第三章人比人气死人
lizhangyesuodaozhichu,zhongrenkuzhewanliu,jiuzheiyangyilushangzouzoutingting,tamenlaidaolelonghufanguan。
chenzhangshengtinglexialai,zhuanguoletou,xiaozheshuodao:“zanmenquzheijiachiba。”
wangjianyekanleyiyan,lianseweibian。
longhufanguanzailonghushanheheyouming,kebushisheidounengguolaichide。
fanguandezhurenlonglaoshiyigepiqiguguaidelaoren。
tazhiweikandeshangderenzuocai,pianpiantadecaikanchengjuepin,chidaozhihouhuiweiwuqiong。yincixiyinlewushuren。
kewulunnishiquangui,haishifuhao。duilaorendoutongtongmeiyong!
wangjianyezheiyangyishentongchouweideshangren,gengshiburutadeyanjing。
wangjianyezhengzaiyouyu,lizhangyequehandao:“longlao,wolaichifanle。”
xiayike,congfanguanli,yijingyouyigelaorenyuguanerchu。
laorenjingshendousou,muguangchongmanlexingfen。kandaolizhangyedeshihou,yanjingdoumichengleyitiaofeng。
“zhangye,nilaile。kuaijinlai。”
tashenchushou,zhaohuzhelizhangye,queduipangbiandewangjianyezhiruowangwen。
wangjianyedengdaleyanjing,kanzheyanqiandelaoren。
haowuyiwen,zheigerenzhengshilonglao。
longlaoduilizhangyewubigongjing,gangjinmenjiumaleqilai。
“hailengzheganshenme,kuaidianzhunbeishangcai。danwulelizhangyechifan,wodaduannimendetui!”
wangjianyeganjuetadeshijieguandoukuaibengtale,yixiangdanbomingli,fentuwanghoudelonglao。cikequeyiliandebeiwei。fangfoyigepucongweiraozailizhangyeshenbian。
pianpianlizhangyebiaoqingshifenziran,yidianyemeiyoushouchongruojingdeyangzi。
“yeye,tazhendeshilonglao?”wangyiluoyedaizhule,tamuguangjingkongdekanzhelonglao,xinliwanquanshuobuchuhualai。
longlaotaziranjianguo,wangjianyeguoqishidashoudeshihouqingguolonglao,jieguobeilonglaohaoyidunjifeng,chadianlunweiquanlixiaobing。
houlaizaiyiciyanhuishang,longlaochushouguoyici,zuoleyidaozhucai,zaiyanxizhurenqianenwanxiexiaaoranliqu。
kexianzai,kanzheyanqianfangfotiangouyiyangdelonglao。wangyiluozhiganjuezijixintaibengle。
zuozaishouxi,lizhangyedanrandekanzhezhanzaiyuanchu,shifenjujindeliangren,huilehuishou:“ganmabuguolaini。”
“wozhanzhejiuhao。”wangjianyeyilianganga,muguangquekanxiangleyuanchudelonglao。
longlaokanletayiyan,yanshenzhongfuxianqiyisiyane,danhaishiwunaidehuihuishou:“jintianshilizhangyedainilaide,wojiupogeliba。”
wangjianyeshouchongruojing,jimangdiandiantou,zuozailepangbiandezuoweishang。
wangyiluozuozailingwaiyibian,muguangjinghaidekanzhelizhangye。
zheiyici,tazhendekaishihuaiyizijideyanguangle。
yanqiandelizhangye,jingranlianlonglaodouyaobajie,tadaodishishenmeshenfen?mofeitashixiayidaitianshidechuanren?
yixiangdaozheili,wangyiluoxintouhuore,zheikeshitianshi,zhenggetianxiajinciyige。
lizhangyemuguangsichuluankanzhe,bingmeiyouzhuyidaowangyiluokuangredeyanshen。
zheishiyigenanfuwuyuanqiaoqiaozouleguolai,shouzhonghainazheyigebijibendiannao。tadixiatouyiliantaohaodao:
“zhangye,nikankanwogaimaineizhigupiao?”
wangyiluowenshengyekanxianglebijiben,tashijinronggaocaisheng,duigupiaoyeshenyouyanjiu。
lizhangyekanleyiyan,suishouzhilejigegupiao:“maizheijigeba,kanqilailvlvdehenpiaoliang。”
fuwuyuandaxiguowang,diandiantouzhengyaolikai。
wangyiluoquerenbuzhukaikoule:“nixuandejigegupiao,quandoushixiyangchanye。suishidasuantuishide。”
lizhangyetingdaozheili,yanqianyiliang,zhizhefuwuyuanshuodao:“tingdaomeiyou,zaibumaimaibudaole。”
“shishishi,wobasuoyoucaichannachulaimai。”
fuwuyuandaxiguowang,fengkuangchongjinlechufang。
ketagangyijinchufang,jiubeijigechushiandaozaidishang。nanrenliansedabian,muguangjinghaidetaiqitou,quekandaoleliansetieqingdelonglao。
“nihuaileguiju。”tamianruohanshuangshuodao。
“wozhidao,kelizhangyemashangjiuyaozoule,wopazheiyicilaibujile。”
“guijujiushiguiju,haimeilundaoni,niquwenle。jiushizaizhaosi。”
longlaoyanshenbinglengwubi,pangbiandechushiyanshenyechongmanbingleng。
kandaozheiyimu,nanfuwuyuanneixinchongmanjingkong,jizhongshengzhizhijian,tajimanghandao:“nimenbunengshawo,lizhangyezhengzhunbeichifanni。”
“nimenshalewo,shenshangzhanranxuexingwei,zuochulaidefan,huibuhaochide。”
“wosibuyaojin,tayaoshihuaileduzi,neicaishitiandadeshiqing!”
longlaosisuoleyixia,dianlediantou:“hao,zheiciwojiufangleni。gunba。”
nanfuwuyuanjimangdiandiantou,liangundaipapaochulehouchu。
“haole,jixuzuofan。”longlaoshuodao。
wangyiluokanzhepangbianyiliandanran,mianrongpingjingdelizhangye,haojicixiangyaokaikou。
danhuadaozuibian,tahaiwenchuleyijuhua:“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”
“我叫李长夜。”
“很不错的名字。”
“tingshifushuo,tashizaiyigehenzhangdeyewan,zaidaoguanmenkouzhaodaolewo。dangshiwobeifumudiuqizaileneili。”
shuodaozheili,lizhangyeyanjingyihong,quehenkuaiyaoyaotoushuodao:“wozheiyicixiashan,chulebangnimenkanshi,jiushixiangyaogaoqingchu,wodeqinshengfumudaodishishei!”
“nandaojiuyinweiwozhangdechou,tamenjiuyaoyiqiwoma?”
“噗!”
zhengzaihechadewangjianyemengdituleyikoucha,dengdaleyanjing,bukesiyidekanzhelizhangye。
你觉得自己长得丑?
nizhibuzhidao,ruguofangzaigudai,jiunizheigexiangmao,huangdiyaoshibunongsini,tadouchibuxiafan!
很快,菜上来了。
longlaoqinziduanleguolai,meidaocaidoushitadeyizhizuo。
zonggongshibadaocai,yebeichengweishibazhen。
shibadaocaiquanshidacai,yigezhuozigenbenfangbuxia,yushifuwuyuanbanlaileqitazhuozi,jiuzheiyangpinjiezaiyiqi。
“laia,zhunbeikaichiba。”lizhangyeyilianpingjingdenaqikuaizi。
wangjianyelenglengdediandiantou,nazhekuaizi,xuanzaibankongzhong,quebuganxiakuai。
tazaotingshuoguoshibazhen,keconglaimeijianguo。
longlaoxinggeguaiyi,qingtazuoyidaoyazhoudezhucai,yijingshixiangdangzhinan。gengbieshuozuoqitadecaile。
wangjianyetingshuo,longlaoyicizuiduozuoliangdaocai,neihaishizhaodaiyigedingtiandedarenwu。
xianzaizheishibadaocai,lizhangyequeyilianbuxie,fangfochinileyiyang。zheirangwangjianyemudengkoudai。
renbiren,zhendeshiyaoqisirende。
“longlao,nijiubunenghuanyixiexincaima?tiantiandoushizheige。”lizhangyeyiliannaonushuodao。
longlaozhanzaiyipang,fangfoyigepucongyiyang,tingdaozheiyangdehua,beiweiyixiao:“yiding,wohuitouyidinghuanxincai。”
wangjianyedailidangchang,kuaizidougunluoxialai。