“哼！”
“tiaoliangxiaochou！wokeshitaiquandaoheidaibaduan！”fansizheqingnianbaiqilejiashi，shualegeqiandantui，yibailieliezuoxiang，neijiaoyigeku！
fangfo‘shuai’chuletianji。
“哟呵！”
tamailideyaoheleyisheng，chunhuancuntouxiaoqingnianfangfobeisuodingleyiban。
ta‘tielian’gongji，lianbozi‘zhudong’jidazheduifangdeqiandantuijiaobei。
“周少，小心！”
jianzheiqunxiaopizifengyongerzhi，bangqiugunqishuashuadechaozheduifangtoushangzaleshangqu。
tasuibuxizhoushaozheiren，danrenjiachushouxiangzhu，tayebuhaoshierbujian，buyouhaoyantixingdao。
“weiyisheng，nizhanyuanyidian，jigexiaopizihainaihebulewo，miandexuejiannishenshangle！”
zhoutianhao‘yohe’leyisheng，zaichunhuancuntouxiaoqingnianzhudong‘tieliansha’deqingkuangxia，yijiwanmeideqiandantui‘ko’leduifang，houzhepuchiyixia，shuailegegouchishi！
‘ko’leyigexiaopizi，zhoutianhaoyoheleyisheng，‘qingmie’demolemobizi，suihouqitiao，youshiyijihoutituitongxiaopizimenzhanchengleyituan！
“zheirendebashiwandetingliude，xishuaidebudele，niliangrenshi？”mushaoyangyaoxiaopenle！
“bietile，zheirenfansile！”weikexincumei。
“haha，nidezhuiqiuzhema？”mushaoyangguaner。
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“haha，yiqunhouzijinibiaoyanhouxi，daoyebiekaishengmian！”
哎哟！
suizhepengpengpengsishengpuchisheng。
jigexiaopizijiubeizhoutianhao‘ko’zaidi。
tashuaiqidezhenglezhengfansizhe，huanglehuangjiangshidandunshoubiao。
“nimenfubufu？bufu，zanmenzaibihuabihua！”
“fu，womenfule！”yiqunxiaopizizaidishangdazhegun，butingaihao，butingcanjiao！
“doujiwoguolai，jiweiyishengdaoqian！biebiwodongshou！”zhoutianhaoweixiedao！
chunhuancuntouxiaopizimen，yigegepaleqilai，dalazhenaoguazidaoleweikexindemianqian！
“duibuqi，womencuole！”
“womenbugaidiaoxini！”
“zheijiushinimendechengyi？yaowojiaonimenma？dengwodongshou，wopanimenchengshoubuzhu！”zhoutianhaoyilianweiyanhechizhe。
“nimenzuihaoqiwangweiyishengnengyuanliangnimen，fouzehouguozifu！”
“pa！”xiaopizimenxuanjitaishoukaishizichou！
“weiyisheng，womencuole。”
“jintianwomenrenzai，zaidaonitoushangwomenfuqi，nalixiangdaonishenbianyouzheiyangyoushuaiqiyouqiangdegaoshou！”yiqunxiaopizipapadechouzhelian，haibuwangpenggen。
与此同时！
zhoutianhaoshuaiqidedalegexiangzhi，baoshijie911houbeixiangyingshengerkai，manmandangdangdexinxianmeigui，bailegedadadeaixindezaoxing，chengxianzailezhongrendeyanqian！
“weiyisheng，zheishigangcongxuguokongyunguolaidedamashigemeigui，zheidamashimeiguixiangyuquanqiu，zhiyouzheiyangjiaoyanduocidemeiguicainengpeideshangni，nijintianshoujingle，xianhuapeimeiren，jinfenzhuanghongyan，niyexiaoxiaoqi！”
“哥！”
“我们服气！”
“ninzheiyangdeshenshicainengchentuochuweiyishengdejiaoguihemeiyan！”
“womenjiushishehuishangdezasui，laji，yeganrenaoleweiyisheng，shizaishizuigaiwansi！”
chunhuancuntouxiaoqingnianyibianchouzhezijideerguang，yibianpenggenzhe。
“weiyisheng，nishenbianyongyouzheiyangdeqingniancaijun，shiwomenyanzhuo，dashuichonglelongwangmiao，nijiuyuanliangwomenba，womenyihouzaiyebuganle！”
“哈哈哈！”
zheiyike，zhoutianhaozhijuedezijihunshendeyingxiongbuffdoujiamanle，yilicidi，zhijuedezhouweidoutoulaileyidaoyouyidaochongbaixianmudemuguang。
“小样！”
“biekanniyoujifenzise，yenantaowodeshouzhangxin！”zhoutianhaoxiangshouzhewanzhongzhumudemuguang。
dankanxiangweikexindemouzishenchujinshihuore。
biekanpingriliweiyishengpizhebaidagua，danrennanyanneifengyudeshencai。
zheiyangkanzhehensou，moshangquyouroudenvrencaishijipin。
kezheiyangdejipin，jingranyinzangzaiyiyuanli，tajingwuyuanyiqinfangze。
gengkefendeshi，tajingranhaijiajileyigeshazilaogong。
jianzhishiyiduoxianhuachazaileniufenshang，zheirangtafenfenbuping，queyouchongmanleqiangliedekewang，zhengfuzheiyangdenvrencaidaigan！
zhengdangxiaopiziqingnianmenzhengpenggenzhe，zhoutianhaoxiangshouzhedeshihou，yidaobuhexiedeshengyindapolezheinandedeyijing！
“啪啪啪！”
“haogemen，xiexielea！”mushaoyangchadianyaoxiaopenle，yishouwuzheduzi，yizhigebodalazaiweikexindejianbangshang。
“laopo，zheiqunhouzijianzhixiaosirenbuchangming，wohaixiangduohuojinian！hahaha！”
“buguo，zheidamashigemeiguibucuo，womayinggaihuixihuan，neijiujingxiebuminle，zheihuawoshoule！”
“zhoutianhao，nengbunengbiezheimeyouzhi，douduodarenle，haixingxingzuotaidewanyingxiongjiumeidebaxi！nijianzhirangwojuedeyane！”weikexinlianhei。
qichutahaitizhoutianhaozheji，kejingguomushaoyangdejieshuo。
tayekanchulezheixiexiaopizizhudongbaliancoushangqu‘tieliansha’debaxi，jintianbenjiuyijingxinqingbushun，cikegengshiexindexiangtu！
“weiyisheng，nishenmeyisi？nishizaizhiyiwoma？”gangganghairumuchunfengyibandezhoutianhao，yizhanglianshunjianheilexialai！
“nishuoni？”weikexinfanwen。
“laopo，ganjinshangcheba！”mushaoyangshiyizhe。
“gemen，nijintianhouxishuadebucuo，woyelandehenijijiaole！zheidamashigemeiguiwoshoule，jidesonghuoshangmen！”
“haiyouxiuchedezhangdan，wohuifajinide！jidefuqian！”tasuihoulakaichemen。
“zuihouzaifengquanniyiju，shouqinideneitaobaxi，bielaizhaorewolaopo！”
“槽。”
“yigeshazihaiweixieshangwole！”zhoutianhaodianledianmushaoyangxiongkou。
“weiyisheng，wangenfuyi，yiyuanbaode，zheibushiyigeyihurenyuandepindeba。”
zhoutianhaoxinlinaohuo，jicisanfanbeiju，tayirannaixinbuzai，cikegengshibeijiechuanlelaodi，youxienaoxiuchengnu！
“槽！”
“xianhuachazainiufenshang，nizheiyangdedicenggenbenbupeiheweiyishengzaiyiqi！”
“womensuiranhundan，dannaozibusha，zhiyoudagezheiyangdejuncaicainengpeideshangweiyisheng！”
“weiyisheng，zhengyankanshijieba，biebazijihuozaidiceng，dagezheiyangdegaishiyingxiongcaishinideliangpei！”
chunhuancuntoudexiaopizimenhaibuwangjixubaigaocaidi，yicichengtuozhoutianhao！
“gaishiyingxiong……ou！”weikexinwuzheduziyizhenzuoou，“shouqinimendebaxi，biezaiwomianqianzuooule！”
“槽！”
“weikexin，worennihenjiule！”
“laozijiudianfangjiandoukaihaole，jintiannibugenwozou，yedegenwozou！”zhoutianhaodenaixinbeixiaomodaijin，dunshinaoxiuchengnuqilai！
tataishouyierguangchaozheweikexinlianshangchouleguoqu，hedeweikexinyizhenjingjiao，“nigan！”