“嚓~”
shoudiantongdourandakai,zhaozaiyeshushenbianxinglaishituzhengzhadenvrenshenshang。
“made,weileliangpianyaole,nihainengxinglai,zhenshigeguaiwu!”
zuozaicheweidedahanmaleyisheng,padaowangfangshenbianyangqishoujiletayibazhang。
“jianren,nitaobuchuqude,biebaifeiliqile。”dahanehenhendimazhe,shenshounachuyigezhibao,conglimianjianleyikebaisedeyaopianchulai。
ranhoutachediaosaizaiwangfangzuilidepobu,bayaopianqiangxingsaijinwangfangdezuili,wangfangzhengzhaleyixiajiuzaicihunmi。
“nizenmeyoujitaweiyao?”pangbianshounatiegundeshouzibuzantongdishuo:“nijintiandoujitachilesanciyaopianle,yaoshitashoubulesilezenmeban?”
“sijiusibei!”dahanwusuoweidishuodao:“zheipihuoli,benlaijiuzhiyoutazuichou,yemaibulejigeqian,silediuzaisenlinliweilangjiushile。”
dahanshuowan,huidaocheweikaokaozaichexiangshangguanleshoudiantong,chexianglizaicibiandeqiheiyipian。
yeshuzheicaisonglekouqi,yishizaikongjianlikuailedifanzhaoqilai。
aaa,wodebaibaoxiang!
aaa,wodedianxinhe!
aaa,wodeyaopinku!
yeshudeyishiyiyizhixiaosongshudexingtai,zaikongjianlipiaolaipiaoqu,zuihouzhongyuzaiyaopinkulizhaodaoleyizhongnengjiebaidudejiaonang。
就它啦!
yeshudeyishibaozheyikejiaonangcongkongjianlipiaochulai。
嘿!嘿!嘿!
taxianfeijingerdiyongshetoubasaizaizuilidepobudingchuqu,zaijiangjiaonangdiujinzuili,jiuzhekoushuijiangjiaonangtunjinduzili。
jiexialai,jingjingdidengdaizhejieyaofahuiyaoxiaojiuhao。
yaobuduizhezheixierenfanziziliangkou,kankanleidianzhiligenzhetachuanyuemeiyou?
yeshudongleliangxiazuiba,shenmeyemeiyou。
nandaoleixiyinengmeiyougenzhetachuanyueguolai?yeshuyouxieyumenle。
jiashishili,wangmingxingfendikanzhebutinghoutuideshuying:“huangge,haiyouduojiudaoyajiazhena?”
huanggeyoushoufuzhefangxiangpan,zuoshounazhedianrandeyanxileyikou,buyuedipiaolewangmingyiyan:“gennishuoguoduoshaocile,zailushangbuxutiwomendemudedi!”
wangmingbeixun,lianshangshanguoyisibuziran。
pangbiangenchedenanrenxiaozhebangwangmingdayuanchang:“huangge,bieshengqi。minggediyicigenhuo,budongzanmendeguiju?”
huanggezaicituchujigeyanquanzhihou,jiangyandidiudaolechewai,yigaogaozaishangdekouwenshuojiaodao:“nidiyicigenhuobudongguiju,wojiubugennijijiaole。jirannixiangzhidao,laozijiugaosuni。haiyouershigongli,dagaiyigexiaoshihoudaomudedi。niyaoshizhendemeiyoushigan,jiuzaicheshangmihuier!”
wangmingshanshandiantou:“shi,shi,wodoutinghuanggede。”
huanggelengyankanlewangmingyiyan:“daodifangle,laozihuitongzhini。”
“xiexiehuangge。”wangmingxinzhongyouzhuduobuman,lianshangyeshitaohaodexiaorong:“xiaodibaozheng,yihouzaiyebuhuifantongyangdecuowule。”
haiyouyigexiaoshi,wangmingtamenjiugenheisanjiaoneibianjietoule!
tangzaihuochechexianglideyeshuyanzhuyizhuan,youlezhuyi:jiranbunengzizheixiehuairen,tajiuzhaojingchashushubangmang。
aiya,tazhenshigexiaojilingguier!
yeshudeyishiyoushuadeyixiajinrukongjian,conglimianzhaodaoleyigewuxiandiantongxunji。
taceertingzhechexianglidelianggenanrenfachulejunyundehansheng,zaiheianzhongshenmiyixiao。
xiayike,tadeshenyingsoudeyixiacongchexianglixiaoshi,jinrulekongjianli。
zaiheiyedeyanhuxia,shouzaichexianglidelianggenanrenduicihaowuchajue。
yeshujinrulekongjian,jiujinlezijidedipan,zhishiyinianzhijian,kunbangtadeshengzijiuzidongsanluozaidimian。
kongjianshenmedouhao,jiushicongnalijinru,chulaihaishinali。buran,yeshuzhijiejiutaoshengle,zaiyebuhuidaozheigelingrenzuooudedifang。
tanaqiwuxiandiantongxunjibainonglejixiahou,jiubotongle00haobaojingdianhua。
“wei,nihao!woshizhiqingren,renfanziguaimaileshiermingfunv。yigexiaoshihou,zaiyajiazhenmeikuangsanhaofeikeng,genjinsanjiaotewujietou。”
dianhuagangjietong,yeshujiumofangdianshitaiboyinyuandeshengyin,yongchunzhengdeputonghuabashiqingshuowan,malidiguaduanledianhua。
“喂!喂!”
jiexianyuanhaixiangwenyixiaxiangxiqingxing,caifaxiandianhuayijingguaduanle。
tazhouzhemeitou,congcongmangmangquzhaolingdaohuibaoqingkuang。
“ningkexinqiyou,bukexinqiwu。yidadui,mashangsuiwochuquzhixingrenwu!”
yexianxingzhenyidaduidedaduizhanglifeng,duizheyijingaolejisudexiashuxiadalemingling。
yexianzuijinjigeyue,shizongdefunvtaiduole。tamenzhengmangdejiaotoulanedeshihou,youzhiqingrendalaizheigebaojingdianhua,wulunzhenjia,tamendouyaoquzhixingzhuaburenwu。
yeshudawandianhua,jiuyukuaidizaikongjianlizhaochide。tayishoubaozhesongzi,yishoupengzheniunai,bianchibianzaikongjianlizhuanyou。
zhuanzhezhuanzhe,taganjuebuduile。
tadekongjianbenshiyigeyushigejuedexiaoshijie,shanchuanxiumei,lingqishizu,rujinzenmezhishengxiataduifangdongxidecangkule?
aaa,suirancangkulitadundehuowudouzai,danyeshuzuixihuandehaishizaisenlinliyukuaidemishia。
meiyouyanmianbuduandeshanmai,tadesongzierchiwanlequnalibuhuoma?
bukaisen,yidianyebukaisen!
yeshuzaishafashangyumendidaguner,kongjianwaimianturanchuanlaishuohuadeshengyin。
“daole,neishihaigeba?”
“是海哥。”
suanle,kongjiandeshiqingyihouzaiyanjiuba。
yeshuyinianyidong,luozaidishangdeshengzizidongjiangtadeshoujiaobangqilai。tahaicongkongjianlitiaoleyikuaigenyuanbensaijintazuilidepobuchabuduodeganjingbutiaosaizaizuili。
zhizhayandegongfu,yeshuyijingtanghuiledahuocheshang,yanjingyeyongheibumenghaole。
“咯吱咯吱~”
dahuocheyizhenyaohuang,zhongyutinglexialai。
“huangge,laile。zheicidehuozenmeyang?”
“haige,wochudehuo,nihaibufangxinma?”huanggeweisuoyixiao:“zheipihuokedoushihuanghuadaguinv,woheshouxiaderenkeyigedoumeiyoupeng。”
“meipengzuihao!”haigeduihuanggedehuidahaisuanmanyi:“laodazuijingaileaihao,jiuxihuanqinzidiaojiaozheixiechuer。”
suihou,shiyizhenweisuodexiaosheng。
yeshujiazhuanghunshui,renyouneixierenfanzibatakangxiache。
tajiangyishishifangchuqu,faxiandongxibeisanmiandouyourennazhewuqiqianfuzhe,zhishizheixierenshibushijingchashushu,tajiubudeerzhile。
“验货!”
haigeyishenglingxia,shijigeheiyinanrenjiucongtashenhouzouguolai,yirenzhuazhuyigebeiguainvzidegebo,yibachexiatamenlianshangdeheibu。
ciyandediantongguangzhaozainvhaimenlianshang,haigebatamendezhangxiangkandeqingqingchuchu。
huanggejinzhangditunletunkoushui,mingmingtaduizheipihuohenmanyi,quehaishiyouxiedanxinhaigekanbushangjintianzheixie“huo”。