第三章 人比人气死人

第三章人比人气死人

lizhangyesuodaozhichu,zhongrenkuzhewanliu,jiuzheiyangyilushangzouzoutingting,tamenlaidaolelonghufanguan。

chenzhangshengtinglexialai,zhuanguoletou,xiaozheshuodao:“zanmenquzheijiachiba。”

wangjianyekanleyiyan,lianseweibian。

longhufanguanzailonghushanheheyouming,kebushisheidounengguolaichide。

fanguandezhurenlonglaoshiyigepiqiguguaidelaoren。

tazhiweikandeshangderenzuocai,pianpiantadecaikanchengjuepin,chidaozhihouhuiweiwuqiong。yincixiyinlewushuren。

kewulunnishiquangui,haishifuhao。duilaorendoutongtongmeiyong!

wangjianyezheiyangyishentongchouweideshangren,gengshiburutadeyanjing。

wangjianyezhengzaiyouyu,lizhangyequehandao:“longlao,wolaichifanle。”

xiayike,congfanguanli,yijingyouyigelaorenyuguanerchu。

laorenjingshendousou,muguangchongmanlexingfen。kandaolizhangyedeshihou,yanjingdoumichengleyitiaofeng。

“zhangye,nilaile。kuaijinlai。”

tashenchushou,zhaohuzhelizhangye,queduipangbiandewangjianyezhiruowangwen。

wangjianyedengdaleyanjing,kanzheyanqiandelaoren。

haowuyiwen,zheigerenzhengshilonglao。

longlaoduilizhangyewubigongjing,gangjinmenjiumaleqilai。

“hailengzheganshenme,kuaidianzhunbeishangcai。danwulelizhangyechifan,wodaduannimendetui!”

wangjianyeganjuetadeshijieguandoukuaibengtale,yixiangdanbomingli,fentuwanghoudelonglao。cikequeyiliandebeiwei。fangfoyigepucongweiraozailizhangyeshenbian。

pianpianlizhangyebiaoqingshifenziran,yidianyemeiyoushouchongruojingdeyangzi。

“yeye,tazhendeshilonglao?”wangyiluoyedaizhule,tamuguangjingkongdekanzhelonglao,xinliwanquanshuobuchuhualai。

longlaotaziranjianguo,wangjianyeguoqishidashoudeshihouqingguolonglao,jieguobeilonglaohaoyidunjifeng,chadianlunweiquanlixiaobing。

houlaizaiyiciyanhuishang,longlaochushouguoyici,zuoleyidaozhucai,zaiyanxizhurenqianenwanxiexiaaoranliqu。

kexianzai,kanzheyanqianfangfotiangouyiyangdelonglao。wangyiluozhiganjuezijixintaibengle。

zuozaishouxi,lizhangyedanrandekanzhezhanzaiyuanchu,shifenjujindeliangren,huilehuishou:“ganmabuguolaini。”

“wozhanzhejiuhao。”wangjianyeyilianganga,muguangquekanxiangleyuanchudelonglao。

longlaokanletayiyan,yanshenzhongfuxianqiyisiyane,danhaishiwunaidehuihuishou:“jintianshilizhangyedainilaide,wojiupogeliba。”

wangjianyeshouchongruojing,jimangdiandiantou,zuozailepangbiandezuoweishang。

wangyiluozuozailingwaiyibian,muguangjinghaidekanzhelizhangye。

zheiyici,tazhendekaishihuaiyizijideyanguangle。

yanqiandelizhangye,jingranlianlonglaodouyaobajie,tadaodishishenmeshenfen?mofeitashixiayidaitianshidechuanren?

yixiangdaozheili,wangyiluoxintouhuore,zheikeshitianshi,zhenggetianxiajinciyige。

lizhangyemuguangsichuluankanzhe,bingmeiyouzhuyidaowangyiluokuangredeyanshen。

zheishiyigenanfuwuyuanqiaoqiaozouleguolai,shouzhonghainazheyigebijibendiannao。tadixiatouyiliantaohaodao:

“zhangye,nikankanwogaimaineizhigupiao?”

wangyiluowenshengyekanxianglebijiben,tashijinronggaocaisheng,duigupiaoyeshenyouyanjiu。

lizhangyekanleyiyan,suishouzhilejigegupiao:“maizheijigeba,kanqilailvlvdehenpiaoliang。”

fuwuyuandaxiguowang,diandiantouzhengyaolikai。

wangyiluoquerenbuzhukaikoule:“nixuandejigegupiao,quandoushixiyangchanye。suishidasuantuishide。”

lizhangyetingdaozheili,yanqianyiliang,zhizhefuwuyuanshuodao:“tingdaomeiyou,zaibumaimaibudaole。”

“shishishi,wobasuoyoucaichannachulaimai。”

fuwuyuandaxiguowang,fengkuangchongjinlechufang。

ketagangyijinchufang,jiubeijigechushiandaozaidishang。nanrenliansedabian,muguangjinghaidetaiqitou,quekandaoleliansetieqingdelonglao。

“nihuaileguiju。”tamianruohanshuangshuodao。

“wozhidao,kelizhangyemashangjiuyaozoule,wopazheiyicilaibujile。”

“guijujiushiguiju,haimeilundaoni,niquwenle。jiushizaizhaosi。”

longlaoyanshenbinglengwubi,pangbiandechushiyanshenyechongmanbingleng。

kandaozheiyimu,nanfuwuyuanneixinchongmanjingkong,jizhongshengzhizhijian,tajimanghandao:“nimenbunengshawo,lizhangyezhengzhunbeichifanni。”

“nimenshalewo,shenshangzhanranxuexingwei,zuochulaidefan,huibuhaochide。”

“wosibuyaojin,tayaoshihuaileduzi,neicaishitiandadeshiqing!”

longlaosisuoleyixia,dianlediantou:“hao,zheiciwojiufangleni。gunba。”

nanfuwuyuanjimangdiandiantou,liangundaipapaochulehouchu。

“haole,jixuzuofan。”longlaoshuodao。

wangyiluokanzhepangbianyiliandanran,mianrongpingjingdelizhangye,haojicixiangyaokaikou。

danhuadaozuibian,tahaiwenchuleyijuhua:“nijiaoshenmemingzi?”

“我叫李长夜。”

“很不错的名字。”

“tingshifushuo,tashizaiyigehenzhangdeyewan,zaidaoguanmenkouzhaodaolewo。dangshiwobeifumudiuqizaileneili。”

shuodaozheili,lizhangyeyanjingyihong,quehenkuaiyaoyaotoushuodao:“wozheiyicixiashan,chulebangnimenkanshi,jiushixiangyaogaoqingchu,wodeqinshengfumudaodishishei!”

“nandaojiuyinweiwozhangdechou,tamenjiuyaoyiqiwoma?”

“噗!”

zhengzaihechadewangjianyemengdituleyikoucha,dengdaleyanjing,bukesiyidekanzhelizhangye。

你觉得自己长得丑?

nizhibuzhidao,ruguofangzaigudai,jiunizheigexiangmao,huangdiyaoshibunongsini,tadouchibuxiafan!

很快,菜上来了。

longlaoqinziduanleguolai,meidaocaidoushitadeyizhizuo。

zonggongshibadaocai,yebeichengweishibazhen。

shibadaocaiquanshidacai,yigezhuozigenbenfangbuxia,yushifuwuyuanbanlaileqitazhuozi,jiuzheiyangpinjiezaiyiqi。

“laia,zhunbeikaichiba。”lizhangyeyilianpingjingdenaqikuaizi。

wangjianyelenglengdediandiantou,nazhekuaizi,xuanzaibankongzhong,quebuganxiakuai。

tazaotingshuoguoshibazhen,keconglaimeijianguo。

longlaoxinggeguaiyi,qingtazuoyidaoyazhoudezhucai,yijingshixiangdangzhinan。gengbieshuozuoqitadecaile。

wangjianyetingshuo,longlaoyicizuiduozuoliangdaocai,neihaishizhaodaiyigedingtiandedarenwu。

xianzaizheishibadaocai,lizhangyequeyilianbuxie,fangfochinileyiyang。zheirangwangjianyemudengkoudai。

renbiren,zhendeshiyaoqisirende。

“longlao,nijiubunenghuanyixiexincaima?tiantiandoushizheige。”lizhangyeyiliannaonushuodao。

longlaozhanzaiyipang,fangfoyigepucongyiyang,tingdaozheiyangdehua,beiweiyixiao:“yiding,wohuitouyidinghuanxincai。”

wangjianyedailidangchang,kuaizidougunluoxialai。