“zhaoyi！”woniutoukanxiangneigezhongnianfunv，woganggangtingdaobierenhantazhaoyiyinggaishimeijiaocuode！
“xiaojie，ninyoushenmefenfu？”zhaoyiganjinzoushangqianlai。
“haiyoumeiyoubiedeyifu？”
zheiyijushaoshuoyeyoujibaijianyifu，danshimeiyouyijianshifuhezheigenianjide。
zhaoyi：“xiaojieyaoquyimaojiankankanma？”
“zouba，qutiaoyijianfangbianhuodongdeyifu！”
woyaxiaxintoudezhenjing，duizhaoyishuodao。
ai，xiangwoshengqianlejinlekuyaodaicaiyouleyigexiaofangzideshoufu，zheiyuanzhulianyifudouyoudandudefangjian，zhenshirenbirenqisiren！
daoleyimaojianwogengzhenjingle，zheiyajialidaodiduoyouqian！zheizhenggeyicengloushijigefangjianjingranquanshiyimaoshoushijian。hao！chulezheigeziwoyexiangbudaobiedezilaixingrongle！
“ze，jiuneijianzhangqunba！”
wodazhikanlelianggefangjian，jiufaxianyuanzhuduiqunzhuangmizhizhizhe，jibaishangqiantiaoqunzijingranzhaobudaoyitiaokuzi，haoburongyikanjianyijianhaishichaoduanku，zhijielupigudeneizhong。wodoubuganchuan，yebuzhidaoyuanzhushiliusuizenmeganchuanzheizhongduanku。
“是，小姐！”
zhaoyirangrenbazhangqunnalechulai，bangwohuanshangle。
mibaiseguabodabaizhangqun，xiongqianyigeqianzongsehudiejieshejidegewaihaokan。zheijianqueshihaoduole，bushitebiebaolu。qichuang、xishu、huanyi，zhengzhenglangfeileyigexiaoshicaigaoding、wokanleyiyanshouwanshangdebiao，xianzaidoujiudianbanle，zaichigezaocanneibudeshidianle！zheixueshangdeyetairenxingle。
wojidewoshanggaozhongdeshihouzaoshangwudianqichuang，liudianbanjiushangzaozixile，yitianshigexiaoshixuexishijian，rendouxiangjiqiyiyanglunzhouzhuan，naxiangzheia，jianzhinaozhewanni！dengwodaolecantingfaxianzhiyouzhangyue，yejiushiyuanzhudemamazaiyongcan。
wonaoziliyouguanyuyuanzhufumudejiyi，suiranyebuwanquan，danbuzhiyurenbuchulaitabama。
“tangtang，zenmejintianqidezheimezao？”
zhangyuekandaowoxiaolexiao，zhanqishenxiangwozoulai。
zhangyuekanqilaisanshiwusuizuoyou，mianrongjiaohao，shencaiyehenbang，bukuishiyongqianzachulaidepinang，baoyangchengzheiyangqueshihenhaole。
“突然就醒了呢！”
wobeizhangyuelazheshouzouxialou，zoudaocanzhuoqianzuolexialai。
zheihaixingdezao，gujiwogangdaoxuexiaozuorepigujiufangxueleba。
“aiyou，kebieshiwojiabaobeiershentichulewentiba！mamibangnijiaoyisheng······”
shuozhezhangyuejiuyaodadianhua。
“mamiya，wozhendemeishi，wojiushizuoleyigeqiguaidemeng。xinglaijiuxiangtonglehenduoshiqing，woxiangyaozuoyigeqinfendehaohaizi！”
wolianbuhongxinbutiaodechezhehuang。
congwobiyejinrushehuihou，wojiuxuehuilechengnianrentongyoudeyuanhuaheshigu。
nianqingdehaizijinrushehuihoudouhuibeidamodiaolengjiao，qushiyingzheigeshijie。
“wodetianxinbaobeizhangdale，mamihaoxinwei，mamiweinigandaozihao！”
zhangyuepengzhewodelianyilianxiaoyi。
“mamichifanba，wohaiyaoganjinshangxueni！”
我嘿嘿笑了几声。
wobamayebuzhidaoxianzaizenmeyangle，baifarensongheifarendebeijujingranhuifashengzaiwoshenshang，tamengujiyaoshangxintoule！
woxinlinanguodewuyifujia，dantongshigengjiajiandinglewoyaohuidaoxianshishijiedexin。
daolexuexiaowoyoushidachiyijing，zheijianzhijiushitiantangba！zheiyulesheshigendaxingyoulechangyiyang，haiyouzhuanmendetesejiaoxuelou。
wozhanzaixiaoyuanmenkoulengzhule，turanyizhenchelabashengcongwoshenhouxiangqilai，wohuiguoshenwangshenhoukanqu。
yiliangjiazhangbandelaosilaisitingzailexiaomenkou，zhenggechezidoushanzheliangguang，xiangyitiaochangyouhaiyudeshayuyiyangbaqi。
“啊！！！”
turanxiangqilaidenvshengdejianjiaoshengbawoheleyiduosuo，wozheishicaifaxian，xuexiaomenkoulailehaoduoren。
“a，shiwoxinyidechuwangzima？”
“tianna，wangzidianxiakanwole！”
“woyaosile，haoshuaia！”
“······”
kanzhezhouweijiyufakuangdenvshengwowuzhuleerduo。
zheishicheshangzouxialaiyigenanren，shuotashinanshengshizaishitaiweihele。
zheinanrenkanzheshengaoyimijiu，danshishenshangmeishenmerou，zhenggerenshoudekepa。
taliangtiaotuixiangmiantiaoeryiyang，lianzhangdexianglvchengjingle。
yanjingxizhang，huoxianggedaolang，bizigenfayushibaidediaoyiyang，haiyouzui，waidegenzhaosichoufengside。
zhenggerendoutouluzhebutongfanrendechou。
malisuxiaoshuoliguanyunanzhudemiaoshutajingrandou“dui”shangle，xiuzhangdetui，daoxuebandemianpang，yingsunyibandeyanmou，gaotingdebiliang，sixiaofeixiaodezui······
“hahaha······”
woyigemeirenzhuxiaochulesheng。
等等，玛丽苏小说！
wokao！woturanyijiling，wobuhuizhendechuanyuedaomalisuxiaoshuolileba！
“a！chuwangzi，nengrangwogentatanyitianlianaiwosidouzhile！”
tingdaopangbiannvshengwunaodehuawoyishidaoleshiqingdeyanzhongxing。
五雷轰顶的感觉。
kuazhangdeshenshi，kuazhangdezhongren，choudebiejuyigede“wangzi”nanzhu······kao！gaisidexitongbutiaoxiaoshuosuibianrangrenchuanyueme？
“a！neigeshiliuliyue~anjilina~bingxuedieyinggongzhuma？tajingranhechutianbawangzizuotongyiliangchelaixuexiaole！”
“shibushineigeyongyouqicaitoufa，gaoxingshiyanjinghuibianchengzise，shangxinshihuibianchenglansedeliuliyue~anjilina~bingxuedieyinghuagongzhu？”
“jiushita，meixiangdaowojingrannengyouxingjiandaogongzhudaren！”
tingdaozhouweirenshuodehua，wodeliandoukuaizhouchengbaozile，malisuxiaoshuomeipaole。
zheizhongxiaoshuojianzhishibaduzhedezhishangfangzaihuafenchilimoca，zheizhongshubutaijian，zuozhehuibeiduzhedekoushuiyansiba！
woxinlihaimeitucaowanjiukandaoyigetoudingwuyanliusedeshamatewanzheneigechutianbawangziwangxiaomenkouzoulai。
“登登登~”
wokao，naerlaideyinle？wokao！youshinaerlaidehongtanhehuaban？
wodengdaleyanjingkanzhepingkongchuxiandehongtan，naoziwengdeyixiajiumengle。
wodenaoziyinggaibeizuozherengdaohuafenchilile！
zheishamatexiaoguniangzhangdezheshiheren，yishuangyanjingdadexiangyitongqingwa，lianbaidexianggangcongbaimianganglilaoshanglaiyiyang，bizixiangpinuocao，zuibaxianghoupigu，xiabajiandehaoxiangnengchuopotaezhaobeidejiaxiong。
yaoxidexiangchibubaofandenanmin，piguyoudadelipuer······zheiliangyaoniehaizhenshijuepei！
“喂！”
shamategongzhuturantingzhulejiaobu，kanxiangwozheibian。
我扭头看了看周围。
“jiushishuonini，lintangzhou，nizenmechuandezheimehanchen？linshijituandeqianjinshenmeshihoubiandezheimeposule！hehehe~”