【哦，妹妹。】
【suzhunihaopingjing，zheiguayehen**a！nixiangxiang，nigangganghaibeihuangdirenleyinvdanggongzhu，jieguonishitameimei，hei，luanlebeifen！**bu！】
皇帝：！！！
biyan，zaozhidaobugaineimezaogaozhidazhongrenzuogongzhu。
【wobeifenjianglema。shuoqilaiyoushenmenengzhengmingdema？biruwoqindieqinmazaina？】
wuyihenbudeyanmianertao，quebeihuangdiyigehuimoujidingzaiyuandi。
huangdishouhuishixian，zhongxinshuqierduo。
【zheierzhixielenishihuangdimeimei，qitameixie。kenenghaiyaoduojianjigeren，cainengbanideguaxianxianwanquan。】
【suanle，buzhongyao，yihoubiegaosuwo。】
皇帝：？？？
huangshixuemailiuluozaiwaihenzhongyaoa！
很想知道啊！
daodishifuhuangmeisi，haishisheizuochurucidandabaotianzhishi……
wuyifanerqianqiansonglekouqi，xingkuihaibuzhidao，zheizhongmixinnengshaotingyidianshiyidian。
【wuwuwu，suzhubiexianqiwo，woyihouhuijinhuadegengyouyong……】
【bushilaqinqin，zhishizhidaofumushisheiyouruhe，gudaimeiyoujiyinjiancejishu，tamenfanzhengbukenengrenwo。yuqiwoyigerengududizhidao，burubuzhidao。】
【wuwu……baobaozaizai，xitongmamatengni。】
yuanruanhaoxiaodikanzhexitongkudexianggebiaoqingbao。
tagangzhunbeikuanweiduifang，meixiangdaoquebeihuangdiqingqingdibaozaihuaizhong：
【yi？xiongzhanghaowenroua！】
【wuwuwu，huangdikannideyanshenhaocixianga！guoranshiduanbuledexueyuan，gantiandongdixiongmeiqing。】
皇帝：……
又是好气又是好笑。
huangdiqingqingfumozheyuanruandexiaonaodai，qishitayouzhijiexunwen“xitong”zhenxiangdechongdong，danchuyuduofangmiandekaoliangyoufangqile。
zhuyaoshixixiyixiang，tajuedezheibingfeiyijianduohuaideshi。
zhangxiongrufu，zheigedietayebushidangbude。
sijici，huangdibaozheyuanruanyouxieshengshudiyaohuangqilai，xianranxuedeshimouxienainianghonghaizidezishi。
wuyijianhuangditaidurucipingdan，youxieyihuo，danguolejimiaotayelingwubixiadexinsi。
shouxianzhangbeizaodeniebuzhiyuranggeyingerchengdan，zaishuole，xiaoshennvbenshenjiuzhidebeibixiachongai，rujinduoleyigenyubixiadeqinyuanxian，yebulai。
wuyizhengzhunbeituichang，meixiangdaofaxianhuangdiyigeyongliguomeng，xiaoyingerjianbangdoucongbaobeihuachulai。
wuyiyigejianbuchongguoqu。
【aaa！yaoshuaileyaoshuaile。】
【aaa！guorandiedaiwa，zuidadefengxianjiushidiea！gandieyebuliwai！】
wuyijishijiezhuleyuanruan。
yuanruantangzaiwuyidehuaizhong，cishiwuyiyijingtuoxiakaijia，yishanmeiyouhelongluchuxiongfu，yuanruanrenbuzhuyonglianjiacengleceng，yuxitonggankai：
【hu，xingyundibeinanmamajiezhu，daxiongjiyeruanhuhu，zhenhao！】
【jiuyaonanmama！nanmama，daxiongji，anwenyouliliang！】
suiranbushidiyiciting，danwuyidexiaomaisedepifuyijiukezhibuzhudifanhong。
tayanshenpiaotiandidiguyisheng，“youdianleng。”xunsukuaisujiangyilingjilongdeyanyanshishi。
zheishi，wuyitingjianduimianbixiaqingkeyisheng。
tataitou，faxianhuangdiduitashenchuleshou，wuyixiayishidijiangyuanruandijihuangdi。
huangdikuaisujieguo，liangliangdiletayiyan，shouhuishixian。
吴毅：？？？
tayouxiemengdikanzhehuangdixixindijiyuanruanniehaoyijiao，zaiyiciyaohuangdeshihou，huangdihaihuigenjuyuanruandexinshenggaibianzijibaorendezhongxinyulidao。
buguangwuyikanshayan，zhouweidegongnvhegongweidouchadianshanleyao。
陛下居然会哄孩子？
zheihaishitamenrenshideneiyiweibugouyanxiao，taiyanfadongzhanzheng，biyansharen，zaiwuguominjiandouyoubaojunzhichengdebixiama？！
zheishi，neishidamaibupaoguolai，bigongbijingdibingbao：“bixia，yanhuiyijingzhunbeihaole。”
wuyijianzhuangzouleguoqu，dishengdao：“bixia，bururangmojianglaibaozhe。”
gangshuowan，wuyijiutingjianxiaoyingerhuanhuqueyuedexinsheng：
【aowu，youkeyitangzainanmamadehuaizhongle。】
【jiuyaonanmama！daxiongjidaxiongji！】
“bubi。”huangdishengyingdidaduan，zhijiebaoqiyuanruanjiuwangwaimianzou，zuilihaidishengdiguleju，“xiaomeiliangxin。”
zhidaotingdaohuangdizheiyijuhua，wuyicaifulinxinzhibanmengdixiangdaoyigekeneng。
bixia，gaibuhuishiyouxiechiweiba。
wuyizuijiaoweiweiyichou，dizhetou，buzaichahua。
……
zheiyichangjunyan，zhongrenyizhitongyindaoriluoxishan。
buguohuangdimeicanyuneimejiu。
tazaozaodidaiyuanruanhuizhangpeng，jiangshuideliukoushuidexiaoyingerfangzaizijichuangta，qingqingdijitagaihaolebobei。
huangdizoulechuqu，duiwuyizhaozhaoshou：“nishuoxitongshuodedouhuishizhengquedema？”
wuyixinshenyijin，zhidaohuangdizhideshiyuanruandexuemaiwenti。
tadishengdao：“mojiangbuzhi。”
“buzhi？shibuzhidao，haishibuganshuo？”huangdideshengyinhendan，quelingwuyihoubeijidelenghandoukuaishenchulaile。
“末将，末将……”
“wuyi，nishizhenshaonianbandu，youshiyiqishashangjinluandiandelaochen。”huangdipingjingdikanxiangwuyi，“zheigexitong，suirankanqilaishiquanzhiquannengdeshenqi，dantayetouluguo，bixuzhimianbenrencaihuizhidaoneirenqianshijinshengdexiangguanpianduan。
xitongbingweijianguoxiandi，buzhixiandiyisi。nishuo，tahuijianghutaifeisitongdezisiyedangzuowodemeimeidema？haishixiandibingweihongshi，yinjumoudi？wuyi，nidadandishuo。”
wuyikanzhesiwangwenti，zuijiaoweiweichouchu。
ruguoshixiandiyifunv，neijiedahuanxi。
danruoshibixiashengmuhutaifeitouqingshengdehaizi，yidanchachulai，qibushiliangnan。
taxinlishenzhishengchuyigeyiwen。
panjunweihezhidaoyonglanyanjingdeyingerlaidiaoyuni？
nandaobixiazhendeyouminjianyizhuma？
buguozheihuawuyibuganwen。
wuyishenxiyikouqi，gongshoudao：“mojiangdoudanwenbixiayiju，bulunxiaoshennvshiherenxuemai，tadoushidaxiashibixiadexiaoshennv。kedui？”
yuanbenzhengzaihechadehuangdifangxialechazhan。
chenyinpianke，huangdicaidao：“nishuodeyeyoudaoli。buguanruhe，tadouyijingshizhenzhaogaotianxiadenver。”
吴毅微微颔首。
zheishi，huangdiyoudao：“niquhuansongweiguolai。rangtabafuhuangdehougongquanmianchechayibian。”
songweishihuangchengsidefuzeren，shihuangdizaiwuguodeermu，bujinqingbaosoujinenglijiweiqianghan，yezaiqitazhuguobuxiatianluodiwang，birushuguoyuchenguodezhanhuofenfei，shaobulesongweizailimianshanfengdianhuo。
wuyigongshoudao：“lingming。”
“zheishiniyededingzhe。”huangdibujinbumandibuchongdao，“ruosongweizhaochuyuanruanshixiandiyifunvdezhengming，neijiujiangcishizhaogaotianxia，duiyuanruanwuhai，yesuanyuanletadeyihan。”
tingdunleyihui，huangdicaijixudao：“ruochachulaishi***hougongyishi，neijiujinkuaixiaohuiyiqierenzhengwuzheng。shishangmeiyoubutoufengdeqiang，zhiyousirencaishoukouruping。”
wuyisumudao：“lingming。”
kanlaibixiashiyaosibaoxiaogongzhu，burangqimianduirenheyidianfengchuiyudaa。