第5章
直播间炸了。
v：wocuoguoleshenme，ganggangxiaoyuershibushijielemimirenwu？
n：wohuaiyi，tanagangzhuandejifen，huanlegeshuaige......
v：loushang，nihaodong，mofeinishiweimiangongside？
c：zheigeshiwodecai，suiranwoshi**。
b：chuanjianyifubacjie，biexiangle，zheikendingshixiaoyuerdecp。
shenzhaomuyanfen：zhongsuozhouzhi，womenmumugongsidenvyuangong，yuangongfulidoushijiangliyigelaogong（xieyanxiao）。
chiyanshiyefen：wozenmejuedenishuofanle，mingmingshigongsilaozongmen，jiadaisihuo，jiangmeinvmenguaizou：）
yuchunkanzhezhibojian，laobanhelaobanniangdefensidoumaochulaile，bujinhanyan。
——nimenanjingdian，biechaowoyanjing，yingxiangwokanshuaige。
n：daqilaidaqilai，duoshaonianguoqule，shenzhaomuhechiyandebufenfensihaibunenghejiema（wohenxinwei）
x：qileguaile，zheigeshihoudalaozenmebuchulaiweihuzhixu？
“weichenmengque，jianguoguifeiniangniang，fangcaishijicongquan，maofanle，haiwangniangniangshuzui。”
yuchunbiaoyanlege“chuisibingzhongjingzuoqi”，taduanzhuangyouyadixiaolexia，yaotou。
“zenhui，fangcai，doushinijiulebengong。”
shuozhe，tayoukanxiangyiceyijingkanlebanshang，haimeinongmingbaizenmehuishidewuqingcheng，kelesheng，haodaishizijijiuxialaidenvpei，buhaojiangrenliangzhe。
“你便是舞倾城？”
nvrenyishunjiuqifanerle，tabanyizheta，yishoulanyangyangdichengzheejiao，yonglanmirendemoyang。
mengquequeshizhongchuizhetou，beijibizhi，peihezhezhanlandepaozi，xiangshiyiduolanseyaoji，goudeyuchunyanjiaoyuguangzongshichaotazheibiansaolai。
zhei，gaibuhuishixitongshangcijitadenanrenba。
zheizenme，haoyisini，zuorenwuhaidaifenpeiduixiangde，haixiu。
guifeimianshangyonglan，yandiquehanchun，jiaowuqingchengyishimobuzhunduifangxinsile......
“nuzhengshiwuqingcheng，jianguoguifeiniangniang，jiniangniangqingan。”
“ng，xier，jimengtaiyihaiyouwuguniang，cizuoshangchaba。”
xierchuzaiyice，zhengdanxinguifeidebingqingni，hurantingtazhengchangshuohua，youyouxienahan，nanbuchengjianzhezheiwuji，haizhennengzhibing？
“是。”
“weichen（nubi）bugan。”
“bengongyunde，bupa。wuguniang，nihexieryidaoquduancha，bengongxiangdanduwenwenmengtaiyi，bengongzheibingqing。”
yuchundaliangzhezheiliangren，zhenbucuo，yangoudetiantang。
danhaishimengtaiyigengshengyichou。
jixiuqiyoufengya，haidailedianaogu。
弹幕开始刷屏。
A：擦擦口水吧。
n：xiaoyuer，diurenle。
x：meishi，douzijiren，bieshuo，zheinanrenzhenshuai，zheiyanzhijuranbushijuqinglidezhongyaorenwu？
m：xiaoyuer——zhennvzhuguanghuan，sanjijiuchuxianliangshuaige：）
yuchunjiangzhibojianzanshiguanbi。
tajiansixiawuren，bianzuozhile，dishenghemengqueduikouhao。
“孟——NPC？”
mengquetaimou，qingrundemouzilidaizheyihuo，“niangniangshuoshenme？”
居然不是？
yuchunbusixin，“ke，zhongguorenbupianzhongguoren，nishibushinpc？”
nanrenyandixiaoyiyiyang，beiyuchunzheiyibenzhengjingyoujiqiedeyangzidoudechunweiweirudonglexia。
“真蠢。”
yuchunzuijiaoyichou，zheiduosundekouwen，shixiandairenmeicuole。
gudaixiaotaiyiganzheimehezhuzishuohua？bupabeituochuquxuele！
“你能帮我做啥？”
mengquecongxiuzilinaleyixiaojuantong，“moufan？”
shenshoujiuyaolehehejieguodeyuchun，hedeshouyisuo，yaotou，“neininahuiqu，niyejiwohuiqu。jifenhaiwo......”
tazhifuzelacpde，kebudaifuzezouquanmouluxian。
“怂什么？”
yuanlai，junxiufengyaaogudoushibiaoxiang，nanrenyizhangkou，jiuhuisuoyou。
“zheishinijiexialaiderenwu。”
“gongsibuzhirenwuweishenmebuzhijiemianbantongzhi？”
gaodezheimeguzaozuoshenme，youzhinengbuyong。
mengquezuijiaoyiche，“nixiangbuxiangwanchengrenwu，zaodianjinshengweigongsijinpairenwuyuan，nazhegaoxindengshangwangluohongrenbang？”
“yizhangkou，laohuabingrenle......”yuchunzuijiaojiangyingdicheleyixia，shenshoujieguojuantong，meiyoulijidakaikan，tahuyididingzhemianqiandenanrenkanleyihui，coujin，haoqidishenshoulalexiatadelianpi，“nishixitongbiande？zenmezuodezheimezhenshia，wohaiyiweishiquanxitouying。”
“松手。”
mengquewuyudiwangzhebangeshenzidouyaocongtashangshuaixialai，chaozijidelianxiashoudenvren，yanlihuaguobunai。
“biea，renwushangshuole，nishiwodenpc，wowanchengrenwulenicainenggenwoyikuaihuiqu。”yuchunsongshoule，buwangnianlenianzhifu，wu，pifuzhenhua。
taxiangshitucaizhuside，tuiyipan，zuozaitashang，dayeyiyangdezuilian。
“yongxiandaihualaishuo，wo，shiniweimianlidelaoda，nishixiaodi，detingwode，dong？”
“呵。”
mengqueqingxiaoleyisheng，yiweibumingdidingzhetadeyanjingkan。
suiji，yishengcanjiaochuanchuguanghuagong。
响彻琼宇。
diwutiankanzheqiantoudegongdian，bujinjiaobuyidun，kanleyanshenhouderongfei，“nishuo，guifeiduigongbishiyongkuxing？”
tameixinyizhe，daizhenongnongdefeijie。
rongfeibuquedingdidianlexiatou，“chenqietingchuanzhaoneiwujideshiweishizheimegeyisi......danjutide，haishideyanjianweishi。”
diwutianweidiantou，neikenengshitatingcuole。
ganggangneicanjiaosheng，tingzheyoudianxiangshiguifeifachude，buguozenmekenengni？
nanbuchengwujiduiguifeishiyongkuxing，zheishuodetongme？
xierhewuqingchengduanzhecha，jinghuangdiwangneidianjijiganlai。
bianjiannianqingjunxiudemengtaiyi，yigenyouzhangyouxideyinzhen，zhazaiguifeideheguxueshang，guifeineizhishoudouzaizhan，yaozhechun，yifubeishilekuxingdeyangzi。
yuchunkanzheyizhenzhazaitahukoushang，haobushouruandenanren，yanlihanzheyipaoyanlei，dengzheta。
haojiahuo，guoguozuiyindouburangde，zheidaodishijianglijitadenpc，haishidaiweijianduhechengfatade？
“niangniangshuotoutong，heguxuezhashangyizhen，nenghuanjie，ninxianzaikefouhaoxiele？”
mengquezairenqian，duiyuchunneijiaoyigegongjingyouwenhe，manshiyizhefumuxindeguanhuai。
yuchunyaoya，jichuyigebikuhainankandexiao，“haoduole，zhenshi‘youlao’mengtaiyile。”
“niangniangyanzhong，zheishiweichenyingjindebenfen。”
mengquezuijiaoyigou，younaleyigenyinzhen，yuchunkaishiwanghouduo，jianqingxingbudui，biankaishimaiguai。
“butengle，bengongjuededahaole，buyongshizhenle。”
“shime，zhendaoshijuede，jiranzheizhenzheibanyouxiao，gaiduozhajixia，wanwuyishi。”
zheishi，yidaoyouyuanjijindeshengyin，daizhe“wangbazhiqi”chuanlai。
yuchunleidadongle，takanxiangyipangdewuqingcheng——
女配，给我上啊！