第1章 :小松鼠穿越六零当炮灰

今夜,月朗星稀。

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shenmeshihousisongshuyezheimenanshoule?

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ai,tazhenshimingyunduochuana!

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wuwuwu~,shushuhaokeliana,youbeidamowangzhuazhule。

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“wopei!genwodemeinvshenbiqilai,tasuanshenmedongxi!yigewufuwumudejianhuo!”

“shi,shi,minggenibujinyanguanggao,zhangdeyegaodayingjun,gendianyinglidedamingxingyiyang。”nanrenxiaodao:“yezhiyoumeinvshen,caipeideshangminggeni。”

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詹鹏,詹鹏,詹鹏!

weishenmeyiyudaojiaozhanpengdejiumeiyouhaoshi?

heng!dengtashoushilerenfanzi,yidingyaozhaodaozheilidezhanpeng,zaibataandaodishanghenhendimoca。

guantashibushimoshideneigechoumowang,jirangenchoumowangtongmingtongxing,rangtachuxiaqibuguofenba?

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renfanzijiexialaiyaozuoshenmeni?

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“窸窸窣窣~”

yeshudeshenbian,chuanlailexiweideshengyin。

nandaobeifaxianle?tajinzhangdehanmaodaoli,huxidoubuganyongli。