开局成傻柱，全院大会狂怼易中海庞贝城的丁瑶-著

小说简介

pangbeichengdedingyaoweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《kaijuchengshazhu，quanyuandahuikuangduiyizhonghai》。gushizhujiaoheyuzhuyizhonghaidechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi，yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。daizheyizhongchuanyueshikongde、jiduanmieshidelengku：“kaichuwochuyuanzi？”tayusupinghuan，xiangshizaichenshuyigezaijiandanbuguodeshishi，youxiangshi……。

精彩章节

jiazhangshiganghaichenjinzaishazhujijiangditou、fanhetuoshoukededekuangxizhong，neifu“silannigouzui”dezhengning，haiguazailianshang，

cikebeizheisangezimengdiyizhuang，zhangzhededazuiwanglehelong，huoxiangzhibeiqiazhubozidefeipanglaomuya，houlonglizhijichupofengxiangside“he…he…”sheng。

qinhuairuyizhidimeichuileide，“rouruo”zitaichedibengle！taxiayishidiyongneishuangzhangzhebojian、quecongweizhanguozhonghuodeshou，sisizuanzhulexigaishang，

neikuaixidefabaihaidazhebudingdejiushoujuan，lidaodadezhijiefanbai，shentijibukechadijuliedouleyixia。

taneichuizhedejiemaozhongyumengditaiqi，neishuangyingman“qiku”leishuideyanjingli，cikeqingxidiyingchunanyizhixindejinge，heyisishenzangdejudakonghuang！

tuichusiheyuan？shazhu……tazenmegan？tazenmeganzheimeshuo？haibaquanyuanzirendoudezuijinqulea？

sandayeyanfuguibiliangshang，neifuhoudiyanjinghualuoleyidajie，taneishuangjingyusuanjidexiaoyanjingci，kedengdeliuyuan，limianshengmanle，beimaofandejingnuhegengshende、rumangzaibeidesuanji！

shazhuzheishiyaobatiantonggekulongma？tashouzhitouxiayishidiqutuiyanjing，duoduosuosuotuilehaojixiacaifuzheng，neidongzuotouzheyiguqiansuoweiyoudehuangluan。

xudamaogengshimengdibazhengzhanglian，dousuojinleshuqidemianaolingzili，zhiluchuliangzhiyinweiguoduzhenjing，erdengdegunyuandeyanjing，yanlidexingzailehuozaobeiyizhong，“zheitamawantuole”dehoupaqudai！

zhiyuzhouweineijishihaoshenzhangbozidelinju，lianshangdemamu、lengmo、shibuguanjidekanxibiaoqing，shunjianxiangshibeidongjiangyoubeichuizizale！

退出四合院？

zheisangezixiangshimouzhongjinzhou，silieletamenmamudeshenjing，luchulimianshenzangde、beiyayidexiuchihefennu！

ketongshi，yizhonggengqiangliede、yuanziheyuzhuzheijuhua，beihouneihaobuyanshide“xianzhuozi”zitai，suodailaidechongji，rangtamendanaoyipiankongbai！

zheisijirutongyizhangbeiwuxingjushou，ladaojixiandegongxian，jinbengdaosuishihuizhaduan！

就在这时。

噗嗤！又是一声！

heyuzhukanzheyanqianyizhangzhang，jingnujiaojia、kongjucuoe、youruninggudiaoxiangbandelian，xiangshibengbuzhule，

zaiciconghoulonglijichuyishengduancude、jianruide、touzhewujinqingmiehehuajidechixiao！

tashenzhihaitaishou，pailepaizijishenshangneijian，zhanman“shitangtechan”souweidepomianao，danledangenbenbucunzaidehuichen。

neidongzuo，manbujingxin，youzaiyouzai，daizheyizhongguangwanlezangluanchadeshengkoushichang，houpaipai**zourendexianqi。

“zenme？zheijiumeihuale？chuminga！ganjinde！”heyuzhutaiqiyanpi，lanyangyangdisaoguoyizhonghaineizhang，qidekuaipenxuedelian，zuijiaoliekaiyigeeliewubidehudu：

“yidaye，liudaye，yanlaoshi，nimensanweiguanshierdeganjindabashoubawodemingchuleba，zanligeziju，angeshouyin，shengdeyihoubaichebuqing。”

tahuanshiyiquan，muguangrutongtanzhaodengbansaoguo，sanweiguanshidayeheheiyayaderenqun，

zuihouluohuidaoyizhonghailianshang，yanshenshunjianbianderuilirudao：“buguo，sanweidayekebazhaozicaliangle。”

tashengyinbugao，queziziqingxi，meiyigezidouqiaozaijijingdeyuanqiangshang，daizhejinshizhuangjidecuixiang：“wokeshijide，zheisiheyuansuiranshijiedaode，shigongjiade！danwoheyuzhuxianzaizhudezheigewutou！”

tashenshouzhilezhicemianneiliangjianzhongyuanzhengfangdefangxiang。

“yizhuanyiwa，yiliangyizhu！neihongtongtonggaizhedayindefangqi！keshizailaozidezhentouxinzilichuaizheni！baizhiheizi！tiedadepingju！”

tashenchushou，zhangxinxiangshang，fangfotuozheneiwuxingdequanbing。

“nimenyaochuwodeming？yaobawosaodichumen？”

heyuzhumengdibagaoshengyin，yanshenrutongshizhidedingzi，henhendingzaiyizhonghai，shunjianbiandeyouxiejiangyingdelianshang：“haoa！meiwenti！

buguowoheyuzhujiangdaoli！damenerchaonankai，youlimeilinachulaibaiche！”

tawangqianzhongzhongtaleyibu，bijinyizhonghaineizhangjiangzhudelaolian，yiziyidun，rutongxuanzhan：“neijiuqingninsanweidaye，

nachujiedaobanbaizhiheizigaizhangde、nengzhengdaguangmingbawoheyuzhu，congtazijijiafangqishangmoleming、hongchuqude——falvwenjianlai！”

hong——！zheiyici，sijibeichedidapo！

danbushibaofa，ershiyizhonggengweishenchende、daizhejingsongyiweidedaoxilengqi！

嘶——！

jishihaorenrutongbeiyigenwuxingdegangzhenzhale，qishuashuadaochouleyikouchegudehanqi！zheidongjingzaijijingdeyeli，yichangxiangliangcier！

什么？房契？

shazhuneipowuzi，youfangqi？tadiehedaqingjingrannafangqiliuxiade？tazhendenazhe？

zheiniantouxiangyidaokuangbaodeshandian，shunjianpikaileyuanzili，suoyoumamudedanao！

zaizheigeniandai，zaichengshitebieshizheiyangdedazayuanli，fangwudeguishumohubuqingdebibijieshi。dajiamorensheizhuzhejiushisheijiadedifang。

suoweide“guanshidaye”chulijiufen，yedaduoanzhaokoutouxieyi，huozhe“dajiagongren”laizhixing，henshaoyouzhenzhengtaochufalvwenjianbaichede！

yinweizhentaochulai，henduodongxijiubiandewubicuiruohekexiao！

yizhonghaineizhangcongqingbaizhanghong、youcongzhanghongzhuanweijiangzidelian，zaitingdao“fangqi”erzishi，rutongbeimengdichouganlexueye，shunjianshiqulesuoyouyanse，zhishengxiayizhongtuolizhangkongde，nanyizhixindesihui！

tazuichunduosuozhe，xiangshuoshenme，quefaxianzijihoulongfajin，yigezidoujibuchulai！

tazhigandaoyigubinglengdehanyi，congjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai！

liuhaizhong，zheiweiguanmierdaye，gangcaihaiduanzhejiazikanxi，cikeneiyuanpangdeshentimengdiyidou，lianshangneizhong“kanshazhudaomei”dexingfenshunjianjiangzhu，suijizhuanweinongnongdebuan！

taowenjian？falv？zhei……zheichaochuletadeyewufanweihelijienengli！tayanshenxiayishidipiaoxiangyizhonghai，xiwangzheiwei“zhuxingu”nengdingzhu。

sandayeyanfuguigengshiliansedabian：“fangqi”lianggeziduitazheizhongguzili，doukezhe“suanji”derenlaishuo，mingandurutongtingdao“huangjin”！

tanaozilifeisudibalaqilai——shazhuneizhengfang……weizhijijia，mianjihaida，haishisirenchanquanfang！

zhenchedaofalvshang，shazhuyaoshizhennazhefangqi……tamenzheixieguanshidayehongtazou？neijiaoqiangzhanminzhai！zheishinengzuolaode！

tabijianshunjianmaochuyicengximidelenghan，fuyanjingdeshoudoudegenglihaile。jingmingdenaodaiguafeikuaizhuandong，kaishizhongxinpinggujushi：

zheihunshui，buhaotang！yaoming！suli！