第三章 论侍寝的技巧

yuelingyueshunshiqilai,guaiqiaodizhanzaixiaoshiyanshenpang,qiaoqiaodidaliangxiaoshiyan。

yanqianzheigeqingniantianzishengaoyingyou180,fengshenjunlang,qizhigaoguiyouya,zhangnianjuzaigaowei,zidaiyiguweiyanzhishi。

guaibudeyuanzhuzaijialinaozhefeiyaojingong,chongzhehuangdidewaimao,yezhile。

yuanzhushijialiweiyidenver,jiwanqianchongaiyuyishen,jialiyuanmeixiangrangtajingong,danwunaiyuanzhuxihuanhuangdi,feijingongbuke,yezhihaotongyile。

xiaoshiyanyuguangpiejianmaosigongshun,shizeshenyoutianwaideyuelingyue,bujinshixiao。pingchangbuguanshichaochenhaishifeipin,mianduiziji,nagebushidaxingshierfenjingshen,weiduzheixiaopinfei,zhanzaitashenpangyenengzoushen。takaishihuaiyizijidepanduan,zheixiaopinfeizenmekanyebuxiangyouxinjide。

“chuanzhi,yuecairenjiudahuangziyougong,jinweimeiren”,tahuaixinyiqi,huranshuodao,fanzhengdoushiyaojishangcide,taxianzaiyaokanyixiashenyoudexiaopinfeinengfoufanyingguolai。

tashuowan,qiaoxiangxiaopinfei,xiaopinfeiguoranhaishidaidaidi,sihaomeiyoufanying。

“mofeiyuemeirenduizhendeshangcibuman?”xiaoshiyantigaoyinliangwendao。

“pinqiexiehuangshanglongen,huangshangwanan”,yuelingyuemengyijiling,huishenguolai,qiahaotingdaoleyuemeirenzheijigezi,congmangdunshenxieen。

xiaoshiyanjiandaoxiaopinfeilvexianhuangzhangdedongzuo,zuijiaobujinshaoweiwangshangyangqi。

zaichangdepinfeijiandaohuangdijiyuelingyuejinleweifen,shoulideshoupadoujiaochengshengzi,xinzhongdesuanshuidouyichuhoulong,douantanyuelingyuedeyunqi,weishenmejiubushizijiyudaodahuangziyundaojiuledahuangzini。

huanghouyouzhanlechulai,“huangshang,dahuangzisuishuowuai,xianrangzhuangchongyuandaitahuiquhaohaoxiuyangba。”

“ng”,xiaoshiyanhaishihenguanxinerzi,chaoxiangzhuangchongyuan,“zhenheniyiqihuiqu。”shuowan,daizhezhuangchongyuanyixingrenzoule。

huangdizoule,zhongrenyesanle。

“gongxizhuzijinweimeiren”,huidaoxingyunge,qiangweihexiaoxizi,haiyoucushigongnvsiermeikaiyanxiaodijiyuelingyuedaoxi。

yuelingyuejinweile,napazhishiyiji,xinqingyeshimeimeide,“nimendouyouxinle,meirenshangshiliang,jintianxingyungejiacai”,tayigaoxing,jiujiangzijiyigeyuedeyuelihualechuqu。

gongzhongdefengzhuandezhenkuai,zuoerhaichibushangroudeyuelingyue,jinerjiuchishangletatediandedongporouhebabaoya。

guaibudejingongle,douhuidouzheng,buzhengyixia,shenghuozenmeguo。chibaohou,yuelingyuegangtangzaiguifeitashanggantan,qiangwei“dengdengdeng”dicongmenwaikuaisuzoujinlai,“meiren,huangshanggenqiandetanggonggongdaizheshangciguolaile”。

yuelingyuewunaicongtashangqilai,chumenyingjie。

menwaidetangdezhengqiaojianyuelingyuechulai,xiaomimidishuodao:“meirenxiaozhu,huangshangyoushang”,ranhou,kaishichangbaohuangdideshangci。

changbaowan,tangdezhengzhenglileyixiayifu,yansudao:“huangshangkouyu,jinwanyuemeirenshiqin。”

yuelingyuexieguotangdezhenghou,piaoleyiyanqiangwei,qiangweilikewangtangdezhengshoushangsaileyigezhuangyoulianggejinhuashengdehebao,

tangdezhengganshouzheshoulichenchendezhongliang,xiaoronggengjiazhenchenglejifen。

wanshangqianqinggongguolaijierendejingranhaishitangdezheng。tangdezhengzuoweixiaoshiyandeyuqiandataijian,jierendeshiqingbenjiubuyongtaqinziguolai。

zhibuguojintiantadakaihebao,kandaolimiandebushiyinzi,shijinzihou,doubudebugantanyuelingyuededafang。benchaoyiliangjinzikeyihuanshiliangyinzi,yuelingyueyichushou,jiushitangdezhenglianggeyuedeyueyin。

tangdezheng:huangshanga,bushinucaimeiguqi,shizaishinidemeirenchushoutaikuochuole。

daoleqianqinggongqindianhou,yuelingyueyoushiyiqiangweisaijitangdezhengyigehebao,hebaolimianhaishijinhuasheng,tangdezhengledeyanjingdoumichengyitiaofeng。

yuelingyueyigerenzuozaiqindianli,dengdaizhehuangdi。cishideta,gubushangtucaozheizhongdaiyudebugong,neixinquanshi,yihuiyaohehuangdijiangjiangniangniang,tayaozenmezuo,shiyaoreqingyaomeini,haishiqingchunxiusehao?

a,yaozenyangcainengyijujianghuangdimizhu,congciyihou,chuleta,qitarendousuoranwuwei。

jiuzaitahusiluanxiangdeshihou,dianwaichuanlaiwenjiandejiaobusheng,tamangshouqizijisanluandesixu,taiyanwangxiangmenwai,jiukandaoxiaoshiyanzoulejinlai。

doushuodengxiakanmeiren,gengshengbairi。zheijuhuatongyangshiyongyujunqiaodehuangdi。dengguangxiadexiaoshiyan,yishenchangfu,bibaitianshaoleyiguweiyan,dangengjiajunqiao,yuelingyueyishikanmile。

xiaoshiyanjianzhuang,benbushizenyanghaodexinqingmomingdibiandeyukuai。

“zenmeyang,haimanyizhenderongmaoma”,xinqingbianhaodehuangdijiuxiangdounongtadexiaopinfei。

“pinqiejihuangshangqingan,huangshangzhangdejunlangfengshen,qidubufan,rangpinqiebeimizhulebunengziba··”,beihuangdijingxingdeyuelingyuemeiganshoudaohuangdiyisiyihaodebuman,jiubuqingzuile,zhishixiaomimidijihuangdixinglegechangli,danyefengshanglezijidecaihongpi。

tingdaoxiaomeirenruanruannuonuodecaihongpi,zaikanyanqiandexiaopinfei,shuzhejiandandeshizifaji,jiuyongyigenbiyuzanzhuangshi,liansebushizhifen,gengxiandeqinglituosu,xiangshibushirenjianyanhuodexianzi。

kanzheyuelingyue,xiaoshiyandeyanshenzhujianyouan,buzhidaoyanqiandexianziyihuijianghuizhanfangzenyangdefengqingni。

xiangdaozheili,huangdiyebuweiquziji,jiangyuelingyuedahengbaoqi,jiuwangchuangtashangzouqu。

“a~”,zhouranlingkong,yuelingyuebuyoudejinghuyisheng,bennengdibaozhulehuangdi。

yuelingyueganjuezijibeifangzaichuangtashang,xiaoxinzangputongputongditiao,yaoshiqinle,wanle,tahaimeixianghaoyaoyongshenmefenggea,zenmeban。

keshihenkuai,tajiufaxianzijixiangshenmedoushiduoyude,beihuangdijiudizhengfadeguochengzhong,taquanchengdanaokongbai,yishidoushimilide,zhishipingzhebennengpeihezhehuangdi。

baofengzhouyuguohou,yuelingyuebeihuangdibaozhe,haoyihuilizhicaimanmanhuilong,xiangdaoganggangliangrenjinglideshiqing,bianchengleyizhizhushudexiazi。

xiaoshiyankanzheyanqiandeshuxia,huiyiqiyuelingyuechuhuyiliaoderouruanshenqu,zhijuedeshenxintongkuai,gangxiangjiaorenjinlaijiliangrenchongxi。

buzhidaoweishenme,yuelingyuenaohailihuranshanguoyipianxiaoshuodeyijuhua,zuijiubidanaokuaidishuolechulai:“doumopopile”。

xiaoshiyantingle,eranleyishunjian,youanzhuyuelingyue,zaicijiangtajiudizhengfale。

menwaidetangdezhengtingdaolimiandeshengyinpingfuleyiduanshijian,caiyaofenfuqiangweijinquwenshifouyaojiaoshui,youtingdaolimianyouchuanlaishengyin,mangjiangmengdongdeqiangweilazhu,youtuihuishiwaidengzhe。