“不嫁？”
weiwuwenyan，zuijiaoweiweichouchule，xindao：“tiangoubufennannv！wangyuyanzheihuonamingqutianmurongfu，tiandaozheigefenshang，tiangouzheizhongrongyuchenghaodoupeibushangtale，yinggaijiaotianlang！
舔狗中的战狼！
敢拒老子的婚！
laozikeshiyounenglifenfenzhongrangmantuoshanzhuangjiquanbuliu，hengshibianye，xueliuchenghe！
zheishaquejingranweilesuoweideaiqing，sihaobugujiqinrendeshengsi？
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dangbuleninanren，laozidangnidie！”
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“叮！”
“选择功能启动。”
“xuanzeyi：bisiwangyuyan，jianglitieshixinchang。”
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neiyanghuishaohenduolequde。
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“选择二！”
weiwumeiyousihaojiujie，zhijiezuochuxuanze。
“gongxisuzhuxuanzeer，jianglilonghuzhiwei。”
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ruguocichuxuyaoyinyongyijutaici，bixushigongfulideneijujingdiantaici。
还有谁？！
还有谁？！
yigenanrenruanjianyingjiandouwudile，zenmekenengbujiaoao？zenmekenengbuzihao？
weiwuturanganjuelonghuzhiweijiashangtianfuyibing，laoyouyizhonghuafengzouwaideganjue。
zanzheishichuanyuedaozhengjingzongwushijielema？
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neizhenshiyiduan***ranshaodesuiyue，meitiandouyouyongbuwandejingli。
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想怎么就怎么看！
bieshuokanle，dongshoudongjiao，bierendouguanbuzhe。
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这个就是爱情！
我爱你妈麻花情！
liqingluokebushiyiyang，tashichengshuwenzhongshidatidenvren，henqingchujujueweiwudehouguo。
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敢拒绝？
zhendanggusutuhuangdideminghaoshikaiwanxiaode？
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