看到我军训用定制脸盆后,舍友疯了第3章

takanzhewo,lianshangmanshideyidexiao。

“daoqian?woweishenmeyaodaoqian?woshuodenajubushishihua?”

tashuozhe,shunshounaqipangbiandeyipingbingkele。

“aiya,tiantairele,woshouhuale。”

takuazhangdijingjiaoyisheng,manmanyipingkele,zaitakeyideqingxiexia,jinshupozailewochunbaidewaitaoshang。

zheijianwaitao,chedihuile。

“duibuqi,duibuqialinmo。”

tajiaxingxingdicouguolai,shenchushoujiuyaolaichewodeyifu。

“wobushiguyide,nikandounongzangle,wobangnituoxialaixixi?”

tadezhijia,yankanjiuyaopengdaowodelingkou。

我再也忍不了。

wotaiqijiao,yongjinquanshenliqi,yijiaohenhenchuaizaitadeduzishang。

zhoulingfachuyishengcanjiao,gongzheshenzishuaizaidishang,baozheduziaihaoqilai。

“sharenla,linmodarenla。”

jiaoguandenuhoushengcongbuyuanchuchuanlai。

“那边干什么呢?”

tachongguolai,kanleyiyanzaidishangdagundezhouling,

youkanleyiyanzhanzhedewo,bufenqinghongzaobaidizhizhewo。

“linmonizaiganshenme,muwujilv,oudatongxue!likequraozhecaochangpaoershiquan。”

我没跑。

jiaoguanzhengyaofazuo,fudaoyuancongcongpaoleguolai,zaitaerbiandiyulejiju。

jiaoguandeliansebianleyoubian,zuihoubuganxindidenglewoyiyan,huishourangwoguidui。

danzheijianshi,genbenmeiwan。

两天后,全院大会。

woyinweiwuguoudatongxue,qingjieelie,beiyaoqiushangtaizuogongkaijiantao。

wozhanzaitaishang,yiyanbufa。

taixiajiqianshuangyanjingdingzhewo。

zhoulingzuoweishouhaizhe,fuzhehuatongzhandaolewopangbian。

taxianshishenshenjuleyigong,yanleijiudiaolexialai。

“geweilaoshi,geweitongxue,dajiahao。”

“wolaizishanli,shicunlidiyigedaxuesheng。”

“wobamashuo,yaohetongxuetuanjieyouai。”

“kewobuzhidaowozuocuoleshenme。”

tashuodaozheili,shengyinkaishigengyan,

“wodeshiyoulinmo,tayongdedongxidoufeichanganggui,yigelianpen,yipinghufupin,kenengjiushiwomenjiayiniandeshouru。”

“wozhishihaoqi,xiangkankanneishishenme,tajiudalewoyibazhang。”

“tabajiwankuaidemianshuangrengjinlajitong,woquantabuyaolangfei,tajiujuedewozaixiuruta。”

“junxunshi,wozhishibuxiaoxinbakelesazaitashangwankuaideyifushang,tajiuduizhewodeduzihenhendichuai。”

taixiaxiangqiyipiandaoxilengqideshengyin,

“tiana,yetaiguofenleba?”

“zhenshizhangzheyouqianweisuoyuwei。”

“zheizhongrenzenmekaojinwomenxuexiaode?”

“neigezhoulingkudezheimekelian,congshanlikaochulaiduoburongyi,haiyaobeizheizhongfujianvbaling。”

zhoulingdekusu,rangwochenglezhenggexuexiao,zuiedudefujianv。

dangwan,xuexiaoluntan,yigejiajingpiaohongdetiezidingleshanglai。

《bayibajinrongxixinshenglinmohetadetutoudizhonghaijinzhu》

tieziyongnimingdefangshi,miaoshuleworuhebeiyigewushiduosuidetutoulaonanrenbaoyang。

shuowodeyinpenshiqingqudaoju,shenxianshuishipeishuidebaochou。

neijianfangshaiyi,gengshi‘jilieyundong’houdejiangli。

xiamianhaifulezhangwozaisushemenkoubei***de,mianmumohudezhaopian。

neishuxideqiangdiao,chulezhouling,woxiangbudaodiergeren。

我回到宿舍。

yijinmenzhoulingkandaowo,jiuyinyangguaiqide,

“yo,damingrenlaile。”

wojiangshoujipingmuduidaotamianqian。

“zhouling,shinigande。”

“likeshandiaotieziheduanxin,daoqian。”

wodeshengyinhenpingjing,meiyouyisibolan。

她突然笑得猖狂,

“shi***deyouzenmeyang?niyouzhengjuma?”

“zenme?xinxule?panineigejinzhubabazhidaole?niganrangtalaizhaowoma?”

“niyejiuzheidianbenshile,beiwoshuozhongtongchu,zhiganlaizhaowozheigeqiongxueshengsaqi。”

shuowankaishiyongshouji,zaisusheligongfanggezhong‘xiaosanzhige’,shengyinkaidaozuida。

“shisheizaiyongpipadanzouyiqudongfengpo,xiaosandeshangweishineimede***luo......”

tahaigenzhehengchang,yanshenyixiayixiadipiaoxiangwo,chongmanletiaoxin。

lingyigeshiyougangadidaishangleerji,jiazhuangshenmedoutingbujian。

我没理她。

我点开了录音功能。