“wocao！wocao？wocao！zhubozheizuijuelea，pashizhendekaiguoguangba，jingranyouyingyanle！”
“jiarenmen，sheidonga，wozhenggerendoumale。zheizhuboquedingshigesongwaimaidema？tashuofengdashanleshetou，neigebaoanjiushanleshetou，shuodaomei，baoanlikejiuzijiyaopoleshetou，shuodachushi，haizhenjiudachushilaile，haishiliangtuo。wohenxiangxiangxinkexue，danzheishikexuenengjieshideledema？！”
“xianbiejidong！anzhaowoyanjiukenan、fuermosishiniandejingyanlaishuo，cishibiyouxiqiao！yuanfanghezai？”
“yicishiouran，liangcishiqiaohe，lianxusanci，neijiushuomingzhubozhenshiyigewuyazuia。”
“poanle，poanle，zhubojueduishigewuyazui。”
……
zaijieerliansanjianshidaoyeshiyudewuyazuizhihou，wangyoumendelianshangjieshixiemanlezhenjing，shenzhiyouxiexiaojiejiebameitongdoudenglechulai。
人类都喜欢凑热闹。
youqishixihuanzaiwangluoshangchiguadewangyoumen。
yushiyigegebuxianshidadewangyoumen，likehuashenchengleyizhizhihuobengluantiaodecha，zaiwangluodeguatianlidaochufengkuang@zijideqinpenghaoyou，shenzhihaiyourenqubiedezhibojianlilaren。
一传十，十传百。
duanduanjifenzhongdeshijian，yeshiyuzhibojianderenshu，jiuxiangshizuolehuojianyibandechengchengshangzhang，henkuaitupolesanweishu，zuihougengshidadaolesiweishu，zuzuyiqianduoren！
yeshiyubuzhidaowangshangdekuanghuan。
tadequanbuxinshendouchenjinzaileganggangjuexingdexitongli。
“ding！xitongjiazaiwancheng，meishenxitongbangdingchenggong！”
xitongshengyinluoxia，zhijiandeyizhihunshenqiheidewuya，chuxianzaileyeshiyunaohai。heiwuyashentixuanzhuanleyiquan，suihouhuaweidiandianguangdianxiaosan，querdaizhideshiyikuaipingmu。
“meishenxitong，haodebulinghuaideling。suzhuzuilidehuaihua，meiyingyanqianlianyiren，doukeyihuodexiangyingdejifen。jifenkeyongyushengjimeishenxitong。”
［宿主］：叶时予。
［dengji］：yixingmeitu——xiaobingxiaozai（suzhuzhinengqianlianfangyuanyimifanweinei，yigerenhuozhewu，houqikeyisuisuzhudengjitisheng，kuodayingxiangfanweigenshuliang。）
［积分］：0。
［renwu］：shoujishigejifen，kejinshengerxingmeishi。
yeshiyupielepiezui，youxiewuyu。
说什么霉神。
说的好听。
lianyikaishidelogobiaozhidoushiyizhiheiwuya。
这不就是乌鸦嘴吗？
suoyibaoanqingnianshanleshetou，yaoleshetou，youbeirenzouchushi，ganqinghaizhenshitadeyuangu？
yeshiyumeileganggangjuexingxitongdexiyue。
zheiyihoutabujiuchenglesaobaxinglema？
yeshiyuyouxiechouchang。takanwangluoxiaoshuo，bierendexitong，shijijinqian，jijineng，jigezhongdaoju，congciyingqubaifumei，zoushangrenshengdianfeng。
他呢？！
jitazheigemeishenxitongnengyoushenmeyong？tashenzhidanxinzheishichuandaogongsilingdaoerduoli，yingxiangletadeqiantu。sheiyuanyiguyongyigesaobaxinge，bupazijibeilianleipochanma？！
yeshiyuhaizaijiujie，shoujituranxiangleqilai。yeshiyumengmengdejietongdianhua，huatonglituranchuanlaiyishengzhensuilinghundehanjiao。
“nitemaderenni？laozidewaimai……”
yeshiyuganmangbashoujinayuan，huhu，chuanlekouqi，xianzaixiaoxinzanghaibeihedepengpengzhitiao。
henxianran，dalaidianhuadeshineigedianwaimaide。
yeshiyukanbaoanqingnianhaitangzaidishang，yijingmeirenlantale，likekuazuozaixiaodianlvshang，fengyibandeshijinlexiaoqu。
yeshiyugenjudingdandizhi，yilulaidaomenkou，qiaoxianglefangmen。
fangmenhenkuaidakai，kaimendeshiyigechuanzhejiashadeguangtou，kanyangzisihushiyigeheshang。
zhishizheirentingzhedaduzi，manlianhengrou，kanyeshiyudeyanshen，daizhebumangenmieshi。nayoubandianfomenzhongrendecishan，fandaoshixiangtingerzouxiandexiongtu。
yeshiyudaoyebuhuiyinweiyigerenzhangxiangwenti，jiuduirenyoushenmepianjian。
hekuangxianzaitahaiyougengzhongyaodeshiqingzuo。
“zheiweixiansheng，buhaoyisia，yinweilushangchuledianshi，danwuledianshijian。zhendeduibuqi，wojinindaoqian，ninkanninnengbunengbujiwochaping？”
heshangbaileyeshiyuyiyan，bunaifandao“nizhidaowodengleduozhangshijian，danwulewoduoshaoshierma？chaoshilehaixiangyaohaoping，ninalaineimedadelian？！”
yigechaping，huibeikouliangbaikuaiqian，neijiuxiangdangyuyitianbaiganle。
yeshiyuhaixiangnulixia，jieshidao“zheiweixiansheng，wozhendebushiguyide。benlaishinengganshangde，dannimenxiaoqubaoan，lanzheburangwaimaiyuanjinxiaoqu，zheicaichaoshile。ninjiudarenyoudaliang，raoguowozheiyiciba。”
heshanglenghengyisheng，dao“neishinideshi，genwoyoushenmeguanxi？”
“zheiweixiansheng，wokanninchuanzhedaban，ninyinggaishifomendashiba？fojiajiangpuduzhongsheng，cibeiweihuai，ninyikanjiushijiukujiunandededaogaoseng，ninjiuzaijiwoyicijihuiba。qiuqiudashininle。”
“niqiuwoyemeiyong，zaoganshenmequle？bafanjiwo，niganjinzouba，wozheihaiyoushierni。”
“大师，您……”
“niyaoshizaihujiaomanchan，neikejiubushiyigechapingdeshile。wojiujinimenpingtaitousu。”
anzhaopingtaiguiding，yigetousu，fakuanwubai。
yeshiyulikemeilepiqi。buguanzenmeshuo，tazhongjiushichaoshile。
“buhaoyisi，daraoninle。zhuninyongcanyukuai，wozheijiuzou。”
yeshiyuwunaidebishangzuiba，laolaoshishidebafandijiheshang。
yeshiyuzhuanshenlaidaodiantiqian，kaishidengdianti。haoburongyidiantilaile，yeshiyuzhengyaomaibuwanglizou，shenhouturanchuanlaileheshangdeshengyin。
“neigesongwaimaide，nidengyixia。”