第四章你当我叮当猫
“兄弟，别过去！”
zheishihou，duimiandecaobaoshenshoulanzhuleta，kaikouquandao：“zheisunzishoutingheide，fangxin，zaixuexiaotabugannanizenmeyang！”
“duoxiele，keshiwojiangxiaoliyebushipashierderen！”
jiangxiaoliduizheyanqiandecaobaoqingxiaoleyisheng，zhuanshengenzhezhaotianyudengrenlikai。
“zheixiaozishibushiheshalele，zhejirangzhaotianyushoushishibushi。”
“zhaotianyutajiujiukeshijiaowuchudezhuren，yaoburannengzaizheierzheimexiaozhang，gujizheixiaozishixiangaidundabazheishierjiguoqule，yaoburancaodagenengjiutajici。”
“zheixiaozipashiyaowandanle，gujizhaotianyudaduangebole！”
kanzhejiangxiaolizhendegenzhezhaotianyulikai，zoulangshangderenfenfenyaotou，ganjuezheixiaoziwanle。
yichengshiyangaozhongdexiaowaiyouyipianxiaoshulin，genxuexiaozhiyouyiqiangzhige，pingshidoushizaoliandenannvyouhuidehaodifang。
dangran，pingshixiaoneiwaidexueshengmensixiajiejuejiufenyehuixuanzezaizheili。
“hao，nixiaoziyouzhong，zhengangenguolai！”
zhongrenlaidaoshulin，kanzhejiangxiaolizhendegenleguolai，zhaotianyudengletayiyan，taituijiuchuaileguoqu。
keshitadedongzuo，zaijiangxiaoliyanzhongjiuxiangshienxialemanfangjian，qingqingyigeceshenjiuduoguoqule。
“wobuxiangreshi，zhishixianggaosunimenzheishigewuhui，woyijinggenjiangxinrandaoqianle，zheijianshidaociweizhi，nimenbuyaozaichanzhewole，meiyouhaoxiachangde！”jiangxiaolikanzheyanqianderendandandeshuo。
“我去**！”
zhaotianyuershuobushuo，henhendeyigunzichaozhetadenaodaizaguolai。
kandaoduifangzheimebuyiburaode，jiangxiaoliyebuzaiduokai，shunshiyigetabushenshoudangzaizhaotianyudeshouzhou，shunshiyijiaochuaizaitadexiaofu，zhijiejiangtalingkongchuaichusanwumiyuan。
zhaotianyuzhongzhongshuaidaozaidishang，aiyoulebantianyepabuqilai。
zhouweidexiaodikanjiangxiaoligandongshou，fenfenyongleshanglai。
jiangxiaolierhuabushuo，shouzhongyazhedianlidao，zhijiejiangshenbianderendoushuaileguoqu。
meiyihui，zhaotianyudailaidezheibangrendoutongkudedaozaidishang。
suiranjiangxiaolijinliangdexiashouqingdian，buguotaduixingyiquandeshouzhaohaibushu，yibuxiaoxinniuduanlejirendegebo。
“xiaozibieyiweinishilianjiazijiulebuqi！”
kanzheyanqiandafashenweidejiangxiaoli，shenhoudezhaotianyupaqilaishenshoucongyaojianyila，chouchuyibashanzhehanguangdebishou。
“laozijinwannongsini！”
kanzheduifangjingrandongdaozile，jiangxiaolizhoulezhoumeitou。
tabenwuyigenzheixierenqichongtude，benxiangzhedaogeqianjiusuanle，meixiangdaozheimebuyiburaode，kanlaiyaojitayigejiaoxunle。
zheishihou，zaishiyangaozhongdenvshengsushe，ganghuanshangshuiyidejiangxinranfuhaomianmozhunbeishangchuangshuijue，turansushededamenbeirentuikai。
“xinran，nizhidaoma？wonanpengyoushuo，gangcaizhaotianyubaneigejiangxiaolijidaizoule！”
yimingduanfadenvhaijihouhoudeduizhetashuodao：“zhaotianyushuoyaodaduantayitiaotui，haibatacongsushejiaodaowaimiandexiaoshulinle，gujizheicicanle！”
“江小离，谁啊？”
kanzheguimizheimezheji，jiangxinranhaiyouxieleng。
“jiushigangcaizaicaochangshanggennizhuangzaiyiqidenanhaia，”
“zhaotianyuzheige**！”
jiangxinranzhoulexiameitou，kaolvleyixiashuodao：“buxingwodequkankan，wanyizhenchushenmeshierjiubuhaole！”
“ai，xinranwogenniyiqiqua！”
qiaoxiaoyajicongcongdegenzhetapaolechuqu。
duiyunanshengsushelaishuo，nvshengsushefanerjulishulingengjin，lianggenvhaidazheshoudiantong，diediezhuangzhuangdelaidaoxuexiaohoumian，gangdaozheili，biankandaozhaotianyuchidaoxiangjiangxiaolichongqu。
“zhaotianyuniganshenme？”
jiangxinranjidajiaoleyisheng，dazhediandengtonglanzailiangrenzhongjian，“nishibushifengle，nigandongdaozi，nizhidaonizaiganshenmema？zaizheiyangwojiubaojingle！”
“made，wojiuzhidaonimenlianggeyouqingkuang！”
kanzhejiangxinranturanchuxian，zhaotianyuzhizhejiangxiaoliehenhendemadao：“xiaoziyouzhongnijiubuyaoduodaonvrenhoumian，zaiyichengredaowo，laozizaowannongsini！”
“laohubufawei，nidangwodingdangmao！”
kanzhezheigehunbulin，jiangxiaolituikaijiangxinranshangqianliangbu。
“ai，nizheirenbuyaomingle，zheigeshihounihaibuganjinpao！”qiaoxiaoyabumandehedao。
jiuzaizhongrenyouxienamendeshihou。
“喝！”
yanqiandejiangxiaolimengdedaheyisheng，yigegaotiaocetimengdiyishuai，licongdiqi。
dachengqidexingyiquandailaiqiangliejingdao，yanzhetadetuiguhenhendizazaipangbiandedashushang。
“轰”的一声。
yanqianzheizhushaoshuoshijigongfencushugan，zaizhongrenjingkongdeyanshenzhong，zhijiebeitalingkongtibao。
judadeshuganzhijielingkongfeilechuqu，fachu“zhizhiyaya”deshengyin，zhongzhongdedaozaitamenmianqian。
“咣当！”
zhaotianyusongkaileshouzhongdebishou，zhijietanruanzaidishang。