第二章0002
“tingjianleba？yihuier，rangniguixiajiaolaoziyeye！”
huangmaoziyaliezuifanghenhua，dandaodibuganshangqianle，ganggangqinfengzenmedongdeshou，tadoumeikanqing。
zheixiaobailianshigehenjiaose！
qinfengmeilihuitadeweixie，zhuanshenkanxiangxiaoniuer，“meinv，xianbawokuzisongkai，zheigeyangzinirangwoyihuierzenmejiejuewenti？”
“laogong，nitingshuaidema！”
luolimeinvshangxiadaliangzheta，muguangsiwujidansaoguotadexiongjiheshuangtui，qiaolianhonghong，“shaodengyixiaha，wopaigezhaopian。”
shuozhe，jingranjuqiletaneizhituzishouji！
只听“咔嚓”一声。
“zeze，haoshencaia！liuzheyihoudangpingbao……”xiaoluolimeixiumeisao，baqinfengjizhengwuyule。
“xiaoniuernidanzitingdaa！”
“给我删了！”
xiaoniuerbuken，“laogongnibiezheimehenxinma，wojiuzhishiliuzhezijikan……”
这什么癖好？
qinfengwuyu，moyaweixieta，“ganjinshandiao，yebuxujiaolaogong，zaijiaojiubanishengmizuochengshufan，zhijieshuile！”
kenengshitabiaoqingzhendeyoudianxiongcan，xiaoniuermingxianyisong，“haohaohaowobupaile！”
taganjinbashoujizangqilai。
niutoujiujiuzhetadekuzikaishizhuangkelian，“laogong，nihaorenzuodaodi，zongyaoxianbawocongzheixierendangzhongdaichuqu！womenjiayouqian，baochoudeshiqingzanmendouhaoshuo。”
“neinibawokuzisongkai。”
tabuxiangchuangekuchazijiejuewenti，neiyourulongyazhanweidexingxiang。
xiaoniuerminzuiyixiao，shuangshoubatakuzidishanglai，tiantianlaileju，“laogongjiayou！”
“……”
qinfengchuanhaokuzi，shunjianganjueanquanganmanman。
zheishi，chengedaizheyiqunren，haohaodangdangchongleshanglai，“made，sheitemepenglaozidenvrenle？zhudongchulaiguixiaketou，buranlaozijinituidaduan！”
“nizheishitonglemafengwoma？”
qinfengnileyanshencedeniuer，youxiewuyu，“lailejishigeren，nirangwojinibaiping？”
“renjiayeshimeibanfa……”
小萝莉泫然欲泣。
qinfengwuyu，“duoyibianerqu！”
shudi，xiaoluolixiangshituziyiyang，zuanjinletabeiwoli。
huangmaochongmenwaijingxidajiao，“chenge，zheili！”
“妈的，废物！”
yiguangtouchongjinlai，chuailehuangmaoyijiao，kanxianglechuangshang。
chuangbian，qinfengchuanzhebanjieduanku，guangzheshangbanshen，shencaiyunchengwuguanlengyingshuaiqi……
naohailishunjianmaochuxiaqingningjujuetashineiju：“nitemezhangdegengewudalangside，haiganwangxiangnigunainai，xiangpichi！”
yishunjian，zhihenshangtianbulianwo！
“wotemede，yigexiaobailian，yegandonglaozidenvren？laozijintianjinituidaduan！！”
shuozhe，zhijieyijiaochuaileshanglai！
“小白脸？”
zheitemebushizaiwurutama？
qinfengyaoyaqiechi，yijiaohuijingguoqu，“kandaolemei？yetuizhang，nibuxing！”
chengemeigoudaoqinfeng，jiuyijingbeiqinfengyijiaochuaikudangli，fachu“ao”yishengcanjiao。
tazhanleqilai，chengewuzhekudangguilexiaqu，yixiazihuangmaojigerenshale。
zheitemedesharenzhuxina！
buzhidaochengezuijieyidejiushibeirenshuotawuduanshencailema！
zheixiaobailianjuranhaiganti！
huangmaobantiancaihuishen，fachuyishengdahou，“shanga！chengedoushoushangle，haibunongsizheigexiaobailian！”
shashi，yiqunrencongwuliyonglejinlai！
qinfengmeixinyizhou，zhengdasuankaigan。
menwaituranchuanlaiyishenghedongshihou，“sheitemezailaoniangdedipanshanggaoshiqing？jiwobaojing,tongtongjilaoniangzhuaqilai！”
“woca！yun、yunjie？”
“zheinvrentemedebushidujiaqulema，zenmeturanmaochulaile？”huangmaodajiao，“zaozhidaozheiyanglaozijintianjiubuzhuishanglaile！”
“xianzaishuozheigeyoupiyong！”
chenpingliansejiqinankan，“haibufulaozizou，denglongjuguolainongsilaozi？”
“zounaerqu？yigeyebiexiangpao！”
menkou，yisanshiduosuidenvrenchuanzheyishenbingsishuiyiqun，dalegehaqiandao，“jilaoniangduzhuneibian，sheiganpaodaduantui！”
tayifugangshuixingdeyangzi，shenqingyonglan，banjiediaodaiqunzhixiaruoyinruoxian，hechuangshangdexiaoluolixiangbi，tabaomandexiangshiyikegangshutoudeshuimiitao。
qinfengcubujifangmeikongzhizhutoushiyan，yiyanjiukanlegeguang，fengluanqifugouhezongheng……
这波澜壮阔……
shitabuhuaqiannengkandema？
zhengdailengshi，shuimiitaoyijingkanxiangleta，“youzhonga，zailaoniangdedipanshangwanxiaoguniang，zuijiayideng！”
“……”
“bushiwomeiyou，woshibeipode。”
bianjiewuxiao，haibeishuimiitaozaleyizhentou，“jiwolaoshidaizhe！”
shifenzhonghou，tachuanzhebanjieheikucha，hezheiqun“zhaoshizhe”yiqi，beiyuejianlejingchashushu。
chuangshangdexiaoluoliyemeinengxingmian。
dankenengshiyinweizhiyoutayigerenchuantaishao，zuihoubeiteshuduidai，hexiaoluoliyiqidanduwenxun，pipeileyigekanshangqujiuyouxie“buliangbaoliqingxiang”dexiaojinghuaer。
“叫什么名字？”
“秦风。”
“nihaoxiangbushijiangningrenba？laijiangningganshenme？”qiantoudexiaojinghuapifubaiiximeiyanyouren，zaijiashangyishenzhifu，zuyijiaomeigexiongxingshengkouchuixiansanchi。
tazhengmentoufanzhetadexinglibao，shuohuaxianggexiaogangpao。
qinfengbenzhefeiliwushideyuanze，muguangzhitingliuzaitaxiongqianneijijiangzhaliedejingfushang，monianqingxinzhou，“laizhaowoweihunqi。”
“dadianhuajita，rangtalaibaoshini！”