“霸霸~”
zhitingzheishengyinwojiuhunshenfamao。
“nizenmekeyidiuxiawojiuzouni？nishiweilezheigeyouchouyouganbiedenvrenma？”shamategongzhuxuanranyuqi，yilianbeitongdekongsuzhechutianba。
“ying，nizhidaoxiangwozheizhongshuaiqibadaodenanrenzhudinghuiyouwushunvrenweiwoqingxinde。”chutianbamifengzhetadexiaoyaner，yilianaonao。
“xu~”shamategongzhuzoushangqianqu，zhuazhulechutianbadeshou，dianzhejio，bashizhifangdaoletamolezhuyouyiyangdezuibashang，yilianchenzuideshuodao：“ba，wodong，wodongni！shinitaiguoyouxiu，shiwotaiguomeili。zheishijianderenmendouchongbaiyouxiuderen，xihuanmeilidedongxi。buguaini！”
wolianshangdebiaoqingninggule，kanzhepingkongchuxiandetouyingzaizheiliangerbishenshangdedengguangwoyijinghendandingle。
zheizhongxiaoshuoyaoshenmejieju？zheiliangqipazaiyiqijiudele，haiyaowozuoshenmeni？
danshi，gushirengjiuzaijixu。
neiliangzhizhangermojilebangexiaoshicaixieshouzoujin“haohuadayoulun”！
woxiangzhelaidoulaile，bucengdunfanchishizaishuobuguoqu，yegenzhechutianbajinleyoulun。
youlunlimianhaishibijiaoxiangyangde，zuiqimameiyouwaibiaoneimekuazhang。
buguo，zheixielaicanjiapartyderen······
yidaqunshenchuanxizhuangdejingshenxiaohuoerhehuazhizhaozhandejingshenxiaomeierzaishanyaodedengqiuxiayaohuashoushishenmeyulexiangmu。
kandaochutianbaheshamategongzhuguolaile，yaodezhenghuandejingshenxiaohuoerhejingshenxiaomeierdoutinglexialaizidongweitamenrangchuleyitiaolu。
buxiaodenaerlaideliezhiyinxiangfangqile《jintianwoyaojiajini》deyinle。
zheibushishengripame？fangzheigeyinleshayisi？
wocongchuanyuedaozheibushulizuodezuiduodebiaoqingjiushiheirenwenhaolian。
haiyou，chutianbabushizhuanmenerbawocongjialijiechulailema，zhuanyanjiubawoliangdaoyibianle？
“meilideliuliyue~anjilina~bingxuedieyinggongzhu，niyuanyitongwotiaoyizhiwuma？”chutianbayilianshenqing（weisuo）dekanzheshamategongzhu。
“e~baba~woyuanyi~”
“啪啪啪啪~”
zhongrenweizheijuemeiailiangandongdereleiyingkuang，fenfenguzhangjiaohao。
womomodizhanzaixiaojiaoluolikanzhezheiyiqunyaomoguiguaiyanxi。
“砰~啪~”
lihuacongtianerjiang，luozaixingfudeyounierrenzushenshang。
jiezheyinleshengjixuxiangqi，dahuoeryoukaishiniudongqitamenshouruodexiaoshenbaner。
haozaizheihuiermeiyourenzhuyiwo，wosixiakanlekan，zhaodaolefangshiwudezhuozi，jiezhexiaobunuoleguoqu。
zheizhuozishangdeshiwukanqilaimeiweijile，woqidaidecuozheshou。
xiangwohuozhedeshihouweilezanqianmaifangzihaifangdai，doushilesilekuyaodaishenghuo，yiniandaotouxiaguanzideshihouquzhikeshu。
xianzaihaole，renyemeile，qianyemeile，yemeihaohaoxiangshoushenghuo。
renshengkuduan，jishixingle！
古人诚不欺我也！
wonaqiyigedalongxiaqidaideyaoleyikou，a······
yi？wodeweijuechuxianmaobinglema？
woyouyaoleyikou，zixijujiaozhe，pinweizhe。
zheitemeshilatiaoweierdelongxiama？
wodiudiaolongxia，younaqiyigebaoyuyaoleyikou，guodong？
woyouduanqiyibeihongjiu，heleyikou，kao！
冰红茶！
苍天呐！
nengbunengrangmalisuwendezuozhetingzhitazheiwuchuanfangdexiangxianglia！
“大家安静一下！”
yinleturantingle，yigenazhehuatongtoudingjimaodanzidejingshenxiaohuoerkaishijianghua。
“huanyinggeweilaidaochutianbawangzideshengriyanhui，xianzairangwomenyouqingwomenyanhuidezhujiao，chutianbawangzi！”
“啪啪啪啪~”
youshiyizhenkuazhangdezhangsheng。
chutianbagaoangzhetou，mizheyanzoudaolegaotaishang，jieguohuatong。
“咳咳！”
chutianbajiqizuozuodeqingleqingsangzi，lalelazijidemilaoshulingjie，jixushuo：“dajiahao！”
chutianbaxiaozhedianzhetou，yifucunerlilaoganbudemoyang。
wohezhebeizilidebinghongcha，yizaizhuozishangkankanmomojijidechutianba，youkankanyilianmiliandekanzhetadeshamategongzhu，xinlimomodahan：zheishenmeshihoushigetouera！
“qishijintianchuleshengri，wohaiyoulingwaiyijiandashiyaoxuanbu！”chutianbakanxiangshenbiandeshamategongzhu，“woheqinaideyinggongzhuyeyaodinghunle！”
“哇~~~~”
“天呐！”
dixiaderenkaishihongnaoqilai。
“dangran，zheibingbudaibiaowodemeilijiucizhongjie，worengjiushiwanqianshaonvxinmuzhongdebaimawangzi。nimenkeyijixuchongbaiwo，aimuwo！”
chutianbasipibuyaoliandeshuozhe，jingshenxiaomeiermendoujianshengjiaoqilai，gegelianshangdoudaizhehuachidexiaorong。
zheibujiushimingmuzhangdandezhama？haiyoucaigaozhongjiudinghun？weichengnianzheiyangzibufanfama？
wohaoxianggentamenbuzaitongyigeshijie。
ai，zhongjiushiwobugouzhizhang，wufarongrutamen！
sheidongneizhongzhongrenjiezuiwoduxingdewuzhuhejimoni？xiangdaozheili，releidashilewoxiongqiandehonglingjin！
咳咳！戏演过了。
“jiexialaidierzhiwu，woxiangyaoqinglintangzhouxiaojiepeiwoyiqitiao！”chutianbaturanzhixianglewo，dengguangyeshunjianzhaolianglecishiwuzhuruoxiaodewo！
“哇，好羡慕~”
“a！！！ruguochuwangzinenggenwotiaowujiuhaole！”
“xiangyongyou······”
woganjinbaishou，“wo，woturanxiangshangcesuo，buhaoyisi！”
wotaomingyiyangdexiangyaopaochuqu，danshishenziquedongbulele！
“buyaohaixiu，zheishiniderongxing！”
woyanzhengzhengkanzhechutianbaduiwoshenchuletadeguizhuazi。
我！不！要！
shenmeguixitong，jianzhihairenbuqian！
jujuewuyong，chutianbayibalanzhulewodeyao，bawoliantuodaizhuaidedaidaolewuchizhongyang。
wokanzheshamategongzhuhenbudeshalewodebiaoqing，yehenwunai。
zheinvzhuzahuishier，jiukanzhewoqiangtananrenma？
buganjinxiangbanfaganzouwo，zhanzaineierdengwoyoupiyonga！
“jinglei，zheitongtianxiuweitiantadixianzijinchui······”
chutianbaturanfangkaiwoyaozhehuashouchangqilege？？？
zhongrenweizhewomenyekaishishehuiyao。
wokao，wozhanzaizhongrendezhongxinsesefadou。
wodezhengchangrangwogentamengegeburu！
“heng，nilianwudoubuhuitiaohaixianggenwozhengbaba！”
zhengdangwowuzhudaoxiangyaozhehuashoufeizoushi，shamategongzhuniuzhepiguguolaile！
救星啊！恩人呐！
woreleiyingkuangdekanzhezheigeshamateponiang，neixinchongmanleduitadeganji。
“wozhenben，yaodoubuhuiyao。genliuliyue~anjilina~bingxuedieyinggongzhubiqilaiwojiushigezhazha，wangzizhiyounicainengpeideshang！”
wozhenchengdeduishamategongzhushuozhe。
“suannishixiang，haibuganjinzou！”shamategongzhuyongtaneifeishuodetunbubawojidaoleyibian。
kanzhegenchutianbayaodaoyiqideshamategongzhuwoduitachongmanle“ai”yi，duoxietajiuwoyushuihuozhizhonga！