaoniuerturanyanzhuziyizhuanpuleshanglai，baozhutabuyoufenshuokaishiyongwen！
qinfengdanshouchengzhechuang，weilewenzhushenzifulexiatadeyao，hulundao，“meinvnibuyaozheimehouji，geshiminghuayouzhuderen……”
“jianghujiuji，jinishiwan！”
tadunangleju，youpushanglai。
直接一顿法式热吻！
feichangdeshengse，kendeqinfengyishijianfenbuqingchushitenghaishishuang。
“救……什么急？”
tahulunwenleju，youdiantoupifama。
怕不是要仙人跳吧？
tazheicilaijiangning，zhuyaoshilaizhaoxiajiadaxiaojieheyujiadaxiaojiede。
kebieweihunqihaimeizhaodao，jiuxianbeirenjisuanjile，qinfengxiayishishenshouqutuita，“nixianxiaqu，haohaoshuohua……”
luolimeinvquebutuifanjin，zhijieqitatuishang，yaoyadao：“tiwodafalewaimianneiqunren，ershiwan！”
shuozhe，sanliangxiachediaolezijishenshangdexiaotxu。
jifuxiangqin，qinfengxindougenzhezhanleliangzhan，wanqiangzhengzha，“nizaizheiyangwotuiruanle，haizenmedafa……”
liangrenzhengyaojingdajia，turan“kuang”yisheng！
门被踹开了！
shashi，jigedabandeliuliliuqidezhongerqingnianlinzhebangqiugunchonglejinlai！
weishouneigehuangmaoyikanchangmianzheimejingbaodangchangkaipen，“xiaqingningnizheigexiaojianren，jujuewomenchengequeduozaizheiligenrenguihun！nizheishibawochengedelianduidishangmoca！”
“bushiniwuhuile……”
qinfengzhengzha，“woyeshibeipo……”
cishixiaoniuerqizaitashenshang，liangrenzishiyiyannanjin，neihuangmaoyikandangchangzhalemao，buyoufenshuodao：“gaiside，chengedenvrennidouganxiashou！”
“xiongdimenjiwoshang，gansizheilianggounannv！”
“你听我解释……”
“jieshigepi，youzhongxianbakuzichuanshang！”huangmaozhijiezhamao，lunqibangqiugunjiuchongleshanglai。
xiaoniuerjianzhuangsouyishengcuandaoletabeihou，baozhetadekuzigonghuo，“laogong，datamen！”
“你行你上？”
qinfengbailetayiyan，danshoushangdongzuoquesihaobuhanhu，yibazhuazhuneibangqiugun，sanliangxiajiubarenjichoufeilequ！
rutongdarendaxiaohai，haowunandu。
“哐哐哐！哐当！”
lianzhehaojishengjuxiang，huangmaojirenbeibaozouyidun，quandouqidaobawaipazaidishangguikulanghao，kaishiwaiqiangzhonggan，“nitamahaigandongshou？zhidaowomenchengeshenmerenma！”
“nidengzhe，laoziyaorangnichibuledouzhezou！”
huangmaofangxiahenhua，lijidadianhuajichenge，“chenge，wozhaodaoxiaqingningle，tazaijiangningjiudianheyigenanrenguihun，womenjigedoubeineinanrendale！”
“你说什么？”
dianhuaneitou，chengedanu，“nidengzhe，womashangdairenguoqu！”