“嘿嘿……”
heyuzhuyouhuanglehuangbozi，fachukabaqingxiang，huoxianggegangshuixingdejietouhunhun。tazhongyuzhanzhileshenzi，dadalieliediyingzhequanyuangesegeyangdemuguang。
neixiaorongsiyizhangyang，haobushoulian，yanshenqingtiaodisaoguoyizhonghai、jiazhangshiheyanfuguineijizhanglaolian。
yanshenlinahaiyoubanfen“shazhu”dehanshi？zhishengxiajieaobuxundelengguang！
takaikou，shengyinhaidaizhediansuzuideshaya，queyichangqingxidigaiguolefengsheng：“woshuogeweijiefanglinjuzhangbeimen……”
taguyituozhanglediaozi，xiangyaojiangyigetiandadexiaohua。
“woshazhujingegaoxingzhengleliangkou，naozihaimeiwanquantouni。”tazhilezhizijinaodai，liezhezui：“buguoyidayegensandayedejinyuliangyan，womimihuhutingzhele。”
tamuguangdianxiangyizhonghaiheyanfugui，xiaoronggengxiexing：“‘bangchen’‘renyi’，zheihuawoaiting！tingzhebikaoyazihaixiang！xiangdewodoukuaiwanglezijishisheile！”
tahuayinyidun，lianshangneidiaoerlangdangdexiaoyi，rutongchaoshuibantunqu，yanshenzhouranbiandexueliangerfengli，xiangliangbaganggangmohaodetigujiandao，
mengdicixiangneijizhangxiemansuanjidelian——jiazhangshidetanlan，qinhuairudebeiqi，yizhonghaiyinzangzaiweiyanxiadecaozong。
“kewozheigangxingguomenerlai，yitaishou，jiuwenzhezijigezhiwozheiguziweier……”
tamengditaiqizijideyitiaogebo，coudaozijibizidixia，xianggelaotaowenchennianhaojiuban，jiqirenzhendi、kuazhangdichoudongleliangxiabiyi。
jinjiezhe，tazhengzhanglianrutongbeirengjinlemaokeng，wuguanshunjianzhousuochengyituan，meimaoyanjingbiziningzaiyiqi，zuijiaofengkuangxiangxiapiezhe，
haijiqibizhendiganouleyisheng，fachujudade“eou——！”
“nianglie！chongsilaozile！”heyuzhudeshengyindouranbagaobadu，daizhejingtiandongdidexianqi，zaihanfenglizhaxiang：
“jingezhibudingshizuotiandehuoer！shitanglitouyoujitong，shizaibunengyaodechennianlaoganshui，haojiahuo！neiweier！bishinianchendedidiweihaishangtou！
gezhemianaodounengatougutoufeng！shougeweidouchadianbageyewotouxunchulai！”
tabiaoqingniuqudimiaoshuzhe，yibianshuohaiyibianyongshou，zaibizigenqianfengkuangdishanfeng，haoxiangneiguzixiangxiangzhongdeechou，yijingmimanlezhenggeyuanzi。
“buguowojiuzhuomobumingbaige！”heyuzhuhuafengmengdiyizhuan，yanshenrutongtanzhaodeng，sisidingzaijiazhangshineizhangyouqidaizhuanweicuoe，
zaifeisuzhangchengzhugansedelaolianshang，yuqidaizhehuangrandawudeeyichaofeng：“jiadama！ninzheibiziyeshigao！shizaishigao！
shibushigezheyilidi，jiuwenzhewoshenshangzhei‘shitangtechan’weierle？wenzhezheiweier……
hei！zhidingshi‘haodongxi’a！dousouchuzheigedexingle，tiedingshichanglidazaozhunbeidaodiaode、landeliutangerde‘jinghua’shibushi？buranweiernengzheimezheng？duibudui？
ninshibushijiushibenzhe，zheiguziqianniansoushuiweier，caijinganmangandikaizheigequanyuandahui，jinindehaodazhierwodaigaomaoa？
jiuxiangbazheisouxiangsouxiangdehaodongxi，dabaotiliuhuijia？”shazhuba“souxiang”、“jinghua”yaodeyouzhongyoudu，xiangcuiledudedingzi。
tagenbenbuguanjiazhangshiqidehunshenfeirouluanzhan，zhizheziji“ninini……”shuobuchuhuadeyangzi。
naodaiyiwai，shixianyouluodaopangbianliansebaidexiangzhi、yanlideleihua，doudongdeningguledeqinhuairulianshang，xiaorongyuefakebodiaozuan：
“aiyouwei！qinjie！qiaoqiaoninzheilianse！dongdegenzhiyiyang，gangcaihaigenwozheikusu，banggengedeqianxintiehouxinni？
zadi？zheihuishibeiwozheishenshangde，‘renjianzhiwei’jidingdefansuanshuileba？yanleidiaojindouzi，yemeizheimegeliufaerba？
ninjiabanggeng，neikeshizanmengongrenjiejiweilaidedingliangzhu！nanbuchengbiziyezheimelingguang？zhuanhaozheikou‘souxiangsouxiang’de？wenzhezheiweier……
neikebibangzimianwowotouxiangduola？shibushiabanggeng？”tazuihouyiju，zhijiedianxiangduozaijiazhangshituihoumian、yanbabakanzheta、youyoudianmengdebanggeng。
“噗嗤！”
renqunshenchu，yizhiduozaihoumiankanrenaodexudamao，yigemeibengzhu，louleshenger。
taganjinbamianaolingzishuqilaidangzhuzui，jianbangjuliedidoudong。taijuele！shazhujintianzheizuishimolepishuang，kaileguanga！
wenzhesouweijiudangrouxiang？bazheilaoqianpohexiaoxifuer，liandaizhexiaozaiziyikuaiermaitai！
suirantayehenshazhu，dankanzhejiajiazheimoyangchibie，jianzhibikenshaojihaitongkuai！yaobushichanghebudui，zhenxianggugezhang！
“shazhu！**nibabeierzuzong！”jiazhangshichediyuandibaozhale！tahuolejishinian，sapodagunmabianhutongwudishou，hecengshouguozheidengqichidaru！
jingbeidangzhongmachengwensoushuiqiangshideegou？yiguxiehuo“cheng”didingchuantianlinggai！taneichifeideshenqubaofachujingrendedantiaoli：
“ao”diyisangzi，rutongbeicaileweibadefeimao，mengdicongtiaodengshangdansheerqi！lianniuqubianxing，zizhangderutongjiangzhugan，koushuikuangpen，zhangyawuzhuadijiuyaopushanglaigenheyuzhupinming：
“shazhu，laoniangjinersilannizheizhanggouzui！banidechouchangzichechulai，guazaifangliangshangweihaozi！”
“goule！！！”yishengbaoherutongzhalei，hongranpiluo！
yizhonghai“teng”dizhanqishen！gaodadeshenying，shunjianlongzhaoshangyigujiujurenshang、shengshayuduodelinlieshaqi！
taliansetieqing，etouqingjingengenbaoqi，yanjinglidenuhuohehanbingjiaozhi！
zheichangquanyuandahui，shitayizhidexiangzheng！shitaquanweidedianfengshike！jiajiadekunjingbujia，danjiezheikunjingningjurenxin、yazha“dahu”、gongguzishendiwei，caishihexin！
xianzai，zheigeyixiangbeitamennieyuancuobian、zuiduogengbozifandianshadeheyuzhu，jingrangan！jingrangandangzhequanyuanlaoshaodemian！
yongrucixiazuo！ruciedu！rucibuyaolianpidefangshi，batajingxinfenshide“huzhuyouai”paifang，zagexibalan！gengshibatayizhonghaideweixin，dangchengchougoushicaizaidishangmoca！
zheishigongranzaofan！shibazheisiheyuanlixinzhaobuxuan、laiyiweixidezhexiubu，yibachexialaidiujinlemaokeng！
“he！yu！zhu！”yizhonghaideshengyin，xiangshicongbingjiaoshenchuzaochulaidebingtuozi，meiyigezidoumaozhesenhandebaiqi，yaoyaqiechi。
tamuguangrutongcuiledudegangzhen，sisidingzaiheyuzhuneizhang，yijiuguazhehunbulinpixiao、fangfogangcaizhishizaikaigewushangdayawanxiaodelianshang：
“niyanlihaiyoumeiyouyidianjitiguannian！haiyoumeiyouyidiandianweirendejibendaode！”