tashoubeimengdiyihui，zhixiangzhouweizhenjingdaomamuderenqun，neijiashirutonghuidongqianjunfachui：“nikankan！quanyuanlaoshao！dingzhelingxiashijidudexibeifeng！
jiuweilebangniqinjieyijiataogehuolu！zheishizuiposudejiejiganqing！zuizhenchengdelinlishouwang！zheishiniheyuzhukeyisiyijianta、keyiwuyanhuiyuwurudema？”
taziziqianjun，zaidujiangheyuzhudingzaile“quanyuangongdi”dechiruzhushang！
tademuguangrutonggaoyadian，bishizheheyuzhu，shengyindouranyadegengchen，meiyigezidoudaizheburongzhiyide、zuihoutongdiedeliliang：
“heyuzhu！woxianzaiminglingni！like！mashang！jijiajiasaozidaoqian！jiqinhuairutongzhidaoqian！jizaichangdequantijiefanglinjudaoqian！”
tadeshouzhizhongzhongzhixiangjiazhangshi、qinhuairu，haiyouyanfuguidengren：“ranhou！banigaidandezeren，jiwoqingqingchuchudanqilai！
jiajiadekunnan，nibixuguan！fanhe，nibixudai！meiyourenheshangliangdeyudi！fouze……”
yizhonghaihuayinyidun，muguangsaoguoquanchang，daizheyizhonglengkudejueduan，yiziyiju，rutongzuihoudexuanpan：“nijiudengzhezaixianjinsiheyuanchuming！mingshengzaijiedaochedichoudajieba！”
yali！rutongwandunbingshandiejia！hongranqingyaerxia！laizisiheyuanzuigaoquanweidewuqingcaijue！
ditou！renzui！shanggong！fouze，anzhaoyizhonghaideshuofajiushishenbaiminglie！zaizheinanluoguxiang95hao，naizhizhenggejiedao，douzaiwulizuzhidi！
heyuzhuliezhezui，yingzheyizhonghaineizuyidongchuanbingshandemuguang，lianshangneipidaojidiandexiaorongfeidanmeiyoushoulian，fanerrutongzhanfangdeyaohua，yuefadixiexing！
yuefadiciyan！yizhonghuochuqulede、hunbulindeguang，congtayandishenchumengdiliangqi！
daoqian？tachixiaoyisheng，shengyinbuda，queqingxidichuanbianmeiyigejiaoluo，daizheyizhongkantoushiqinghoudexinlawanwei：
“道歉？”
tademuguangzaiyizhonghaineizhang，zhennuweiyandelianshangtingliupianke，yousaoguojiazhangshiyaoyaqiechidefeilian，
qinhuairucangbaiweiqudeleiyan，zuihouhuanhuansaoguoheiyayaderenqun。
layuedehanfengdazhejuaner，chuiguoheyuzhushenshangyouzimahua、zhanzheqianniansouweidejiumianao，yechuiguotazuijiaoneimobinglengyouguntangdechaonongxiaoyi。
臭大街？
turanbuzhidaozende，heyuzhudenaoguazi，xiangshibeizheigenyoulengyouyingdegunzi，jimenshile，wengdeyishengjuxiang！zheijudadezhenzhanbushikongju，gengxiangshiyizhong……kaiguan！
yizhonghaineizhangbeinuhuo，shaodeniuqudetieqingliankong，jiazhangshineizhangtuomoxingzihengfei、feirouluanzhandetanlanlaolian，haiyouqinhuairuneifu“quantianxiawozuiweiqu”deqikumianju，
liantongzheiyuanzilijishishuanghunzazhemamu、lengmo、duji、kewangkanxideyanshen……
zheiyiqiezhenshidaochushoukejidejingxiang，mengdibeiyizhiwuxingjushoucubaodiniuqu、lashen、sisui！
轰隆！
yanqiandesuoyoudouzhale！bushizhalie，shironghua、xuanzhuan、chenlun！
binglengdeheshui，cigudejuewangshunjianyanmeitouding！shuicaodaizhehuaniyinxiandesiqichanraojiaohuai！
xiaonvhaijianruikuhandeweiyinrutonggangsiguaguotougu……
ranhou，guangguailuli！secaizhalie！
“heyuzhu！nizheige21shijidedacongming！huozheshihoukudangli，neidianhuahuachangziwandetingliua！
wanhuacongzhongguopianyebuzhanshen？zhuangnilaolaodeqingsheng！jieguoni？yansi！yansinigewangbadan！gai！jiaonilang！jiaonixiadese！”
yigecuyebaolie、tuomoxingzifangfoneng，chuantoushikonghudaolianshangdeshengyin，zaiheyuzhuzhaliedeyishishenchu，kuangbaojiaoxiao！
tabeiyizhongwuxingdeliliangmengdiguanzaiyigebingleng、huanidedishang。dimianbuzhishishenmecaizhi，qiheizhongshanshuozhediandianguiyixuesedeanmang。taitouyikan！
meiyouwuding！gaomiaobuzhijiwanlideqiongdingzhishang，fangunzhenongchourumozhibandexuanwo，xuanwozhongxintoushechuliangdaoniu，qujiuchandeguangzhu，
yibaiyihei，toushezaitamianqian。guangzhuliliangge“ren”？
baideneidao，shenxinggaoshoudebuxiangrenlei，xianggenbeifengganlazhangdezhugan，hunshenguozaiyijianliangdeciyande、xianchenburandebaipaozili，neipaozizhangdetuodi。
bozishangmiandingzhege，mianqiangchengzhiweitoudewanyier？yizhanglianxuebaixuebai，meiyisixuese，pianpianzuichunyoudiandexiangganghelerenxue，
cikeneichunweiweiliekai，guazheyisikanjinshijianhuangmiubaitaidelengmoxiaoyi，youqineishuangyanjing，zhiyouyanbai！
kongdongdongde，biwanzaixuanbinghaileng！shoulihaituozheyitiaoxizhangde、shanzheyouguangdesuolian，lianzilingyitoubuzhengshiziji？
pangbianheiqiqineidaoguangzhuli，aidundunpanghuhuyigeshenying，xiangyituanfazhangdeheiseliezhimianhuatang。
tongyangguozheshenfeidaqiheidezhangpaozi。neizhangpanglianshangdaoshiwuguanqiquan，kexijichengyituan，choumeikulianxiangshigangbeicuileyibainianzhai。
zuichunqueshigexinghongdedaoyueya，sixiaofeixiaotouzheyiguzi，xiexingdedoulejinger，yishuangxiaoyanjingdaoshiyouheiyouliang，zeiliuliuluanzhuan，kanshenmedoutouzheguxinxiandelezi。
tashoulimeinasuolian，niezheyibenjudawubide、fengmianluoyinzheniuqu，zhengningeguitouludecezi，zhengqiaozheerlangtuiyouzaiyouzaidifanzhe。
“zenme？kanshale？haishizhuomozhetangxialaijiezhezhuangsi？zheilishiyoudoucheng！laozidedipan！ni！sile！dongbudong？xinxianchuluderehuwanghun！
heiguanglineiweidaoyueyadazuiyizhangyihe，shengyinjiushigangcaineigebaozaoruleiguanerde，tuomoxingzisijian，zhendexukongdouzaiwengwengxiang。
tapayishengheshangshoulidejudacezi，fengpishangneieguitouluniuquleyixia。
heyuzhunaozihaishiyipianhundun，xiayishidihuileyiju，sangmenjuranyebuxiao，daizheyiguhunbulindepiqi，wanquanshibennengfanying：“shawanyier？yanwangye？jiuninerweizhei……
zheizaoxing？baiwuchangshuaqiangqi？heiwuchangnageipad？wanercosplayni？”
tahuayichukoujiuhouhuile，zhuyaoshiyanqianzheijingxiangtaiguohuangdanbujing，genyiqiangangpianlikandaodepanguan，huafengchadeyetaiyuanle！
“aiyowei！zezeze！ipad？haiaipiaidini！”heiguanglideheiwuchanghuozhequeqieshuo，zheiweiyanwangdadamengdiyipaidatui，neibendacezichadianbeitapaifeichuqu。
taxinghongdedaoyueyazuiliedelaoda，lianshangdefeirouyukuaididoudongzhe，kanxiangbaiwuchang：“laofan！chouchou！zanmendifugongzuoyegenbushangyangjianchaoliule！
liangepocezidououtle！hahaha！aidui！xiaozi！laozibujiaoheiwuchang，laozixingbugengmingzuobugaixing，zhangguanzheifanglunhuisuoyanjunshiye！